213 The Epic One! (1/2)
God Xianle: Next! Let’s welcome our first contestant! Bull Demon King!
”Damn! Since when did the Bull Demon King know how to sing?!” Chen was shocked. He opened up his eyes wide and was waiting for the Bull Demon King’s message.
Ding!
Bull Demon King: (Sent a voice message)
Bull Demon King: Please enjoy! I’m going to sing the song called; My King Asked Me To Walk Around The Mountain! I hope everyone will like it! (Hehehe)
”Damn! This sounds interesting! And, the title of the song is really special!” Chen raised his eyebrows and tapped on the play button curiously.
[Yo! My king is asking me to walk around the mountain! Walk around the mountain!]
[Walk to the east of the mountain and kill the passer bys! And, snatch their girls! Yoyoyo~]
[Snatch the girl into the forest!]
[Ah~Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah~! The moaning wakes every bird up!]
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*Giggle!*
Chen almost dropped his cellphone on the floor. This was his first time listening to a song like this! A special song from the Bull Demon King! The broken voice managed to give the others goosebumps! And, those vulgar lyrics were so indecent!
”This bastard has some real raw talent! Hahaha…How dare he join the singing competition? Maybe he was sent by the Monkey King to make us laugh! Hahaha…” Chen thought. He was laughing and pressing on this stomach. Tears almost squeezed out from his eyes due to the excessive laugh. At the same time, people in the chat group were completely shocked as well.
Zhu Bajie: What the f*ck! What kind of song was this?! I was almost scared to death! (Vomit blood)
Shunfeng Er: What the heck! I’m going to become deaf! (Rolling eyes)
Monkey King: I was drinking some self-brewed beer and your voice almost chocked to me to death!
Jade Face Fox: Hubby…Your voice is really terrible…(Embarrassed)
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Other than that terrible voice, the lyrics are terrible as well! It’s the worst! It’s going to bring bad influence to underage kids! NeZha, you are not allowed to listen to this kind of dirty song! (Angry)
Princess Iron Fan: You are one asshole! Don’t come and look for me anymore! (Knife emojis)
God Xianle: Cough…This contestant is a complete joker! I, now announce that this joker has been disqualified! Don’t vote for him!
Bull Demon King: Not like this! You guys can’t do this to me! At least, let me know my points! (Crying)
Everyone: You got negative! Get lost!
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God Xianle: Silence, please. Please forget about him! I promise you guys that things like this will not happen again!
Everyone: Better be! If not, we will close the group for good!
God Xianle: Don’t you worry guys! The next contestant will definitely not disappoint you guys! Let’s put our hands together to welcome the most gorgeous goddess in your group; Chang’e!
Zhu Bajie: Oh yeah! My goddess is coming up next! (Spamming salivating and clapping hands emoji)
God Erlang: We will support you, Chang’e sister! You are the best here! (Clapping)
NeZha: Chang’e sister! You are the best! Muacksss!
Other male group members: Muacksss!
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Everyone couldn’t wait to listen to Chang’e singing. Even Chen was looking forward to it as well.