Chapter 347 (1/2)

Laojun: your healing medicine has been sent to you.

Lin Hai looks at the message on wechat, and his face muscles twitch.

”The LORD sent you a dirty pill.”

Mud ball: it is a piece of mud picked up by Laojun from the ground and mixed with saliva. It is quite disgusting.

”It's so damn, old bastard!” Lin Haiqi almost smashed his mobile phone.

Nima, elder brother wants healing pill, you give me casually and mud ball to send, this he so amuses me to play!

Lin Hai resisted the impulse to get angry and sent a message to the emperor.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: is this your so-called healing pill? (there is an angry expression at the back)

Supreme Lord Laojun: Yes, I don't give absolute healing medicine to ordinary people.

Poof!

Holy medicine an egg, also ordinary people don't give, give who who he? Don't scold you!

Xiaomuddle headed fairy: if you don't want to give it, just say it. Don't take a spitting mud ball to tease my brother!

Lin Hai was really popular this time, and he made a rude remark on wechat.

However, the emperor was not worried at all. Instead, he put on a smile covering his mouth.

Laojun: the saliva is good. Thousands of years ago, the monkey king came to ask for the elixir, but I urinated directly. (behind him is a chuckling expression)

Lin Hai looks at the information with black lines on his face.

Nima, if it's true, it's too much fun.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: don't brag. I'm going to ask the sage.

Lin Hai always thinks that this should be the Supreme Master. If he really dares to pee and mud to monkey king, Monkey King can't be angry enough to give him some advice.

Lin Hai thought of doing it and really sent it to the monkey king.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, the old man of Laojun boasted to me that he had eaten a mud ball that he urinated with for you. I don't believe it. Ha ha.

Sun Wukong saw the information of Lin Hai, almost in seconds.

Monkey King: ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!!

As soon as Lin Hai saw the monkey king's reflection, he was very happy. It seems that the monkey was very angry.

Monkey King: this damned old shepherd, I'm so angry with him!!!

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, don't be angry. He's just bragging. We don't have a common sense with him.

Lin Hai said in the information, but thought in his heart, go quickly, beat this old guy, let him so hateful, give his brother mouth cement pills.

Monkey King: angry, angry! The damned old shepherd should have said such a disgraceful thing about my old sun. It's hateful. It's really hateful!

”Er...” Lin Hai's eyes stare at the boss, directly muddled.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: so, Dasheng, what do you mean, is it true?

Monkey King: brother, don't say anything about it. Ah, don't say it! Otherwise, my old sun's face will be lost, lost!

”I'll go. How can I give the situation?” Lin Hai was so stupid that Sun Wukong admitted it. What the emperor said was true!

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: Dasheng, why do you want to eat? It's disgusting to think about it.

After that, Lin Haifa is really disgusted.

Monkey King: disgusting, very disgusting!

Lin Hai felt even more strange when he saw that Sun Wukong said the same thing.

Is it that the supreme emperor forced Sun Wukong to eat it?

Monkey King: however, that's absolutely good. The temptation is so great that I can't resist it.

”What? How can it be a good thing? ” I'm more confused.

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: great sage, what's so good about it?

Monkey King: as long as it is the thing on the Supreme Master, it's all good things, good things!

Shit! Lin Hai is depressed for a while. What's the good news for NIMA?

Xiaomuddle headed immortal: what do you mean, according to you, is it a good thing to be too old to be a good one?

Lin Hai was angry in his heart and started with a ”don't you eat too much old Junla's shit?”

But after thinking about it, he still deleted it. He estimated that Sun Wukong would have to swing him to death with a stick.

Monkey King: excrement is also a good thing, as long as it is on the emperor, it is a good thing!

”NIMA, isn't it?” Lin Hai is funny. Is the monkey king crazy?

Xiaodouxian: Dasheng, don't tease me.

Monkey King: where did my old sun tease you? Do you know how Erlang God's wheezing dog became a God?

Xiaomuddle headed fairy: How did it happen?

Although he has read some myths about Erlang God, he has never paid attention to the experience of Xiaotian dog becoming a God.

Monkey King: hehe, Xiaotian dog is a local dog in the world. When the emperor Laojun went down to the earth, he pulled a lump of excrement and was eaten by the astringent dog by chance!

Poof!Lin Hai almost sprayed after watching it.