89 The Internet Sensation, Chen Xiaobei (1/2)
”My palm?”
Mad Lion was stunned. It was a slow reaction. It was probably because the dead skin on his palm was too damn thick.
”Itchy! So damn itchy! You… What have you done to me?!”
His left palm was so itchy that he dropped his short sword on the ground. Then, he began to scratch his left palm in a frenzy.
”Hehe… That was my little trick. Did you enjoy it?”
Chen started to laugh.
Chen had applied some Super Itchy Powder on the bamboo rod. This would be a trick after tricks. Chen wanted Mad Lion to use his hand to block the bamboo rod.
Mad Lion had to scratch his left palm with his right hand due to extreme itchiness. His combat power would mean nothing anymore since his hands were all occupied. He was a scratching duck!
”Idiot! Look over here!”
Chen was not going to be polite anymore. He picked up the bamboo rod and started to beat him senseless.
”Ouch! Ouch… It hurts!”
Mad Lion was groaning in pain. His physical body was quite sturdy, but Chen had one thousand combat power. There were four hundred pounds of strength in each strike. Every hit brought about excruciating pain. After a while, Mad Lion was badly hurt. All he wanted to do was run! Mad Lion ran towards the mansion while enduring the pain and the itch.
”Hmph! I thought that you wanted to kill me?! It's too late for you to escape now!”
Chen used the strength from his single arm to jab at Mad Lion with all his might.
”Enhanced Version of Destroying the Dragon Nest!”
*POM!*
A muffled sound lingered in the air. Mad Lion's asshole had been penetrated by the bamboo rod. It was buried deep inside his ”glory hole”. There were a lot of Super Itchy Powder stuck on the surface of the bamboo rod.
”Awww… Ouch…”
Mad Lion was groaning in agony. Basically, his anus had been completely destroyed. The combination of excruciating pain and extreme itch were like hell to him. Whenever he used his hand to scratch his buttock, a familiar song replayed inside Chen's mind; broken asshole and injuries all over the buttocks. The pain was so ”good” that Mad Lion was feeling as ”high” as a kite.
”Sword, go!”
Chen did not have the time to look at Mad Lion suffering from the pain. He shouted, and the Chaos Sword Essence flew right at Mad Lion's heart. It stopped at his heart to absorb all the essence from him.
Ding!
[You have killed a bad guy. Triple Realms Merit Points + 1000]
Ding!
[Your current Triple Realms Merit Point is 2287. You need another 7713 merit points to go to next level.]
Ding!
[Super Philanthropist. Charm + 200, Luck + 200]
The Netherspirit Battlescouter was sending messages to Chen continuously. However, Chen couldn't care less, all he wanted to do was to feel and look at the changes of the Chaos Sword Essence. Wen Tiandou could have washed off the Super Itchy Powder by now and would be charging at Chen without any warning. Chen was able to take out Mad Lion with his tricks because they were not that different in power. However, Chen would not stand a chance when it came to fighting Wen Tiandou.
Chen retrieved his Chaos Sword Essence after it finished absorbing the essence of Mad Lion. He then quickly left the Wen mansion with Jing Fei. Both of them went back together to Chen's bungalow. Fortunately, everything had been smooth sailing.
”Took out one strong foe. Messed with Wen Tiandou and managed to save an evil spirit. This journey is quite rewarding, after all.”
Chen sat on the sofa comfortably. He could not keep the smile off his face. After resting for a little while, he consumed a bottle of Potion of Hundred Herbs and started his training. The night Lan was taken away, he had decided to give up on sleep altogether in order to train himself. As long as he has enough Potion of Hundred Herbs to keep him energized, he would be able to keep going.