69 The Champion Gets The Prize! (1/2)

Li Bai: What a good first half! That's just too difficult for me! I surrender!

Tao Yuanming: Nine crooked exquisite… Damn. I can't get the next half as well!

Tang Bohu: I really know the answer for this couplet! Please give me another chance!

Monkey King: You have already been disqualified! Please, don't embarrass yourself in front of so everyone!

Tang Bohu: (Three crying emojis).

Du Fu: *Cough!* What? Is there no one who can answer to my couplet? Brother Bai, care to try?

Bai Juyi: Erm… Couplets that come from the Lord of poetry himself is too damn difficult for me. I surrender as well.

Du Fu: Hahaha… Then, I think I'm the champion of this couplet competition! (Three acting cool emojis). If that's the case, I shall announce the answer!

Chen: Wait! Let me try!

Nezha: Wow! God Chen is online!

Du Fu: Alright! Please try.

”Hehe… The couplet is from one the classic scene of the movie; ”Flirting Scholar”. I have the exact answer for this couplet. My dear Tang Bohu, please do not be angry at me for plagiarizing your line. Wahahahaha…” Chen thought.

Chen grinned and started to type the answer,

”Four pairs of eyes are feasting on the flower,

the moon, and Qiuxiang!

- Hold on… People in the group do not know who Qiuxiang is. I need to modify my answer.

Then, Chen thought,

”Ten thoughts to be missed,

Missing your king,

Missing your hometown,

Missing your country.

A feast for four pairs of eyes,

Feasting on the flowers,

Feasting on the moon,

Feasting on Chang'er.”

Du Fu: Nice one! Such wisdom! Your answer is even better than the answer I had in mind!

Li Bai: What a good answer! Your answer completes the couplet. It is definitely a pleasure to our ears and minds! You are such a talented romanticist!

Bai Juyi: From today onwards, you are the smartest person in this Red Envelope group! I think that everyone would agree with me!

Tao Yuanming: I agree! Let me give 320 likes!

Tang Bohu: That was my line….. (Three crying emojis)

Monkey King: This is God Chen's line. Go away! It's none of your business!

Chang'e: God Chen, I really admire your wisdom and talent. Can I add you as my friend? (Three flirtatious emojis).

Liu Li: Wow! Sister Chang'e has never added a single male as a friend before! Today she just added her very first male friend!

Tang Bohu: (Countless crying emojis)

Zhu Bajia: (Countless + 1 crying emojis)

Chen: Of course. Let me add you as a friend. Chen almost kissed his phone in joy. He had simply plagiarized someone's work, and he's now the smartest guy in the Red Envelope group. Also, the goddesses have started to pay attention to him as well.

Du Fu: Hold on. According to the rules, God Chen needs to come up with another couplet. You will become the champion if no one can answer your couplet!

Chen: What is the advantage of being a champion?

Wen Quxing: I'm the one who organized this couplet competition. The champion will receive a reward from me.”

Chen: Damn! That's nice of you! Let me think!

Chen was all over the place because luck had just struck him without him realizing it.

”I have to think of something that no one can answer!” Without a second thought, Chen quickly Googled for couplets.

Three minutes later, he found the right couplet. He put on an evil smile on his face.

Chen:

Dice,