Chapter 1816: Priest Sadness Cries (1/2)
Chapter 1816: Priest Sadness Cries
Translator: LawEditor: Hitesh_
Priest Sadness was short, fat, and bald, with a circle of glistening red hair on his head. His body was in an awfully unattractive shape, yet he had an indescribably majestic look on his face.
He had round eyes, round nose, round mouth, and even his pair of protruding ears were round. The best word for a face like this was 'cute'. However, the expression on this 'cute' face was imperatorial, serious, and inviolably sacred. Ji Hao was a divine emperor, but not even he had that kind of a look.
Priest Sadness was wearing a yellow robe, and carrying a pair of longswords crossed on his back. The swords were even longer than his body. With that serious face, Priest Sadness made some effort to put his hands behind his body, then walked into the cave.
Looking at Priest Sadness, who was merely reaching the height of his waist, Ji Hao really wanted to ask him, 'Can your two hands touch each other behind your back?'
Priest Sadness's expression turned more and more serious, as if he sensed the curiosity and desire to laugh from Ji Hao's eyes. His face looked just like a millstone, with dust constantly falling off it. That was exactly how Ji Hao felt about Priest Sadness. Priest Sadness had tightened his face too much, to the extent that his face now looked like a piece of bread that was left overnight, with crumbs falling off. Looking at Priest Sadness's face, Ji Hao couldn't help but laugh out loud. Next, Mr. Crow cawed with laughter. Apparently, Priest Sadness's serious, round face made Mr. Crow laugh as well.
Bamboo Master's face twitched with pity. He covered his ears with hands, then a strand of green light was vented from his palms to seal his sensations. Afterward, he lightly took a few steps backward.
The air in the cave quaked, sending Bamboo Master's voice into Ji Hao's ears. ”Priest Yu Yu...I really can't afford to offend him. That year, we had a fight. I created billions of bitter bamboo to cover three-hundred million miles, but he cut all the bamboo roots with one single sword move, only leaving a small bamboo shoot...”
Bamboo Master sighed, sounding frightened, ”His sword takes lives. I really can't afford to offend him. So, I can't afford to offend his disciples either. He is overprotective of his disciples...He's even more overprotective than Dragon Mother!”
Priest Sadness threw a glance at Bamboo Master, then suddenly burst into cries.
Ji Hao and Mr. Crow were laughing because of Priest Sadness's weird-looking face, but hearing Priest Sadness cry, a tremor immediately went through their bodies. They felt like a Coptis chinensis soup, which was boiled ten times and mixed with the bitterest brine, was pouring directly into their hearts through their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears.
An unspeakably bitter feeling gushed directly into their brains. Looking at the Priest Sadness's hilarious face and hearing his cries, which were quite unpleasant to hear, Ji Hao and Mr. Crow felt an endless bitterness erupting from their hearts, as if they were both suffering the saddest things in the world, that one could never bear to mention to anyone else. Suddenly, they couldn't help but begin crying.
Tears and snot gushed out of Ji Hao's eyes and nose, streaming down his face.
His tears were hot, and his cries were loud. His body moisture all turned into tears, flowing out of his eyes ceaselessly. His internal organs were twitching, and muscles were cramping. Ji Hao felt like a lemon which was cut open, and had been squeezed by a giant.
Why would he cry?