406 Mother-In-Law Coming to Pick Up Xue Lin (1/2)

Chapter 406: Mother-In-Law Coming to Pick Up Xue Lin

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Marriage phobia?

Qingfeng Li was confused and shocked. He knew Chinese medicine, so naturally he knew about marriage phobia.

Marriage Phobia was the fear that woman felt before their marriage.

Marriage was extremely important for women because it only happens once in their life. It was the most important moment in their lives and thus they took extra care towards it.

For a successful woman like Xue Lin, they were scared of marrying. It stems from the fear of having to stay at home to take of children, arguing with their husbands, or losing their careers.

To put it simply, the fear stems from their doubt towards men.

Xue Lin was extremely cold to Qingfeng Li before because she didn’t trust him. As the two interacted with each other longer, the relationship developed deeper and deeper.

Even though Xue Lin had accepted Qingfeng and fallen in love with him, she was still scared about the wedding and the night they were going to spend together.

This fear had symptoms of becoming nervous, tightening of the body, and feeling anxious.

Xue Lin’s body right now was extremely tight, and she was nervous and anxious. Qingfeng Li could feel how tense she was from feeling her body.

”Honey, stop getting so worried. It is just a wedding, not going to hell. No need to make it such a nervous experience.” Qingfeng Li rubbed Xue Lin’s cheek and said.

After hearing what Qingfeng Li said, Xue Lin’s body was still tense.

Qingfeng Li knew a lot of women had marriage symptoms. In order to make them feel better one needed to tell them a lot of jokes and try to cheer them up.

”Honey, let me tell you a joke. A couple married, but the second day the girl wanted a divorce, do you know why?” Qingfeng Li was hugging Xue Lin.

Xue Lin shook her head and said, ”No, no, no I don’t.”

She was extremely nervous; to the point that she couldn’t even talk normally. This made Qingfeng Li speechless.

”Because the second day the girl said to the guy: you are useless. We had sex last night for 13 times, but every time you only lasted 3 seconds. I am still a virgin right now.” Qingfeng Li said with a smile.

HAHAHA!

Xue Lin was laughing from Qingfeng Li’s joke and said, ”Bastard, you can’t tell me jokes like these.”

Seeing how Xue Lin was laughing from his joke and her body finally relax, Qingfeng Li knew his joke worked.

”Fine, I will tell you another one. A farmer was preparing chicken soup for the next day. At night he said to the chicken: chicken, this is your last dinner, tomorrow I am going to cook you. The next morning the chicken committed suicide with a will left behind that said: I ate poison in order to tell you Sir Chicken is not someone to toy with.” Qingfeng Li told Xue Lin another joke.

AHAHAHAH!

This time Xue Lin laughed even more and said, ”The chicken is funny, even calling himself Sir Chicken. He ate poison so now he himself is poisonous, the farmer wouldn’t dare to eat him. At least now he died with a full body.”

After hearing two jokes, Xue Lin finally relaxed.

Seeing Xue Lin's delicate face, Qingfeng Li was going to kiss her.

PENG PENG PENG!!!

A flurry of knocking broke the silent. Qingfeng Li was pissed off because he was just about to kiss Xue Lin. The knocking disturbed them.