403 A Test for the Dirty Minded (1/2)
After leaving the airport, Song Qincheng went to her hotel while Chen Xiaobei returned home.
He promised to send her a First Love Peach after dinner, while not forgetting to replace the love eggs he bought for Wei Xiaobao.
When he finally reached home, Yap Liangchen told Chen Xiaobei that he killed another two-dozens of assassins sent from Japan. The news strengthened his resolve for a Japan trip where he would destroy the Meichuan Organization.
However, this was not the time for him to head to the island – Luo Puti would be coming to Green Vine City in a few days, and he would then travel to Japan with her to locate the special person she mentioned.
Initially, Chen Xiaobei wanted to train and raise his cultivation, but got distracted when he found that he had been added into a new chat group.
The circle was created by Wei Xiaobao himself, and was similar to the group created by Mengpo. One glance at the moderators and creator of the group, and Chen Xiaobei could tell that this was the lecherous chat group that was hinted in the Red Envelope group last night.
Admin: Wei Xiaobao has seven wives, but legend says that he is still on the look for more.
Moderator: Zhu Baijie's legs turn into jelly whenever he sees pretty ladies.
Moderator: Bull Demon King is the sugar daddy for a group of succubi. He's thinking about making Goddess Zhixia his mistress.
Moderator: Perverted Spirit. Chen Xiaobei was not familiar with this guy – probably just another denizen from hell.
Moderator; Hong Haier. The brat is quite knowledgeable in all things adult – here's to hoping that he trumps his dad in the field after he grows up!
There were over a hundred members in the group; most of them were monsters or spirits. They would talk about anything and everything since there were no rules and restrictions.
Perverted Spirit: I'm telling you guys. I saw the Black Officer of Impermanence forcing a female spirit carry out the hidden rules of underworld realm yesterday! (Smile)
Zhu Bajie: How long did he last? Three minutes? (Smile)
Bull Demon King: How long is his dick? Three centimeters?
Perverted Spirit: Hehehe…
Everyone: Hehehe…
Hong Haier: My turn. I saw my dad banging Silver Fox yesterday! (Cool)
Wei Xiaobao: How big? How long? What style? (Need answers ASAP)
Hong Haier: I'll tell you if you send me a porn magazine! (Cool)
Bull Demon King: You insolent child! I'll spank you to death if you do this again!
Perverted Spirit: What's there to hide? Even I myself have seen you f*ck other gals quite often. Granted, your dick is huge, but you last just three minutes and do it in the Anvil position every single time. Boring! (Digging nose)
Everyone: Hahahahahahahaha…
Bull Demon King: Nonsense! Recently, I've been drinking Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine. My battles lasted at least half an hour since then!
Zhu Bajie: Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine! (Salivating)
Perverted Spirit: That's the stuff! (Salivating)
Hong Haier: Is that moonshine delicious? I'm thinking about asking for some from God Chen! (Smile)
Wei Xiaobao: And you don't have to go looking for him. He's already in this group!
Everyone: Welcome! Welcome! God Chen! Come and say hi to everyone!
'Damn! Everyone is asking me to talk…' Chen Xiaobei thought. He was caught off guard after he become engrossed in just watching their happy conversation. He soon made his appearance so as to make himself appear sneaky.
Chen Xiaobei: Erm… Erm… Good afternoon everyone…
Everyone: Welcome! Welcome!