Chapter 85 - Three Problematic Girls (1/2)
Do you know why no one believes you? Because my acting skill can make me win the oscar best actor award! Wanting to tease me? Wait until you grow a beard below your body!
“Okay, okay, I touched your butt, shall I apologize to you? Or, you want to touch mine?” I turned around and lifted my butt, and said with a soft tone as if a big brother trying to comfort a little girl. See how great I was.
Seeing my funny posture, Chu Yuan instantly blushed, Xiao Yike burst out laughing, and Dongfang Lianren was trembling with anger.
Since you think I am a Hello Kitty, I will show you what it looks like when a hello kitty wants to tease someone.
Will I, a hello kitty, touch a girl’s butt in front of my little sister and her friend? Combined with what kind of person I usually was with Dongfang brat’s past record, it was obvious who Chu Yuan would believe more. Moreover, as long as she believed that she lied this time, she would definitely believe that I was innocent earlier as well.
Dongfang was also a crafty and scheming girl. Of course, she figured it out very soon. She glared at me angrily for a second, then shrugged her shoulders and smiled, “okay, okay, I will stop making jokes, I was just trying to lighten up the mood. Yuanyuan, please don’t get angry.”
“Mhm” Chu Yuan was extremely tolerant of Dongfang Lianren, and she simply rolled her eyes at her, and then stopped talking about it.
When Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike turned around, my wolf claws suddenly attacked again…
“Ah~!”
Chu Yuan looked suspiciously at Dongfang Lianren again, “What happened this time?”
Dongfang learned her lesson this time, “Nothing, I tripped on the table leg, hehe…”
Bratty girl, didn’t you deliberately let me take advantage of you? This elder brother, I will stop restraining myself and show you what a perverted uncle really looks like!
“Damn you!”
“What did you say?” Looking at Dongfang Lianren’s angry face as if she wanted to eat me alive, I felt very satisfied. Since we could not have a peaceful relationship, then let’s see who would be more insidious.
Although the character of Dongfang Lianren was not great, her cooking skills were indeed very good. Even if the kitchen materials were limited, the seafood dishes she made were still delicious. Not only seafood, but this girl also brought two bottles of red wine, and probably because she deliberately wanted to go against me. The more I said that minors should not drink, the more she encouraged Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike to drink.
Xiao Yike was originally a little alcoholic. She shook her big bosoms, which Chu Yuan and Dongfang Lianren were envious of, and stressed that she was nineteen years old already, and Yuanyuan hated others to say that she was still young, so whenever I said that, she would glare at me as if she wanted to kill me. She, who never drank alcohol before, wanted to drink the wine on a whim. As a result, three votes against one, I was defeated without any surprise.
“Uncle, let me propose a toast to you….”
“Uncle?”
Seeing Yuanyuan and Dongfang Lianren looked at Xiao Yike in the same puzzling look, I almost wanted to hide below the table. God Damnit, you haven’t even drunk anything, but you are already drunk?!
“Hehe, Yike you are really funny. Am I that old?”
I said while winking at her constantly, fortunately, this little minx’s reaction wasn’t slow. After a moment of awkward silence, she immediately smiled and said: “if you aren’t that old, why do you treat us like little children, you are not much older than us after all. Since you like being treated like an uncle, I think I should call you uncle.”
Yuanyuan and Dongfang seemed to believe what she said. Even Dongdong also shook the red wine in the glass and mocked, “Elder Brother Nan, you are indeed like an uncle, a perverted uncle.”
I know she was trying to mock me because I touched her butt, but before I said anything, Xiao Yike’s eyes suddenly changed and said to Dongfang with a smiley face full of ridicule, “Yeah? Being teased by you like that, but he can still tolerate it and forgive you, having this kind of mature and generous mind actually makes him look like a responsible adult.”
On the surface, she was praising me, but secretly she was mocking Dongfang. Originally, I thought Dongfang would cause trouble for Yike first, but I didn’t expect that little minx started the fight first. Clearly, she was not happy that Dongfang Lianren was teasing me.
The smile of Dongfang Lianren suddenly froze on her face, “Oh? Sister Booby, you are saying I am immature?”
“Did I say that? Haha, no, I definitely didn’t mean that. Little sister Dongfang, you are too sensitive,” How could Xiao Yike embarrass Chu Yuan’s friend in the presence of Chu Yuan?