355 Three Realms Mission (1/2)

”Some other day. It's getting late.”

Chen Xiaobei sent Murong Xiaoyao straight to her mansion. He knew the meaning behind her words, and also enough to refuse.

”Huh? What happened to you? I'm actually letting you take advantage of me,” She blinked with whelming disbelief.

”I'm a man of culture! Whatever happens, I won't be interested in taking advantage of a flat-chest like you! Get it?” Chen Xiaobei clicked his tongue and grinned.

”Damn it! I'm not a flat-chest!” Murong Xiaoyao pouted, puffing her cheeks.

”Fine, I'll stop teasing. However, I have something else I must deal with tonight, but I promise – your little meat-buns will get an upgrade as long as you agree to let me help you!”

”Hmph! Weren't you supposed to be really good at medicine?! How big will them become? B cups…?”

”Haha… How big do you want them to be? As big as basketballs?” Chen Xiaobei chuckled at the very thought.

”Basketballs? That's too big… I don't think I can walk or train properly after that…” Murong Xiaoyao said innocently, but as she was reveled in her dreams she noticed that his smile was stretching further up his ears.

”Asshole! Die! So, you were playing me a fool?! I won't talk to you anymore!” Her face turned red immediately. She alighted from his car as soon as it stopped dashed inside her mansion.

”My cute pumpkin…” Chen Xiaobei's smile turned normal as he stared at her elegant back.

After driving for a while, Chen Xiaobei stopped his car by the road and took out his cellphone to check on the Red Envelope Group.

Everyone had been spamming earlier, which was why he had to reject Murong Xiaoyao's embarrassing request.

Bull Demon King: Did you hear about it? The Primeval Lord of Heaven will announce a new Three Realms Mission soon! (Shocked)

Hangman: I heard about it, and I know for a fact that anyone can participate in this mission! The person who completes it will receive a thousand years' worth of training! (Looking forward)

Spider Demon: My God! A thousand years' worth of training?! That's awesome!”

Skeleton Queen: Exactly! To demons like us, a thousand years' worth of training is huge! Anyone knows the details? I have to register as a participant!

Hong Haier: I heard the Primeval Lord of Heaven is going to send the participant to a lost land called earth!

Bull Demon King: What? To the lost land? That place has no Spiritual Qi at all! Only idiots go to a place like that! How did you come to acquire this information? Is it reliable?

Hong Haier: NeZha was the one who told me about it! NeZha's Sifu is Taiyi Zhenren, one of the Twelve Golden Deities and of Chanism, and Primeval Lord of Heaven had a meeting with the both of them! Is this source reliable enough?

Bull Demon King: That… That's weird… Did NeZha tell you why Primeval Lord of Heaven wants to send us to the lost land?

Hong Haier: NeZha told me that the Primeval Lord of Heaven wants us to recruit three million disciples. The mission is complete once that's done.

Hangman: Damn it! I thought this mission is going to be an opportunity for ghosts and demons like us to cultivate ourselves! Ultimately, it's just another mission designed for deities!

Spider Demon: Yeah… We are going to leave now… I'll be really grateful if our appearances did not freak out those human beings, let alone recruit disciples!

Skeletal Queen: Sigh… Chanism won the Fengshen war! Our days would have been been so much better if the Prime of Tongtian triumphed in that war instead…

Spider Demon: Shut up! Renism, Chanism, and Jieism are a family now! You're getting into trouble if you keep saying stuff like that! (Nervous)