Chapter 21: Sister Xiaoniao falling from sky (1/2)
Chapter 21: Sister Xiaoniao falling from sky
“Step aside, make way!’
A simple and vigorous voice suddenly came from outside the hall, and a robust burly fellow squeezed in. This figure was nearly two meters tall, but wore brightly colored clothing. The face of this person was fully covered with cosmetic and the lips were smeared with even redder than the monkey buttocks lipstick. Carefully looking at this burly fellow, this fellow was a woman. Then with a throat tearing sweet voice, she said, “Who has been secretly in love with me, and going to marry me? Stand up and let this girl have a look!”
A masculine woman squeezed in, then familiarly stood beside Black Cauldron Sect’s Sect Master Tuoba Xiong.
This is Tuoba Xiaoniao?
Clearly is Da diao ah! [T.L: Xiaoniao = xiao: small/little, niao (diao): bird, and Dadiao = da: big/large]
The heart of all people became cold, and just seeing the face of Tuoba Xiaoniao, they couldn’t bear to look straight at her.
Her figure was definitely curvy. Merely, sunken was her chest, sticking out was nevertheless her stomach, and her whole body had excess flesh. Tall and thin Jin Hua, if he married her, then wouldn’t he be squashed in their first wedding night?
Ye Chuan immediately flashed to one side, and standing beside Zhu Sijia, he secretly became pleased with himself for giving away this chance to Jin Hua.
“This……, Your Excellency Sect Master, is this your noble daughter Tuoba Xiaoniao?” Jin Hua subconsciously shrunk back, while feeling clod in his heart.
Although he was licentious, and also had experienced innumerable women, but this kind of hardcore, he naturally couldn’t enjoy ah.
“Yes, this is my daughter. Noble son Jin, Xioniao’s looks is not bad, when you two stand together, you two really looks like an ideal couple unparalleled in the world. Hahaha!” Tuoba Xiong laughed heartily. The more he looked at Jin Hua the more he like him.
“Yes, ideal couple, unparalleled in the world ah!”
Ye Chuan laughed inwardly, then pulled Jin Hua who was looking for a chance to sneak off, then pushed him beside Tuoba Xiaoniao. When these two people stood together, robust Tuoba Xiaoniao instead resembled man, and thin and tall Jin Hua instead resembled cute and helpless girl. “Xiaoniao, please move a little bit closer to junior apprentice-brother Jin Hua for a hug. His unrequited love of many years finally came to fruition, so he want to hug a beauty back home, don’t let him down.”
“Heh heh, noble son Jin looks so handsome, I like him.” The words of Tuoba Xiaoniao made the legs of Jin Hua tremble, and felt that he had changed into a little lamb that would allow oneself to be trampled upon. He wanted to move away, but Tuoba Xiaoniao stretched her arms and hugged him. And a thick body odor assaulted his nostrils.
If hugged in just this fashion in wedding night, then wouldn’t it……
Jin Hua inwardly thought of committing suicide. All of his excitement were obliterated completely. After facing this Big Bird all day long, what’s the delight of high cultivation and position?
Jin Hua suddenly felt his life incomparably bleak.
Before, he was racking his brains for schemes to seize the Dragon’s Vein Crystal and the position of Big Senior Apprentice-Brother, and also wanted to get married with the Black Cauldron Sect’s Sect Master’s pearl in the palm in place of Ye Chuan. Now however, he would rather be an ordinary outer disciple, or even a handyman was also fine. But he had already uttered father-in-law words in public, and when he was thinking of breaking off the engagement, unfortunately Tuoba Xiaoniao hugged him tightly as soon as she saw him, so that became beyond the control of him.
Looking at this unexpected scene, onlookers began talking in whisper while pointing out, and secretly sighed for this situation of a fresh flower poked into a pile of manure. And in the current situation, Jin Hua was that fresh flower, and Tuoba Xioniao was first rate cow dung.
“Cough, everybody, calm down a bit!”
Ye Chuan coughed, then looking at everyone around, he said: “Junior apprentice-brother Jin Hua still has a cherished desire, that is to never part with Tuoba Xiaoniao. Lord Sect Master, Great Elder, it would be better to select an auspicious date, and today also happens to be a very good day, so how about letting junior apprentice-brother Jin Hua and Tuoba Xiaoniao get married, and have a bridal chamber this evening, please don’t let junior apprentice brother Jin Hua wait for a long time.”
“Well, I’ll listen to my husband’s arrangement.” Tuoba Xiaonian’s words were astonishing, and cutely acted spoiled, unfortunately, her voice was too loud, changing into a roar. And combined with that fierce face and excess flesh all over, she downright looked domineering.
When did I, your father have this kind of cherished desire? Jin Hua was shocked as well as angry, while loudly wailing mournfully in his heart. And he also wanted to struggle free and run like mad away from this sect, but his body was as if octopus firmly hugged by Tuoba Xiaoniao.
“Congratulation Sect Master!”
“Congratulation senior apprentice-brother Jin Hua!”
People stepped forward and congratulated one after another, but this caused Jin Hua to wail mournfully while dripping blood within his heart. If gaze alone could kill a person, then Ye Chuan who was standing at one side and watching the play would have already been killed 100 times.