261 The Jade Emperor Is Alerted! (1/2)
”I am all prepared! Today, there will be a storm in the Red Envelope Group! Wahahaha….” Chen turned on his shopping mood and bought a few boxes of WaHaHa Hi Cal Milk, spicy sticks and tones of sausages. He managed to fit all these items in three big Red Envelopes. Every member in the group will definitely not return empty-handed.
There will definitely be tones of Red Envelope for Chen to snatch! He could sense that tonight will be a night of receiving. After dinner, Chen ran back to his room. He took a deep breath, cracked his fingers, loosened up his neck, moved around, applied some eye-drops and did some eye exercises as well. After that, Chen entered Zen mode.
”Red Envelopes! Here I come!”
Chen opened his Red Envelope Group chat. All the other members were already online.
God Erlang: What time is it now? Why is God Chen not online yet? I’m hungry and thirsty!
Yanwang: Chen Xiaobei, I beg you to come online now! I have been waiting for so damn long!
Shennong: I heard that God Chen would be giving out spicy sticks! Let me join you guys as well!
NeZha: Hehe! He will be giving out my favorite drink as well! (Applause) I have prepared a big Red Envelope for him to snatch! Come online if you want it!
Granny Rong: Members of the Little Apple Dancing Group are online as well! We’re waiting for the captain to go online!
Monkey King: Why is my brother not online yet? I have plucked quite a bit of furs from my body to give out later!
God Chejiao: Haha! Your monkey fur is good stuff! (Rubbing hands)
Duan Yu: Master Wei, you won’t lie to me right? You told me that the WaHaHa High Cal Milk could make my goddess happy. She did not talk to me for quite a number of days! I’m sad now!
Wei Xiaobao: Don’t worry! I used a bottle of WaHaHa High Cal milk to flirt with some girl last time! Now, she is my eighth wife! Just wait for God Chen to come online!
Everyone: God Chen…Please come online now!!! We are all waiting for you! Can you hear our cries?
Chen: Don’t worry! Don’t worry! I’m online now!
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is finally online!
Chen: I have prepared three big Red Envelopes today! Do you guys want me to send it out one by one, or send it out all at once?
Everyone: All at once! It will be more exciting!
Chen: Okay! Then I shall send it out all at once! Ready…!
Ding!
[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
Ding!
[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
Ding!
[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
Monkey King: My brother is so generous! Everyone! Let’s do the same as well!
Ding!
[Monkey King has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
Ding!
[NeZha has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
Ding!
[Yanwang has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]
...…..
Within a second, everyone sent out the Red Envelopes that they had prepared earlier. The notifications of Red Envelope being sent to the group kept popping up on Chen’s cellphone. He couldn’t even see the senders of the Red Envelopes. Then, he started to tap on his cellphone like a maniac. It went really smoothly for Chen. Tonnes of Red Envelope were flooded to the group. Also, Chen’s luck contributed to the continuous snatching process as well.