234 Helping Laotzu To Clear His Cloud Of Worries (1/2)

Monkey King: I have no idea where is that NeZha that likes to spend so much time in this chat group. I’m wondering as well.

Chen: I’m used to his presence. I feel a little bit weird now.

Yanwang: I know where the Third Prince is! (Grinning enoji)

Chen: Tell us if you know! Don’t keep us guessing!

Yanwang: *Cough* I just checked my Life and Death Book. I saw that the Red Dragon was going to die! I’ve asked my Black Officer of Impermanence to capture his soul!

Chen: Red Dragon? Going to die? What does it have to do with the Third Prince? (Shocking emoji)

God Chejiao: No way! Don’t you know about the old scores between the dragon and the Third Prince?

Chen: Old scores? Of course, I know about them!

A long time ago, NeZha had messed up the whole Eastern Sea. In the process, he had killed the son of Dragon King. Then, he turned the whole place upside down. After that, The Great Eastern Sea King; Ao Guang gathered all four Sea Dragon Kings from four cardinal directions to flood NeZha’s village; Chen Tangguan. Then, he was forced to cut out his flesh to return to his mother and scraped his bones to return to his father. Lastly, when he died, he had to be reincarnated as a lotus! This old score is no joke at all!

Actually, the four Sea Dragon Kings were in the chat group as well. But, they have never posted or said anything in the group, because of NeZha.

God Chejiao: So, God Chen, you should know what the Third Prince is doing right now!

Chen: The NeZha went to slay dragons?! (Three shocked emojis)

Yanwang: You are right! The Red Dragon is a godly creature! It is supposed to be immortal! If it is dying, then, ninety-nine percent of it is NeZha’s work!

God Chejiao: NeZha may look cute when he is in the group chat. His favorite hobby is actually slaying dragons!

Chen: Damn! This is awesome! (Shocked emoji)

Yanwang: I will get to devour the dragon meat when NeZha comes back from his hunt! Hahaha! (Salivating emoji)

God Chejiao: I hope I can get a few dragon ribs! It tastes so yummy when you cook them in soup! (Licking lips emoji)

Chen: Consuming dragon meat? Drinking dragon soup? (Shocked) Is it okay to discuss these kinds of things when there are dragon members in this chat group?

God Chejiao: There is no big deal about it. We have different kinds of creatures in this chat group; pig, cow, goat, chicken, duck, and others. So, it’s totally fine to talk about eating other creatures in this group. If not, all of us will become vegetarians in this group.

Yanwang: You are wrong! We still have creatures like trees and flowers in this group! You can’t even become a vegetarian!

God Chejiao: Thus, don’t worry about talking about eating other creatures in this group!

Chen: Alright! I should quit being so polite! Will the Third Prince give out Red Envelopes when he comes back? I should snatch a piece of dragon meat get a taste of it! (Salivating emoji)

Yanwang: Okay…I will PM you when the Third Prince comes back! But, it all depends on the RNG’s blessing on whether you can snatch the dragon meat! Hehehe…

Chen: Hahaha! Thank you, Yanwang! I should get back to my business first!

Yanwang: What kind of business?

Chen: I have just reached the pinnacle stage of physical phase recently. How can I speed up my breakthrough?

Yanwang: Physical phase…Such low cultivation! It’s easy to breakthrough! Just get your hand on Skybreaking Cultivation Pill. You don’t even need to consume the pill. All you need to do is lick it. One lick and you will reach the breakthrough!

Chen: Sounds so magical! How can I acquire it?

God Chejiao: You’ll have to ask for it from The Grand Supreme Laotzu! Normally, none of us would even possess such an item!

Chen: The Grand Supreme Laotzu? Erm…I’m not even close to him. Why would he give me such a precious item?

Yanwang: Well, you’ll have to come up with something to make him pass it to you. (Shrug)

God Chejiao: That’s right. We don’t have any idea as well! (Rolls eyes)

Monkey King: *Cough* *Cough* Why don’t you ask me?