C26 (1/2)
After the aunt left, Lin Xin'er closed the door. Her face immediately became black and she coldly snorted: ”Humph, you two want to return my innocence!”
I awkwardly smiled and said, ”You have to wait until we take your innocence first.”
Lin Xin'er immediately kicked over: ”Go die!”
F * ck, it's a good thing I dodged fast and didn't get kicked by her high heels, otherwise I would probably be crippled for life.
The old Daoist found Lin Xin'er unbearable and lightly said: ”Then auntie, if you think this way, we can't do anything about it. After all, our brains are hanging on our heads, but if you also think this way, then …”
”Cough, cough …”
I saw Lin Xin'er's face slowly darken. Right now, she was even more terrifying than a grimace. Coughing twice, she reminded the old Daoist. The old Daoist was a smart man, he immediately knew that something was wrong.
The old Daoist hurriedly apologized, ”Sorry, I said the wrong thing …” He murmured, ”What did I say wrong …” Then, he turned to Lin Xin'er and said: ”How about this, Gong Nan and I will agree to one condition, anything is fine. As long as it is within our capabilities, you don't need to be angry, okay?”
Lin Xin'er glanced at me: ”Really?”
The old Daoist put his arm around my shoulders and said, ”It was steamed. It wasn't cooked.”
Lin Xin'er giggled, she can be considered to have forgiven us, but her face immediately revealed a proud and evil smile, I immediately sweated, thinking, could it be that she wanted to cheat us?
I leaned close to the old Daoist's ear and whispered, ”How can you put forward such a difficult condition? If she wants us to jump down from the sixth floor, do you want to jump down as well?”
I said it very quietly, but Lin Xin'er still heard it. She said: ”Relax, I won't make such immoral conditions as making someone jump off a building. Well, I'll see you in the morning, and then I'll tell you my terms. ”Heh heh.”
I thought to myself, 'This girl sure has bad intentions. Looks like we're about to be tricked.' 'Can't you say it now?'
”Hehe, what we're saying now is meaningless.”
However, the old Daoist remained calm and said, ”Then it's settled. Let's go back.” The old Daoist looked at his watch and said, ”It's already 5: 30. Speaking of which, don't you still have an appointment?”
Only after hearing the old Daoist say this did I remember that I still have a date with Li Youlan, so I had to hurry back to prepare.
”You guys can leave now. See me out.” Lin Xin'er giggled.
Women were indeed very meritorious. They would be able to buy a woman with just one condition. He despised her for that.
The old Daoist and I walked out of Lin Xin'er's room. The old Daoist then said, ”Remember to close the doors and windows properly, otherwise, ghosts might enter the room tonight.”
Although I didn't see Lin Xin'er's expression after hearing these words, I could imagine that her expression was definitely very interesting.
I said to the old Daoist, ”I didn't expect you to have such an ability. I reckon that Lin Xin'er will not be able to sleep tonight.”
The old Daoist just calmly said, ”I'm serious.”
Returning to East Eleven, the old Taoist and I found An Gui and started cursing at him for his swindling. If it weren't for his dating failure, Lin Xin'er wouldn't have returned to the dorm, and we wouldn't have been discovered by Lin Xin'er if we hadn't been discovered by her.
An Gui had nothing else to say, so he could only accept everything with a silly smile. In the end, he even agreed to invite the old Daoist to the New World tomorrow afternoon to eat sour fish with me.
After scolding An Gui, I felt much better as if I had just finished pooping. Thus, the old Daoist and I went back to our respective dormitories.
It was six o'clock in the afternoon and the sky wasn't dark yet. I took a hot bath, changed into a casual long-sleeved shirt, and looked in the mirror. I felt handsome. Yeah, it was time to go to the South Pavilion to find Li Youlan.
I first called Li Youlan, who told me to wait for her at the entrance of South Pavilion's supermarket. She also told me to remember to bring the umbrella she lent me yesterday.
When I heard her words, I was immediately stunned. Her umbrella was taken by the old Daoist. It seemed that I had no choice but to go to the South Pavilion to buy a new one.
After hanging up Li Youlan's phone, I quickly went to the South Pavilion and bought an umbrella that looked exactly like the one Li Youlan had lent me. I prayed that I could get away with it.
After arriving at the entrance of the supermarkets, she waited for a while before Li Youlan arrived.
The first thing she said to me was, ”Where's my umbrella?”