420 The Cunning Zhu Bajie (1/2)
”Haha… A handsome reward?” Chen Xiaobei was delighted. ”It's just three images! What if if I sent them a short clip of actual pornography? They'd definitely give everything they have, begging for more!”
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhu Bajie. You have received a bottle of Divine River Spiritual Water. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
It was the attack of the Red Envelopes! Chen Xiaobei completely ignored the group of perverts and opened his treasure chest immediately.
Ding!
[Divine River Spiritual Water: The Divine River is the source of millions of lives, and the source of a wide variety of Spiritual Water. This is Growth Spiritual Water. Do you want to take it?]
'Growth Spiritual Water? What does it do?' Chen Xiaobei paused for a while before remembering something with a start. 'Zhu Bajie rules the Divine River! I'm sure he can get his hands on a bottle anytime he wants – this is definitely not a handsome reward! Is he trying to pull one over me?'
He quickly returned to the group.
Chen Xiaobei: Zhu Bajie, what does this Growth Spiritual Water do? Pardon me but I don't think this is what you can call a handsome reward!
Zhu Bajie: Hehe… Spiritual Water is not really a handsome reward, but I believe you need it very much right now!
Chen Xiaobei: I need it? Why would I need it?
Zhu Bajie: Am I correct in believing you managed to snatch three South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruits during the last Red Envelope snatching session? And I'm sure you want to plant it, right?
Chen Xiaobei: I'll be damned! How did you know?
Zhu Bajie: I know that my Chang'e Goddess is preparing to travel to the human realm; I therefore did everything to help her prepare including keeping my eye on you since the announcement. Clever, right?
Chen Xiaobei: Right… Let's get back to business. What does Growth Spiritual Water have to do with the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit?
Zhu Bajie: Spiritual Qi is preciously rare on earth, and if you plant the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit normally it will end up with zero Spiritual Qi. That's why you need to use Growth Spiritual Water to nourish it if you want your fruit to grow Spiritual Qi!
Chen Xiaobei: Shit, you're right. I need it so much right now!
Despite his string of victories, Chen Xiaobei did not grow conceited. He knew his own depth better than anyone else.
”Well, truth is I am still quite weak. Six thousand and three hundred combat power is just too bloody low. I'll need to use my True Qi to come up with a Blood Chaos Sword Skill, and I only have one Pure Yang Talisman Sword left… I must raise my cultivation as fast as I can!”
In the end, Chaos Sword Essence and the Pure Yang Talisman Sword were just items. Cultivation was what makes warriors strong, but they would need tons of Spiritual Qi. However,
However, Chen Xiaobei's lack of Spiritual Qi sources could now be solved – and it was through the Growth Spiritual Water!
Naturally, he was jubilant. ”This is fantastic! With the price of just three pictures I got an item I needed badly… It's such a good trade! Bahahaha…”
Zhu Bajie: Oh, and friendly reminder: that bottle of Spiritual Water only lasts for seven days! You need to give me more *ahem* merchandise if you want more Spiritual Water! P.S: I love blonde women with big rumps! (Salivating)
Chen Xiaobei: Hey, this isn't right! How about fewer tricks and more brotherly love?
Zhu Bajie: Brotherly love only goes that far. Tricks on the other hand enslaves the heart!
Chen Xiaobei: I never expect you to be such a cunning pig!
Zhu Bajie: Ha! Don't waste your time trying to insult me. Thing are already set in stone, but I promise I will give you more Spiritual Water next time!