Chapter 1024 (1/2)
Experience tells me that it is very painful to accompany a woman shopping in the mall, because she is always in the women's clothing store constantly selecting, comparing, asking for your opinions, and then ignoring her that you are just perfunctory. Finally, after wasting a lot of time and physical strength, she makes a hard decision by herself Most men rush to swipe cards? It's not just men's vanity. At least for me, there are two more important reasons. First, I need to find a reason to comfort myself for my wasted time and physical strength. If I don't do anything, I don't even understand the significance of wasting my time and physical strength. Compared with money, it is obviously more shameful to waste life, so I usually comfort myself after paying the bill, saying that this is my purpose today; secondly, the significance of my existence around her has been denied by her for a day. If she has to pay for the bill by herself, my self-esteem will be unbearable. I have to show a little value of myself, and somehow prove that I am different from the porter It's so painful for a woman to go shopping for clothes. So, do you want to accompany a group of women shopping for clothes and swimsuits?
That's not what the word ”pain” can describe. It's just as miserable as the Shura field! If swiping my credit card can end this ordeal, I will not hesitate to do so. Unfortunately, this is the mall of Fengchang group. When the manager of the swimsuit store recognized Murphy, I was doomed to lose this opportunity.
different from the harmony, ambiguity and palpitation in the novel, when a group of attractive women walked into the fitting room, except for the depressed Let me suffocate heavy, I do not feel a bit of expectation or enjoyment - their eyes twinkle with swords, I shuttle among them, as if a careless will be cut and dismembered in general!
In reality, a beautiful woman's best friend is usually not a very beautiful woman, because women love beauty, and beautiful women are proud. Two beautiful women together, more in each other's competition, they are not likely to become friends, shopping malls should be a happy, boisterous thing, but they give me the feeling, more like on the battlefield ——In the colorful and gorgeous swimsuit shops, their expressions are dignified one by one, and no one thinks they have a sense of superiority. Even Murphy, the perfect goddess who jokes about tassels before, does not think that she must be the best among the girls: she is slightly less beautiful than Chuyuan, not as cute as the East, not as close to Xiao goblin, and as delicate as a small bowl Although she satirizes aunt Cheng for her poverty and milk, she also envies her backbone and height. Among all the girls, the plump and sexiest one is undoubtedly winter Xiaoye, and the purple garden skin of mixed blood is the most white, tender and moist. If you want to say who is the most mature, intelligent and charming, it is certainly the wife Liu Xinlei!
It's not surprising that Murphy's face was heavy after entering the store, which scared the store manager into silence. He also thought that the obedient God was pulling a group of small gods to find fault. In fact, Chu Yuan tassels were also not confident. Compared with each other, they felt that they were the most worthless one. Maybe this is the so-called ”spectators”. In my opinion, each of them has a clear view There is no comparability and there is no need to compare.
But these guys obviously didn't consciously. Besides Kangkang and Ku'er, sister Liu was the only one who decided which swimsuit to buy in 20 minutes. I soon found out that I was the culprit for their tardiness!
For example, Murphy asked me, ”Chunan, do you think my swimsuit looks good in this style and color?”
I said, ”good-looking.”
Murphy would ask again, ”what about the one chosen by Cheng tassel?”
I said, ”her suit is also very good-looking.”
Murphy must have used the voice that tassels could hear and then asked, ”who do you think looks better?”
There is a problem - I can't say in front of tassels or Murphy that their swimsuits are not as good-looking as each other. The least offensive statement must be ”both look good” or ”equally good-looking”, but they will certainly give up the swimsuits they have already selected and continue to choose them until they find one that I think is more beautiful than the other It seems that Chu Yuan's number one enemy is no longer tassels, but Xiaozi. Although she doesn't care about Chuyuan's love brother complex, she still cares a lot from her abnormal behavior and tries on several sets of swimsuits, because she doesn't have the demeanor of her sister She refused to let Chu Yuan go. When I boasted that her one-piece swimsuit with kitty cat pattern was more suitable and lovely, Ziyuan decisively left her bikini in her hand, but when I said Ziyuan's bikini was more sexy and generous, Chuyuan gave up her kitty cat one-piece style again
Xiao goblin and dongxiaoye, not to mention * * Princess vs justice criminal police, the existence of natural enemies, Goblin ridiculed Tiger sister's skin is black, no matter whether her swimsuit is dark or light, she doesn't show her white, while sister tiger satirizes the goblin for her short stature, and she only shows her sexless when she wears it.
several pairs of enemies are tit for tat, and I am the only one who suffers? Dongfang and Wan'er are also suffering from disaster. They are robbed by several girls to be their advisers. They don't even have time to choose a swimsuit for themselves.Fortunately, Ku'er, who loves to move, couldn't bear the boring waiting, and clamored for me to take her out to play. In addition, Kangkang was crying out that she was hungry. Only then did I find the reason why all the women could not refute and left the swimsuit store which had been chartered by Murphy! The air outside is so fresh ~