123 A Whole New Level of WTF! (1/2)

”Huh? Deal? That was fast. Wait! Is this a scam?”

Chen was caught by surprise.

His impression of Wei Xiaobao was that of a cunning and shrewd trickster. Closing this deal so quickly might not be a good thing.

DING!

[Congratulations! Recieved Wei Xiaobao's Red Envelope. Obtained one ”Nutbuster”. Already stored into your treasure chest.]

”Pfft...” Chen almost spat blood from his mouth as soon as he read the notification. The ultimate ”secret technique” that Xiaobao was selling was a book about kicking balls!

”@$^!%$#@!!! Isn't this just a kick to the balls? Who the #&* doesn't know that? This costs 787 merit points?! This is daylight robbery!” Chen was crying.

DING!

Wei Xiaobao: Chen, have you received the Red Envelope? Can you send the points to me now?

Chen: (angry emoji X3) YOU CHEATER! What kind of rubbish is this?

Wei Xiaobao: God Chen, now that's a little too far. The Nutbuster is my single, deadliest technique! I caught Aobai using this, you've read about that majestic fight, didn't you?

Chen: I'm not falling for this! I'm sending this back to you!

Wei Xiaobao: God Chen, why don't you take a good look at the manual first before deciding. You might regret returning it!

Chen: Why?

Wei Xiaobao: I have been improving, revising and refining this technique for hundreds of years while stuck here in purgatory. This technique is no longer just a simple kick to the balls! If it was anyone else, I would have sold it even for 3000 merit points! But I am selling it cheap to you now, because of the Wahaha High-cal milk that you previously gave!

Chen: Wait, so I misjudged you? Hold on let me take a look.

Chen immediately opened his treasure chest.

DING!

[”Nutbuster Kick” manual: Wei Xiaobao's carefully revised 3-star technique. Do you wish to retrieve?]

”3-star technique? This is some serious @^$#! Even the Luohan Staff did not have any stars to it! Looks like I misjudged him!” Chen quickly retrieved the manual. A ray of light shot out of the phone to his hand and became a thick yellow book. Upon reading it, Chen was shocked beyond words. The book was not really filled with words, but instead, had a lot of illustrations. Wei Xiaobao had taken the simple act of kicking somebody's balls and turned it into an art. Through the illustrations and explanations, he explained and taught on how to destroy your opponent's balls with a kick from all 360 degrees. What was even more surprising was that he even researched and developed a way to channel energy through the kick, to completely penetrate through any defense and deal instant death! With this technique, Chen could even defeat opponents that are of higher defense points than his combat power! For example; Chen's combat power is now 1000. If he fought an opponent with 2000 defense points, his usual attacks would leave them feeling a little itch. With the nutbuster, his opponents would be in a world of pain!

”Oh my god! This skill is dope! This can be a very powerful one-shot skill!” Chen's lips curled upwards in a very evil manner as he sent the merit points to Wei Xiaobao.

Chen: I'm so sorry, o' honarable Master Wei! I was careless and said so many bad things! I love your book!