26 Sorry, I canst love you (1/2)

King: I've searched it.

Liam: What keywords did you use?

King: How to court your wife

MANWHORE(HW): Check this out.

How to Court a Woman (with Pictures) - wikiHow

Adam: Really? You?

Dominique: I've looked over it. The content seems ok. You should read it too. It has pictures dude!

Neil: Why does the three of you seems to have more initiative than us married men when it comes to this topic huh?

Liam: Do you guys even have an experience in this field?

MANWHORE(HW): Of course! Do you think that my nickname here isn't enough to justify my abilities?!

Dominique: Mate you aren't supposed to be proud of being called 'MANWHORE'.

Adam: No wonder you have Chlamydia.

MANWHORE(HW): NO, I DO NOT! Doc please spare my sex life. Don't even mention that word in the same breath as my handsome self.

Liam: Hahahahaha

Neil: Enough. We're here to help King. What kind of girl are we talking about? What base were you at?

King: We never said the three words.

Dominique: THE BLASPHEMY!!!

Liam: I am shookt to the core!

Neil: This is even more tricky than I thought.

MANWHORE(HW): What's that? Why the weird reaction?

Adam: Idiot! The 'eight letters'!