Chapter 1106 (1/2)
Xiaomuddle headed immortal: what did I do? (there is a blank expression in the back)
Red boy: you let me spit fire and burn the old man's beard. The fire was so fierce that he directly burned his hair. Now he is bald! (a sweating expression at the back)
poof!
”Ha ha ha ha ha!” As soon as Lin Hai thought of his embarrassment at the moment, he covered his stomach and laughed.
Nima, it's a good fire. Let this old guy always pit himself. It's cool!
Xiaodouxian: nice work! Take a picture and make me laugh! (behind is a laughing expression)
Red boy: you are still laughing, I said you have made trouble! (there is a sweating expression at the back)
xiaomuduoxian: what's the relationship between him and me?
Red boy: you don't know. Now the heaven is in chaos. The supreme emperor has become a bald lad. The immortals of Taoism think that their Taoist ancestors are going to become monks. They all march in the South Gate of heaven to protest. They still have slogans!
”I'll go, and that?” As soon as Lin Hai's eyes lit up, he suddenly thought it was very interesting!
Xiaomuddle headed fairy: what slogan?
Red boy: the bald man is poor for three generations. He will destroy all living beings!
Poof!
Lin Hai can't help laughing again. NIMA, this slogan is also bad enough.
Red boy: the dourate palace is also in disorder. A large number of monks are blocking the door of the Supreme Lord Laojun, shouting to celebrate the emperor's abandoning the secret and converting to Buddhism!
”I'll go. What a mess it is!” Lin Hai was speechless for a while, but he burned his hair and produced so many moths!
Xiaomuddle headed immortal: what does this have to do with me?
Red boy: Daxian, you really don't know about that between Buddhism and Taoism?
Xiaodouxian: what do you know? Is there a foundation between them? (there is a puzzled expression at the back)
Red boy: it's Laozi's transformation of Hu. Laozi is the supreme emperor. It's said that Buddha is the embodiment of his Dharma, and Buddhism was introduced into the Middle Earth by him. As a result, there are no two tigers in one mountain. On the surface, Buddhism and Taoism do not interfere with each other, and there is peace. In fact, the struggle is fierce and never stops.
Xiaomuddle headed fairy: what else?
Although Lin Hai has heard of the legend of Laozi's transformation of Hu, he didn't expect that there was such a big contradiction between Buddhism and Taoism in the heaven. It was obviously an accident that the emperor's hair was burned. However, both sides took advantage of the subject to make things bigger!
It seems that the heaven is not harmonious.
Honger: as you know, Daxian, I'm a man of few words. I can't bear such a big event. So I confessed you to the Taoist people. It was you who instigated me as a minor behind your back. (behind is an innocent expression)
poof!
”Your uncle Lin Hai then reflected why red boy said he had made trouble.
After a long time of fighting, is it him? This boy sold himself!
Xiaomuddle headed fairy: you do this, is not too mean! (there is an angry expression in the back)
Red boy: I can't help it. Now the whole Taoist people are chasing you. If I don't give you up, I will be the one who is being chased! (a weak expression at the back)
”shit!” Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked, and NIMA was killed!
Fortunately, I am in the world, or I really don't know how to deal with it.
Red boy: I'm sorry, immortal. But don't worry. If you are killed by Taoism, I'll burn newspapers for you. Good brother, be righteous.
Poof!
Is that what you mean? Burning newspapers? Does NIMA fool with ghosts?
Xiao muddle headed immortal: Little nonsense, have you got Shengji pill?
Lin Hai didn't bother to worry about it with him. Anyway, Xianfan was separated from each other. It didn't matter if Lin Hai carried the pot. The key was Shengji pill. Did you get it.
Red boy: naturally, I got Shengji pill first, then I vomited fire.
”You're smart!” Lin Hai is relieved, as long as the pills are available.
Xiaomuddle headed immortal: then send it quickly!
Red boy: Daxin, what you said about 50 bottles of Wahaha and 50 packets of spicy strips (behind is a shy expression)
NIMA, this little boy is smart enough to start by himself. Lin Hai will not steal and cheat with him for this worthless little thing, open the bag of heaven and earth, and send it to him.