Chapter 92 – Did Your Mouth and Asshole Switch? (1/2)

Ling Mo showed an attitude of “I’ll kill you if you don’t fuckin tell me”, so the two guys quivered and said: “We were just hiding in here for a short while…”

“Bull Fucking Shit!” Ling Mo impatiently interrupted. Why would they need to make themselves like this if they were just hiding?

The guy quickly explained: “No, we just hid here for two days, these two days we actually…..”

With the knife pointed to his throat, Ling Mo just needs to push a bit harder to kill him. When your life was on the line, it’s hard to remain calm, not to mention he was a coward.

Ling Mo frowned while hearing his mumbling vague voice, his partner started to worry that he might irritate Ling Mo so he interrupted and said: “Let me say it.”

The guy quickly shut his mouth and looked at Ling Mo with pleading eyes.

“OK, you say it.” Ling Mo looked at that guy and said.

Although he was covered with blood, but he could still tell that he had dark skin, was less than 20 years old, and apparently was a student of X city university. But he looked a lot more calmer than his partner, and he talks way faster and more fluent.

“We just got here two days ago, this is the only place we can stay. We actually didn’t know you were coming. We were also shocked when you opened the door, but I thought you should be survivor rather than a zombie since you opened the door, but we have no idea what you were up to so we decided to capture you first.”

After he finished explaining, he felt anxious, he was afraid that Ling Mo would kill his partner if he irritated him.

His partner’s reaction was much more fierce, he started to curse: “OMFG are you trying to kill me? Tang Xiao Xue, did your mouth and asshole switch? Do you know even know how to talk? Or are you only able to talk shit? You want me dead!! Bro! Bro!” He cannot move with a knife pointing at his throat, he can only look at Ling Mo and say, “Don’t be angry, we didn’t want to capture you i swear, we just wanted to make friends with you.”

Ling Mo thought it was hilarious, but also realized that they didn’t have bad intentions, he was also aware of survivors, it’s just that he wouldn’t do anything impulsive like them.

On the second thought, if it were other survivors it might work.

Normally people would become a bit slower when they got scared, those with no guts probably even wouldn’t be able to move. If they saw these fake “zombies” they would probably just wait to die.

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He could tell that they were actually very careful with their plan, because a different scenario could have happened. What if the people didn’t get scared and decided to fight back and kill them? They were smart in seeing if their target got scared or not before going through with their plan.

So they waited for a few seconds and then attacked Ling Mo thinking he was the first kind of person since he jumped back indicating that they had scared the shit out of him.

Too bad that Ling Mo didn’t get scared to death, instead he pulled himself together immediately and played them.

“Sounds like you guys do these kinds of things often?” Ling Mo slowly put down his knife and asked them with great interest.