503 King Kong Got Injured (1/2)
Chapter 503: King Kong Got Injured
Translator: Noodletown TranslatedEditor: Noodletown Translated
The Elder Daoist's face blushed in response to the question that Xuanmiao asked. He couldn't be any more embarrassed by his apprentice, as he didn't know what XXOO was in his age.
Emm, this should be blamed on me, I should have let him watch some Japanese porn. The Elder Daoist regretted that he enjoyed those himself but didn't share with Xuanmiao.
The Elder Daoist waved his hands as he noticed Xuanmiao wasn't about to stop, ”Don't ask anymore, I won't answer you.”
He had to maintain his serious image in front of Xuanmiao. He couldn't ruin his brilliance.
Xuanmiao stared at his master and became speechless, he couldn't figure out why his most respective master wouldn't answer his question, as he used to answer anything he asked.
”Qingfeng, remember to XXOO with woman frequently, so that the murderous Qi can be dissipated.” the Elder Daoist suggested sincerely.
Qingfeng Li palmed his face and felt speechless. Obviously, he knew he was murderous and his health was affected by that. But doesn't XXOO too often make him a lady-killer?
”Temple Master, is there any solution other than XXOO?” Qingfeng Li asked.
The Elder Daoist shook his head, his face was still red, ”There is no other way.”
Qingfeng Li rolled his eyes and got upset. He had to XXOO, but who should he do that with? Xue Lin was injured, thus she wouldn't be available. Alice seemed a great choice, but she went on a mission. Now Ruyan Liu was the only one left.
”Thanks for your advice, temple Master, I'll think about that.” Qingfeng Li expressed his appreciation then turned around and left the temple with Ziyi Miao.
”Hehe, boss, actually you can think about the advice from my master.” the Monk said as he walking Qingfeng Li down the mountain. He giggled, and only someone like him who was close to Qingfeng Li would dare to make such joke. Usually, no one had the guts.
Qingfeng Li stretched his right leg and kicked the Monk, he said, ”Fuck off, was your boss ever this kind of person?”
”Of course you are not, boss. You are always the most intelligent and just.”
”Good thing you know.”
”Don't worry boss, even the most intelligent person makes mistakes. Go ahead, I won't tell Xue Lin about the sister-in-law.” the Monk said cunningly, and couldn't stop making jokes.
His boss used to be the person who mocked him. Now he finally had a chance. How could the Monk let it go.
Seeing Qingfeng Li stretche his leg and was about to kick him, the Monk jumped aside and dodged in a hurry.
”Master, if you have needs, you can XXOO with me.” Ziyi Miao started talking all of a sudden.
Ziyi Miao's innocent and pure face turned blushed after saying that, her heart started racing as well. Although Qingfeng Li was her master, it made her shy of his master ever XXOO with her.
The Monk's face lit up, he went close up to Qingfeng Li, and said in a low voice, ”Boss, you can think about that. Ziyi Miao is the Saintess from Miaojiang, it must feel good to conquer her.”
Qingfeng Li rolled his eyes, and said coldly, ”Go f*ck yourself, your boss is a good man.”
The Monk stuck out his middle finger and showed a despicable look. He knew well about Qingfeng Li, when he was abroad, he was a disaster for many beautiful women. However, that couldn't be considered as a disaster, since all the beautiful women liked Qingfeng Li.