C31 (1/2)

The old Daoist looked helpless as he said, ”I've never encountered such a thorny problem. This is even f * cking harder to deal with than ghosts!”

We quickly went to the dormitory, brushed our teeth and washed our faces. We didn't even have time to eat breakfast as we rushed to the door of the SB supermarket.

The old Daoist and I don't dare to be negligent. If we make Lin Xin'er unhappy and she swindles us, wouldn't she be inhumane?

Arriving in front of the supermarket, we saw Lin Xin'er.

She was dressed in a short white skirt and was dressed beautifully. I didn't realize that she was this beautiful before, but now, looking at her, I thought to myself, Damn it, I let An Gui date her yesterday, it was too cheap! If I had known earlier, I would have reluctantly asked her out.

Seeing the old Daoist and I, Lin Xin'er wrinkled her little mouth and said: ”Why are you so late?”

The old Daoist and I chuckled a few times and didn't answer.

Lin Xin'er sized me up and said: ”Yo, I didn't expect you to be so handsome.”

I thought to myself, you've only just realized, I'm really handsome to begin with, hehe …

Lin Xin'er looked at the old Daoist and nodded: ”You're not bad too, barely able to be my follower. Yes, Yang Sheng said, it's time for you to go to the barber shop and prune your eyebrows, look at yourself, your eyebrows are even longer than your hair!”

The old Daoist was extremely embarrassed and smirked, ”My eyebrows have always been like this, there's no need to cut. Don't you think that long eyebrows are very stylish?”

”It looks like you really think you're the reincarnation of the Long-browed Grandmaster.” Lin Xin'er ridiculed.

The old Daoist's expression turned serious. ”How do you know?”

After hearing the old Daoist's pretentious words, I immediately burst out laughing.

However, the old Daoist rolled his eyes at me and said, ”What are you laughing at? I'm serious.”

Lin Xin'er ignored the old Daoist and said: ”It's getting late, let's go.”

I followed and asked, ”Where are we going?”

The old Daoist followed.

At this time, Lin Xin'er had an evil look on her face as she said: ”You don't need to worry where I go. You two only need to know what I want to buy today, and you have to pay for it.”

Upon hearing Lin Xin'er's conditions, the old Daoist and I were so shocked that our jaws almost fell to the ground.

”What!” The old Daoist shouted.

Lin Xin'er looked at the old man with disdain: ”Men, it's hard to keep up with a promise, do you two think you can go back on your word?”

I felt a chill run down my spine. Lin Xin'er was about to screw over my anemia. It seemed that my living expenses for the next few months would be related to my saygoodbay.

Then, I thought, Lin Xin'er shouldn't be a shopping maniac, right? If she was, wouldn't it mean that even my spinal cord and I would be sucked dry? Damn you, Old Daoist, why did you put forward such a condition yesterday? Look, you must have been tricked to death by Lin Xin'er.

I looked at the old man again, and saw that his face was deathly pale, completely drained of color. It seemed like he couldn't stand up to Lin Xin'er's schemes either.

Women, they were truly ferocious animals. No matter how strong a man was, he would still be sucked dry by her …

Right now, we can only pray that the heavens will take care of us. If we suddenly face a heavy rain, then it would be a great fortune for us. If there's no rain, just an earthquake, a tsunami, a volcano, or something like that...

Lin Xin'er was in high spirits. Her face was full of smiles, and her steps were light. She saw me and the old Daoist slow down, so she turned her head and said: ”Hurry up, we need to hurry back before nightfall!”

Come back before evening, hehe …

F * ck me, it seems like Lin Xin'er will be busily buying for the whole day!

Next, Lin Xin'er swept through all the shops in the Higher Education Mega Centre: shoes, clothes, cosmetics, jewelry … As long as it was something that could be bought, she wouldn't let it go.

The old Daoist and I, these two bitter lackeys, not only wanted to pay for her, but also wanted to help her carry her things. In the end, something happened on the street: a beautiful lady walked in front and straightforwardly bought her things. As for the two lackeys behind her, they had cramps in their hands from paying for the money, and when it came to carrying items, they were panting heavily while sweating and were almost tired to the point of becoming a dog.

As the sun slowly sets, a day even scarier than a ghost has finally passed. The old Daoist and I can finally heave a sigh of relief.

However, Lin Xin'er had an untiring expression as she smiled and said: ”Let's go eat something.”

The old Daoist and I quickly and tactfully refused.

”There's no need, I'm not hungry. Let's go back to the dining hall to eat …” The old Daoist said with a wry smile.