499 Chemical Bomb (1/2)
”Do I look like an idiot to you? How can you be a doctor as such a young age?!” Wang Yanrong said darkly as she glared at Chen Xiaobei haughtily. ”Don't try to change the topic! I won't change my mind whatever you say!”
”That kid is just too naïve. His lame excuse will never work on Wang Yanrong – that woman just threw Yap Tianlin's face into the drain! Why would she listen to him?”
”That's right. I bet she is going to beat him up!”
”That woman is crazy… There's nothing she wouldn't do…”
The crowd chattered away, but still did not lift a finger to help. They were definitely afraid of Wang Yangrong after what she did to Yap Tianlin.
Nevertheless, Chen Xioabei ignored the crowd and Wang Yanrong's insults, and went straight to the point.
”Your mouth and nose are extremely dry in morning, you have insomnia, and you are easily angered. However, your appetite is extremely good – you have cravings all the time!”
”You… How did you know?” Wang Yangrong was genuinely surprised.
She was left in disbelief – the young man did not check her pulse or ask her anything else. The way he diagnosed her was simply magical – nobody would believe it if they were not seeing it firsthand.
”You believe me now? You really are sick.” Chen Xiaobei grinned.
”So… So, I'm really sick? Tell me more about it… What the hell is going on?” Wang frowned and asked.
”There is something wrong with your stomach. Stomach Qi is stuck inside your body, and you need to let it out.”
”How do I do that?” Wang Yanrong asked, uncertain.
”Easy. Just do what I do and press here!” Chen Xiaobei pressed a finger on his Qihai Pulse.
”Is that some kind of trick?” She asked hesitantly.
”You're the patient, it's up to you. Well, the illness is not actually lethal. In the worst-case scenario, you'll become fat due to endocrine disorder.”
”What did you just say…” Wang Yanrong's expression changed immediately. She was in her twenties, an age when ladies cared about their physical appearances the most. Losing all her doubts, she quickly imitated Chen Xiaobei's move.
”Yes, that's it! Press harder! Xiang Xiang, hold your breath!” Chen Xiaobei silent tugged at Lin Xiang's hand pulled her a few steps back.
”Huh?” Lin Xiang did not know what he was trying but held her breath all the same.
*Poooof*
A weird sound rang from Wang Yanrong's backside. Soon, the aroma of rot spread across the room immediately.
It was one long, loud fart!
”Damn! So smelly!”
The crowd was left in disgust, and swiftly took a few steps back as well. However, they were defenseless in front of the 'biological weapon', and started to hold their breath like Chen Xiaobei and Lin Xiang did.
”Bastard! How dare you trick me?” Wang Yanrong was so embarrassed she wanted to dig a hole to bury herself.
”I'm not tricking you,” Chen Xiaobei shrugged. ”It's just that stomach Qi is actually fart! Earlier, you were farting through your mouth. Now, I'm teaching you the right way to release your inner gas. You should be thankful!”
”You're the one farting from your mouth! So… you were just trying to help that little bitch… Why the hell did I believe you?!” Wang Yanrong shot him a fiery glare.
”Seems like more fart is coming out from your mouth!” Chen Xiaobei laughed mockingly and took a few more steps back with Lin Xiang.