496 The Great Cherry-popping Adventure (1/2)

Moon Lord: God Chen. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Chen Xiaobei: The birds and the bees. None other.

Moon Lord: Ah, my forte. Please, tell me your troubles!

Chen: That's Moon Lord for you! I'll cut to the chase – there are many, many birds around me who are begging for me to ravage them. But whenever the time comes to put Percy into the playpen, something always messes it up! What the hell is going on?

Moon Lord: Oh, that… Well, there are some things I really can't tell you.

Chen Xiaobei: Fine, I'll stop asking. However, please tell me how to avoid being splashed with cold water?

Moon Lord: Ah! There's a way! However…

”'However' my ass.” Chen Xiaobei grunted. ”That fossil always wants something from me! What a tool.”

Chen Xiaobei: I'll give you anything I can get you.

Moon Lord: God Chen is such a generous man! Well, this old man happens to love booze. Send me a bottle of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine and something else only found on earth, and I will take care of your business with the birds!

Chen Xiaobei: No problem. I'll get them right now and throw it at you as soon as possible. My happiness is in your hands now!

Moon Lord: Leave it to me. I'm looking forward to your wonderful alcohol! (Pout)

Chen Xiaobei quickly went to a small convenient store, bought a carton of beer and three Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine and send them all to Moon Lord. To make sure the God of Love did not screw things up, he also sent another message specifying that his target's name was Lin Xiang, and that the time and place was tomorrow night, at her mansion.

Once the Moon Lord had received the booze, he replied Chen Xiaobei proudly and confidently guaranteed that would not be any mishaps or interruption tomorrow, to which the mortal pocketed his phone and sighed in relief.

”If this doesn't work, I don't know what will. The gods are toying with me!”

Chen Xiaobei headed back to the Hundred Beast Mountain and saw Feng Qinyang digging holes alongside several Spirit Soldiers. He did not want to distract him, and so quickly left to find himself an empty room to start making the body enhancement pills.

'Hmm… The herbs I'm using are all mundane items. In that case, I can use two furnaces at the same time.”

Chen Xiaobei took out the Heavenly Smithing Furnace, as well as the Green Jade Cauldron he recently obtained. The former was a common item and can only be used to craft items of its grade, while the latter could produce any Spiritual Item below nine-stars ratings.

The Green Jade Cauldron was round and wide, and had three stands and two long ears-like handles on each side. It was not that large, but was surprisingly exquisitely crafted to make people give it a second look.

The entire cauldron was made of emerald jade. There were carvings depicting the Five Attribute Bagua, the Shift of Time, a Map of the Cosmos and random ancient runes on each corner, all of which made it appear ancient and grand.

”As expected of the great Yu Ding Zhenren's Spirit Treasure…” Chen Xiaobei mumbled as he carefully surveyed the cauldron from every angle. Satisfied, he started to concoct the pills.

According to the manual, Chen Xiaobei was to place the herbs into both furnace, and the Chinese Knotweed Spirit Pearl was to be split into two equal halves and placed into the furnace.

It was only through luck and coincidence that he had managed to get such a precious item that further increases the effect of the pills. The pearl itself could have been sold for tens of millions!