C114 (1/2)
The old Daoist took a deep breath and composed himself. Then he said, ”Mr. Zhao Jie, I believe you have received a black cat, right?”
On the other side of the phone, Zhao Jie was stunned for a moment before asking, ”Who are you? How do you know my name? ”How did you know I received a black cat? Could it be that you are the person who sent the black cat to me?”
The old Daoist lightly said, ”Very good, very good. It's good that you've received it. You don't need to know who I am. You only need to know that in the following week, that black cat will be playing a game with you. ”
”Game? What game? ”
”Curse of the black cat.”
Then, he sighed and said, ”Sir, thank you for sending that black cat to me. That black cat is really cute, and I like it very much. However, I want to apologize to you here, because that black cat is already dead.”
”What?!” The old Daoist almost shouted out.
I was also very surprised. If that black cat died, wouldn't our meticulously planned plan be ruined?
Zhao Jie was silent for a moment, then said, ”Actually, that black cat came to my house yesterday afternoon. It was too cute, making me unable to let go of it, so I let it sleep with me at night. But I didn't expect to wake up in the morning and find that poor little black cat crushed to death by me.”
His words were filled with regret. It seemed like he did not realize the old Daoist had made this call and mistook him for a kind person who gave him a black cat for free.
After I heard what Zhao Jie said, I thought about it for a few times. This is really too unlucky. Alright, it seems that I can only think of another plan to kill Zhao Jie.
The old Daoist sighed helplessly and said, ”Since I've already been crushed to death by you, there's nothing left to say.”
Zhao Jie then said, ”Sir, thank you for giving me the black cat. That black cat was squashed to death by me, I'm really sorry. How about I compensate you with one?”
In the end, the old Daoist exploded with anger as he shouted, ”Dammit! You're dead!”
The old Daoist hung up the phone and said with a wry smile, ”I thought I had designed a good trap, but I didn't expect it to be ruined by Zhao Jie's fat waist.”
I helplessly said, ”Then what should we do now?”
The old Daoist shrugged his shoulders and said, ”Stirring it up. Stirred it into paste.”
I thought that the old Daoist's plan would be foolproof, but who would have thought that he would die in such a small accident. It was really hard for me to decide whether to laugh or cry.
Well, accidents are inevitable. Some people accidentally stepped on a banana peel, fell, and died. Compared to such a ridiculous and tragic accident, mine was not that bad.
Now that the matter is settled, we'll have to go back.
But when we turned to leave the public phone booth, a voice came from behind us: ”Hey, Guang Kangnan, Yang Shengdao!”
I turned around and saw Lin Xin'er on the road riding a bicycle towards us.
Why was Lin Xin'er here?
Lin Xin'er stopped the car beside us and said: ”You two, what are you doing in the outer ring? Hehe, are you doing something shameful?”
I hastily replied, ”How could I? Definitely. I definitely didn't. I definitely didn't. I definitely didn't have one thousand percent …” In fact, I was feeling guilty. Did Lin Xin'er hear the conversation between Zhao Jie and the old Daoist?
If they heard it, it wouldn't be so good …
”Hee hee, looking at how guilty you are, you must have done something shameful. Are the two of you coming here to fight …” At this point, Lin Xin'er's face was immediately filled with disdain. She said: ”Oh, you two, could it be …” After saying that, she raised her index finger and stared at me and the old Daoist. Then, she slowly bent it down.
I immediately understood what she meant and was extremely embarrassed. I hurriedly tried to defend myself, ”What are you thinking? I didn't expect a girl like you to actually …” Dirty! ”
Suddenly, the old Daoist said, ”That's right!”
”Ah?!”
Lin Xin'er and I shouted at the same time.
I felt like kicking this damned old Daoist to death. What do you mean by not admitting it? But he's admitting to this, this, this …
”Damned Daoist, don't spout nonsense!”
As my foot flew through the air, the old Daoist tilted his body and easily dodged my foot.
”I didn't expect you guys to really …” Aiya, I'm not playing with you guys anymore. Lin Xin'er snorted.
I cursed the old Daoist in my heart and despised Lin Xin'er. 'She must be sexually discriminating …'
The old Taoist was still calm, calm to the point that I felt my balls hurt. He calmly said, ”What is it really about? I just came here to make a phone call. Is it really that serious?
Hearing the old Daoist say this, Lin Xin'er immediately burst out laughing.
I looked at her unreserved appearance, let out a helpless sigh, pulled her face and said, ”Be careful not to laugh to death!” I told you we were innocent. ”
Lin Xin'er retracted her smile and pretended to cough twice. She once again looked like a lady and said: ”You guys called and came to the outer ring?”
However, the old Daoist confidently said, ”Of course I want to come to the outer ring. Don't you hear what I said on the phone?”
Lin Xin'er wrinkled her nose and said: ”How could I hear you? You're so far away.”