387 An Incident at the Lavatory (1/2)
Leon coughed and attempted to placate Darlene. Unfortunately, starting a fire was easier than putting one out. No matter what he did to please her, it did not work.
He took out the food he took earlier, but Darlene did not have an appetite after sniffing his fart. He gave her a special message, but she simply shrugged his hands off.
”Hmph!” Darlene pouted grumpily.
Leon could only smile wryly.
Nevertheless, he enjoyed seeing this side of Darlene. Although she was defiant due to her anger, it was still better than being submissive and accommodating. She was becoming more of a lover and less of a servant.
”Alright, alright. Don't be mad anymore, okay? I was wrong—”
Rumble…
Leon stopped talking abruptly.
He held his queasy stomach that was building up for round two and warned, ”Oh, no. It's going to come out again!”
Darlene had no time to angry. She immediately panicked when she heard his words and cried, ”Go… go away!”
Leon clenched his rear and quickly fled the room. A female servant was just passing by when she was immediately stopped by him.
”Which way is the lavatory? Quick, answer me!” Leon urged with desperation like he would murder someone if they did not comply with his wish.
”Ah? Y-Yes!” The female was badly frightened before she pointed, ”You just go straight down that path, turn left towards the outside, and it'll just be on the right!”
”Thanks!”
Leon attempted to rush for it as he felt the urge to chuck a big turd along with the gas building up inside of him. He felt like the two were working in sync to torment him.
'Dammit, exactly what did I eat wrong?!' He cussed in his mind. Clearly, something was not mixing well in his stomach.
At the same time, the female servant realized something and quickly exclaimed, ”Oh, no! I accidentally gave the young master the directions to the female lavatory! I need to stop the young master. Young Master Leonhardt, wait—!”
Phhhrt!
Leon accidentally exerted himself, and hell's gate was squeezed open by the built-up gas inside of him, leaving a trail of noxious fumes in its wake.
The poor female servant chasing behind Leon quickly inhaled the horrendous smell and caused her complexion to quickly turn green from disgust and revulsion.
”Bleurgh!”
She gagged furiously and failed to stop the young master!
Sometime later, Leon's loud voice could be heard from inside the female's lavatory as he struggled to push the big turd out.
He felt like a mother hen trying to lay an oversized egg, where the surface was revealed but ended up getting stuck halfway!
”Get out! Get out now!!”
”Begone, demon!”
”Haaaaaa!!!”
Several female servants were attracted to the commotion and gathered outside the female lavatory before discussing and speculating the situation inside with concern.
”What's going on here?”
”Someone is fighting the demon inside!”
”How can there be a demon here?”
”Yeah, exactly. What would it be doing inside of a female lavatory?”
”I'm not too clear on the details, but listen to it! You can tell someone is fighting inside!”
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Inside the female lavatory, Leon banged on the sides of the walls as his complexion turned purple from constipation. Gas was still building up, but it was trapped inside due to the big turd blocking the backdoor.
”You damned stubborn ass demon! Begone at once!
”Haaaaa!!!”
However, to the outside, it sounded like an absolute battlefield inside! And it was! But not in the same sense that they were imagining!
”How did a demon sneak inside here? The person inside needs help! You can tell he is definitely fighting for his life!”
”What can we do? We are just talentless servants who cannot cultivate, and the chief is not present in the palace!”