Chapter 1081 (1/2)
”Just say, am I still afraid of you?”
Ding Ning looked at death as if he were going home, and said with awe inspiring righteousness, ”if a gentleman moves his mouth and doesn't do it, you won't want me to give in.”
”Before!”
The old donkey almost laughed angrily, and his eyes tilted at him.
”If a gentleman talks but doesn't do it, you can't make me give in.”
Ding Ning continued to shout without hesitation.
”I said before.”
The old donkey snorted coldly, showing disdain.
”That's what I said before!”
Ding Ning did not give in, with a bold and righteous face.
The old donkey tilted his mouth and continued to lie down comfortably, enjoying Bai xun'er's massage. With a wild grass in his mouth, he despised and said, ”counsellor!”
”Shameless old donkey!”
Ding Ning responded without showing weakness. He couldn't fight. Are you still afraid of him?
”A counsellor without eggs!”
”Shameless old donkey!”
”Not like a man's advice!”
”It's not a man's old donkey at all.”
……
A man and a donkey lay on the ground and began to quarrel. They scolded more and more fiercely, but no one did it again.
I don't know how long they scolded each other. Finally, they were tired and quiet. They even began to snore, which relieved Bai xun'er. At the same time, they couldn't laugh or cry. These two people were enemies in previous lives. They choked each other as soon as they met.
”Get up, don't stand up, I'm hungry!”
I don't know how long it took. Ding Ning slept soundly and was kicked up by the donkey.
”You old donkey, it's none of my business if you're hungry?”
Ding Ning's dream was interrupted, vaguely opened his eyes and scolded.
He was almost able to do good things with xun'er, but he was interrupted by the damn old donkey at the critical moment.
”Get up and work and roast meat for me.”
The old donkey man stood and walked, holding two front hoofs. His nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not his eyes.
”Why?”
Ding Ning got up and shouted angrily.
”I'm your great grandfather!”
The old donkey tilted his chin at a 45 degree angle, tilted his eyes at him and said proudly.
”I'm your own grandpa!”
Ding Ning was furious and scolded without thinking.
”Beep!”
After another fat beating, the old donkey was refreshed. With his front hoof holding the back of his head, he leaned against the cliff of the valley, hummed a small song, looked at a wronged panda eye, where he began to light a bonfire, set up a barbecue stove and prepare for barbecue. He said, ”hum, you cheap bones, you won't be comfortable if you don't loosen your bones every day!”
But I didn't find that a panda's eyes twinkled with cunning and full of the pleasure of revenge. Hum, damn old donkey, dare to call me to barbecue. Don't blame me for keeping you out of bed for a month.
”I'm back!”
Bai xun'er happily dragged a big demon wild boar with the size of more than ten feet, and shouted from a distance.
”Xun'er, it's hard for you!”
Ding Ning hurried forward to help. Looking at the lazy old donkey discontentedly, he complained: ”old donkey, do you have any public morality to let xun'er go hunting? What if something happens?”
”It doesn't matter to me. It's also a kind of training!”
Bai xun'er hurriedly said that his white little face was red and lovely, which made Ding Ning pity.
”It was your job. Who made you sleep like a dead pig? Xun'er volunteered to hunt.”
The old donkey curled his mouth and said disapprovingly.
”If you deceive people too much, why is it my job? Can't you rely on yourself if you have hands and feet? I help you roast meat and prepare food for you. You think it's beautiful?”
Ding Ning was completely annoyed and roared at the top of his voice.
”Whatever, either you or xun'er. You can assign it yourself. I'm old and work so hard every day. How can I have so much energy.”
The old donkey's eyelids drooped and said softly.
”Are you working hard? What are you working hard for? It's not good to be lazy. I'm ashamed to be with people like you.”
Ding Ningqi shivered all over. If he didn't want to take laxative to clean up the shameless old donkey, he would like to take Bai xun'er away now.
”I have to work hard every day to beat you skinny little bastard. Do you think I'm hard?”
The old donkey turned his eyes and said confidently.
Ding Ning: ”
What you said is very reasonable. I have nothing to say.
”Well, well, don't say a word. Let's barbecue quickly. People are hungry.”
Bai xun'er saw that the atmosphere between the two people was full of gunpowder. He was afraid that the two people would fight again. He quickly rounded up the scene. His big watery eyes begged to look at Ding Ning and rubbed his hungry stomach.