C65 (1/2)
Thinking about the scene in his dorm, I felt a chill run down my spine …
Is it because I saw something I shouldn't have seen that he wanted to kill me?
Alright, no matter what, if I can't win today's battle, I will definitely be beaten into a 'pig head'. Therefore … Although I'm very weak, I still have to fight. At the very least, I have to let Chen Yong know that I'm not that easy to bully!
Thinking this way, I clenched my fists, both of them clattering.
I was about to fight when the old Daoist grabbed my shoulder and said, ”Remember, you have to be flexible. He's tall, but his movements are definitely not as nimble as yours.”
I nodded and walked up to Ouyang Wu with my chest held high.
Ouyang Wu disdainfully glanced at me and said, ”Boy, have you prepared some iron wine? It's about to start!”
I shouted, ”Wait!”
Ouyang Wu impatiently said, ”What's wrong? Are you scared? If you're scared, just kneel down and kowtow three times, then crawl through my pants!”
I said, ”No, but look at your toes.”
”Hmm?” Ouyang Wu lowered his head in puzzlement.
The chance has come. I quickly used my foot and kicked on this guy's big toe …
”AHH!” ”Howl …” ”Ah!” Ouyang Wu howled like a wolf. He bent down and covered his toes, constantly jumping up and down. ”You are so sinister …”
Heh heh, the more sinister ones are yet to come …
”Seizing the opportunity, I raised my foot and kicked him once more in the crotch.” F * ck, you want me to crawl into your crotch? So what if I destroyed your crotch! ”
”AHH!” ”Sob, sob …”
A wail echoed in the air...
No one would have thought that the burly Ouyang Wu would be beaten into a bear by my little scheme.
As the old Daoist looked on, his face couldn't help but reveal a bit of pride. As for An Gui, he was laughing nonstop. His stomach was about to burst into laughter.
Black lines appeared on Chen Yong's face as he cursed, ”Damn it, Ouyang Wu, you are f * cking made of wood, hurry up and retaliate, why are you still holding onto your crotch? The center of your crotch isn't something you can protect. Hurry up and punch him, flatten him!”
When Ouyang Wu heard this, he immediately sent a punch over.
Unfortunately, I stepped on his toes and broke his crotch, causing his attack to sound like a three-year-old's writing. I easily dodged it.
I watched as Ouyang Wu staggered away with his huge butt. I gave him another kick to help him increase his speed.
”Ouch!” After being kicked by me, Ouyang Wu was almost bitten by a dog.
As Chen Yong watched, he couldn't help but to cover his face. He was too embarrassed to continue watching.
I was elated and laughed out loud. I didn't expect this guy to be so big, but he was actually a fish. He couldn't even withstand a single blow.
At this time, Ouyang Wu turned around. He was already angry from embarrassment. ”Ah!” He shouted, ”I'm going to tear you into pieces!” Then he rushed at me.
As I looked, it seems like this guy has already recovered from the pain of the broken egg. This attack is quite ferocious!
His sandbag of a fist flew towards me, and I dodged it. I ducked my head and dodged it, feeling the wind on my scalp, but then he kicked out again, and I dodged again.
Just like that, Ouyang Wu kept attacking and I kept dodging. After dozens of rounds, Ouyang Wu didn't hit me. He was already tired out like a dog with its tongue hanging down.
I'm not in a good situation either. Damn, every time I see his big fist flying over, I would be scared witless. If one of them didn't dodge, then wouldn't I be smashed into smithereens by that punch?
After dodging for so long, my stamina was running out. The more I dodged, the more embarrassed I became. Like a stray dog being chased, I ran all over the place without any chance to retaliate.
At this rate, I would definitely be beaten into a pig head by Fatty. As expected, when I was careless, Ouyang Wu threw a punch at my chest, although it wasn't as fierce as before, but the rotten boat still had three pounds of iron, and with such a big punch, I couldn't help but stagger back a few steps, almost falling to the ground.