131 So What If Ism A Perv? (1/2)

”It's a gift from her grandfather, I'm not surprised that you have never heard of it. All you have to do is find me that pendant!” Xiaoyao said.

”Ugh... ok. I'll try.” Chen nodded. He was also curious, just what is so special about this green jade safety pendant? But his biggest concern right now is that the current Wenyuan is actually Xiangyu... How the hell would 'she' know about a pendant?

”As for my third wish, I'll let you know when I figure that out. Give me your number.” She saved his number to her phone and made a call with it. Hearing his phone ring, an evil smile flashed on her face. ”Whatever you do, you'll never run out of my hands!” She turned and struted away from him.

Chen stood there, thinking in silence. He then text-ed Xiangyu and arranged to meet her at the campus gates first thing in the morning to come up with a plan.

...

After a quiet night, the next morning, Chen drove to the campus gates to meet up with Xiangyu. He arrived as Xiangyu was making her way out of the campus gates. Xiangyu had no idea on how to be a woman: she came walking out with no makeup, messy hair, dressed in baggy sports wear. Other than her well-endowed top, there was nothing else left of the once beautiful girl. Fortunately, she was at least carrying the spirit cage in a bag instead of waving it around in public.

”Bro Bei! Did I keep you waiting?” Xiangyu hurried over. She tried to be as manly as possible, her movements were that of a man that exuded great strength and authority. But as soon as she spoke in that sweet voice of hers... It was hard for her to be anything else but adorable.

Chen stifled his laughter. ”I just got here. Bro Yu, I know that you are a straight man on the inside, but don't forget that you're in a girl's body! You need to take care of how you look, or people will start asking questions!”

”How I look?” Xiangyu pouted and replied, ”Bah, great men don't fuss over the small details!”

”Even if you don't mind the smaller things, could you at least comb your hair properly? It looks like a bird's nest! Here, let me tidy it up a bit.” Chen shook his head and tried to fix her hair with his hands.

”Chen you animal!”

Just at this moment, an angry voice came from behind Chen. He turned to see who it was and saw a well dressed, good looking man making his way towards him hastily in great strides. It was Green Vine's most good looking man, Wu Junfan!

”Who the f*ck you think you are! Shouting at Bro Bei like that? I'm gonna slap you to death!” Xiangyu screamed in her cute voice and was about to rush at him.

”Wenyuan! Don't! He's my friend.” Chen quickly stopped Xiangyu. If she really went at him, Wu's soft and delicate face would easily be disfigured with just one slap...

”I'm no friends with an animal like you!” Wu stared at Chen angrily. ”You already have Mengcheng, why are you still with Wenyuan?”

Chen was amused by his words, but didn't explain himself to him. Instead, he smirked and said, ”Well, I have no idea why, but pretty girls keep flocking to me. Maybe it's because I'm too good looking, is that a crime?”

”Ugh...” Wu almost puked blood when he heard that and lamented, ”O' great Buddha! O' great Goddess Guanyin! Please! Smite this foul beast of a man for he has no shame...”

”Well, if there's nothing else then we'll get going.” Chen laughed.

”Stop right there!” Wu's face was red with anger. ”Wenyuan! Let me ask you: Don't you mind at all that this man has other women besides you?”

Xiangyu merely pouted and replied, ”Are you even a real man? What's wrong with a great man like him having three wives or four mistresses? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that!”