C74 (1/2)

I passed Su Min's hand over and quickly stood up from the ground.

”Why would something like this come into our house?” Palaeo- Yan frowned.

”How would I know? They were still fine when they left.” I began to sob. ”Where am I going to make up for my noodles? I didn't even finish one episode when this disgusting guy came out. Then I called my brother and you guys saw what happened next.”

Yuning was currently using Yun Nan's white medicine and bandages to bandage my wounds. Listening to me say so, she lightly sighed.

”Hey, evil spirit, you can't protect your daughter-in-law properly either.” Palaeo- Yan gloated as he patted Su Min's shoulders, ”Your wife is not like mine, she has the ability to protect herself. Your wife is just a piece of trash.”

Holding back my tears, I rolled my eyes at Palaeo- Yan. Hey, no matter what, I am your master, right?

”I don't know who was the one that made Slight Thing lie in the hospital for more than two months, but now he's laughing at me instead. I didn't even ridicule you! You're actually laughing at me instead, heartless guy!” Palaeo- Yan looked at me and then calmly turned his head around.

”Look, you still have the strength to hurt me. Your wife is fine, who are you showing that dead face to?” Palaeo- Yan raised his eyebrows at Su Min.

”Firstly, if something were to happen to Luo Xiaowei, you might not be as quiet as me.” Su Min raised one finger, and then a second finger, ”Second, I was already dead. Any expression on my face can be said to be a dead human face, so there's nothing wrong with calling me a dead human face.”

I forced myself to laugh out loud, angering Palaeo- Yan to the point that he even had teeth like a beggar. He said that if I wasn't his master, he would chop me into pieces and give it to his wife to stew.

Then, everyone turned to look at him. Ye Lingyun took out a kitchen knife from nowhere and asked me if I wanted to drink black chicken soup tonight.

The corner of Palaeo- Yan's mouth twitched, he quietly moved away from Ye Lingyun, and as he moved, he said, ”We'll cooperate to bully him, and not even our wives will help him.”

I snorted and said I'd show you what it was to be a traitor.

My injuries weren't to the extent that I needed to see Yun Yiran, so using the buddha beads, the medicine and gauze used to treat my wounds wouldn't hinder me from grabbing anything. Su Min then asked me about all the details of the zombie, I said there were no more details, and was chased by this disgusting thing, who would have the time to observe it?

So Su Min frowned and looked around, and in the end, his gaze locked onto my phone that was smashed into pieces.

I still feel a bit sad when I look at my phone. F * ck, I've just died from spending more than 2000 yuan on my new phone, and now I don't even have a place to find a claim. I really feel like I'm going to explode if I want to find another phone with the same brand.

Su Min squatted down and looked at the wreckage of his phone. He smeared some of the zombie mucus on the screen and placed it under his nose to smell, then suddenly frowned.

It seemed that the smell was really unpleasant.

”From the sewer.” Su Min fiercely pulled out a few pieces of paper from the table to wipe his hands.

Pfft, why do I want to laugh so badly when I see Su Min's frown?

Xiaochu attacked Xiaochu when he was at home alone, directly taking him down before he took the chance to take Xiaochu away. By the time we returned and discovered him, it was already too late, so we should have planned this plan. ”” Okay. Su Min used a large amount of toilet paper to barely be considered as clean his fingers, and then disdainfully kicked the trash can away from him. Only then did he speak.

”Or the demonic soul from hell?” Ye Lingyun rubbed his chin, ”They really are haunting me like ghosts.”

”Right, is it time for the solar eclipse?” Palaeo- Yan suddenly asked.

”A solar eclipse?” Everyone was confused, but Su Min pinched his fingers and calculated, and then nodded.

”Six days.”

”Team China doesn't have much time left.” Palaeo- Yan rolled his eyes, ”The day of the solar eclipse was the day when Yin Qi was at its strongest, at that time the demon would certainly attack Ye Xiaochu, I think the zombie should be the one opening the way, the Ghost Servant should be busy recently is also related to this, after all, every solar eclipse is rioting the Undead in the Underworld, it might be easy for them to return to the Yang World to borrow the dead's soul to return, there was an example of this before, when they were taken away by the King of Hell, it was said that the commotion caused at the Underworld at that time was huge, and it caused some disturbance to the order of the Yang World, so it took them a while to recover.”

”It seems very serious.” I cringed.

”Very serious.” Palaeo- Yan curled his lips, ”Back then, the person who borrowed the corpse's soul to return was a demon king level character, but he came up and hacked a group of people to death. He was so fierce, that I calmed down in the end.”

”Huh?” Do you even have the ability to do that? Why didn't I know? ” Ye Zichen raised his eyebrows.

”Of course.” Palaeo- Yan was a little flattered, ”Let me eat those corpses, they taste good.”

Thus, I imagined Gu Yan in a suit sitting on a garbage heap and chewing the corpse, and I couldn't help but feel nauseous. Then, to everyone's surprise, I, who was strong enough to face a zombie with mucus all over my body, was now holding a trash can and spitting out tears.

You really don't blame me for vomiting, but this looks too much like a zombie, okay!

”Palaeo- Yan, if you don't brush your teeth three times, don't think about going to this old lady's bed.” With a slightly pale face, he said, ”I feel that it's not bad.”

Palaeo- Yan's face twitched.

He suddenly felt a little regretful.

He had wanted to pretend to be awesome, but his wife had turned him down, so it was rather urgent to wait online.