170 It’s Useless, Even If You Beg Me! (1/2)
”You are a bad guy… Erm… Don't put your arms around me…*sshole…You are pressing on my boobies… Eww…”
Luo was completely drunk. She laid on Chen's bed and started to mumble.
”Sister… Your boobies are pressing on my arm…”
Chen was lying beside her, putting on an innocence face. His right arm was being hugged tightly by Luo. It was trapped deep inside the cleavage of Luo's ”snow mountains”. It was not an easy job to pull it out. Also, Luo was turning around on the bed non-stop. This made Chen's arm suffer from an enormous amount of pressure!
”Damn… It's gigantic… It's elastic… So fantastic… I think that's alright. Let me suffer a little bit and have your boobies put my arm to sleep. Chen could not pull out his hand, and he did not want to pull it out either. So, he took out his cellphone and went straight to the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms.
Nezha: Wow! God Chen is online! Happy Mid-Autumn festival! (Three cute emojis).
Monkey King: My bro! Happy Mid-Autumn festival!
Yanwang: God Chen. Happy Mid-Autumn festival! (Three smiling emojis).
Chang'e: God Chen. Hehehe…
Chen: Hahaha! Thank you so much for your wishes! I wish that everyone has a Happy Mid-Autumn festival as well!
God Erlang: Let's cease the all these useless formalities! Get the Red Envelopes rolling!
Monkey King: Okay! You should be the first one! We will give out our Red Envelopes after you give out your Red Envelope!
God Erlang: Erm… Wow! The moon is beautiful today! (Act dumb)
Monkey King: Such a shameless bastard! Are you trying to cheat my bro's Red Envelopes? (Three despising emojis)
God Erlang: Stupid monkey! I didn't say that it's compulsory to give out Red Envelopes! Why the rockhead did you scold me?! You wanna have a fight with me, huh?
Monkey King: Come on! Let's fight! I will be a coward if I'm afraid of you!
*Cough*
*Cough*
Chen: Both of you deities, don't be angry! Today is Mid-Autumn festival! Such beautiful night! One should give out some Red Envelopes to make the night more joyful! I acquired some mooncakes earlier on. Let me give everyone a big Red Envelope!
God Erlang: Pssst… There's nothing special about a mooncake! It's just a pile of flour! Even my Xiao Tianquan does not want to eat it!
Xiao Tianquan: That's right! I don't want mooncake! I want ham!
Nezha: I want Wahaha Calcium Milk!
I don't want mooncake! I am craving for spicy sticks! I want spicy sticks!
Everyone: We don't want mooncakes! None of it! They're horrible!
Chen: Are you sure that you guys don't want the mooncakes? These mooncakes come from my place! They are special! You will really regret this if you miss out on this opportunity!
God Erlang: No… Thanks! No one will eat such horrible food even if you're paying us to eat them!
Everyone: No! No!
…..
”This bunch of jokers doesn't hold back at all huh! I will make you guys regret this!”
Chen raised his eyebrows and tore open the three hundred mooncake packages that he had purchased earlier. He then put close to ten thousand mooncakes into a big Red Envelope.
Sent!
Ding!
[Chen has sent a Red Envelope in the chat group.]
Typically, everyone in the group would have a pair of fast hands. The Red Envelope would definitely be snatched away within a few seconds. However, nobody made a move today! It was understandable, I guess. They had been eating the original flavor mooncake for quite some time. Thus, they were sick of the taste of mooncake. They would not take it from you even you send it to them as a gift. The situation turned awkward when no one snatched the Red Envelope that Chen sent to the group.
”No one will know how delicious is the mooncake if no one snatches the Red Envelope. How am I supposed to act cool in front of them?” Chen frowned.