641 Chant for Eating the Spicy Mini Lobsters (1/2)

Hundreds of thousands of spicy mini lobsters were placed inside the Red Envelopes. On average, each of the members in the group managed to snatch around a dozen spicy mini lobsters – just enough to fill a small plate.

Yanwang: Wahahaha! It's a new delicacy! My favorite! Look at the color of these small lobsters! Cooking it with this spicy fragrant sauce is damn near perfect! I'm literally drooling right now!

Zhu Bajie: It smells so good! I think the taste would be delicious as well! Bro Bei will never let us down!

Wei Xiaobao: Let's cut the crap! Dig in! This is my first time seeing prawns like this!

The group was left in a quiet state after all the Red Envelopes were gone. Sitting at one of the stalls in the night market and ordering a few lobster skewers for himself, Chen Xiaobei was not worried about their response at all. It was as if he had everything under his control. Just as expected, the silence broke half an hour later.

Yanwang: F*ck! This is so delicious! It's spicy and crunchy! It can totally be compared with spicy sticks! Awesome!

Xiao Tianquan: The flesh is so fresh and tender! I like the texture! Eating it with the spicy sauce is just heavenly!

Goddess Zixia: The taste is good but it can get kind of troublesome when we eat it… My hands and mouth are dirty…. This is so unfeminine!

Chang'e: You are right. I have no idea how to eat it like a lady as well.

Chen Xiaobei: Sisters! Don't worry! Let me teach you a chant to eat those mini lobsters!

Chang'e: A chant? You make it sound like we are going to learn a martial art.

Goddess Zixia: Tell me now! Tell me now! Don't keep us waiting!

Chen Xiaobei: Lift up your hands (grab the claws). Kiss it (taste it). Lift up the red veil (peel the shell from the head). Suck it hard (consume the eggs). Take off the bellyband (open up the stomach). Pull down the red pants (pull of the tail). Eat it up (enjoy the lobster flesh).

Goddess Zixia: This is great! Let me try it now!

Chang'e: It is no wonder you are crowned as the smartest person within these three realms! What a great way to teach us to eat these mini lobsters! I'm going to try it now as well!

Wei Xiaobao: This chant sounds so dirty! But, I like it! Hehehe!

Bull Demon King: Psst! This is too much for me! I ate the whole thing including the shell!

Silver Fox: Hubby! You are so not gentle! Xiaobei is hundred times gentler than you! Follow his way of eating these mini lobsters and you will get to enjoy its tastiness to the fullest!

God Erlang: This is so satisfying! God Chen's way is the way!

Yanwang: This delicacy is just too damn delicious to finish them all in one go! I just managed to snatch fifteen of it! I have to save some for later!

Zhu Bajie: Shit! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I have finished all eighteen of them! I don't think I have tasted it properly! Can someone give me a few?

Sha Wujing: Second Brother, you are still the same! Remember when you ate the Ginseng Fruit last time? You did the same thing as well! No one will be tricked by you anymore!

Zhu Bajie: Old Sha! You are no brother! I'm going to talk to you anymore! Who is the luckiest one here?! Please give me a few lobsters! I'm drooling so much that a river is forming!

Bull Demon King: That's right! Who is the luckiest one here? I'm so jealous of the person!

God Erlang: The luckiest one must send a big Red Envelope to the group! Am I right?

God Erlang was still the same old deity. All he ever did was asking others to send Red Envelopes to the group. He would never send any Red Envelopes to the group. After that, everyone began to demand the luckiest one to send a big Red Envelope to the group.

Everyone: That's right! The luckiest one is @Jiang Ziya! Red Envelope! Send now!

Everyone: One, two, three, four, five! We have waited for so long! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Don't keep us waiting anymore!

Jiang Ziya: Ugh… Stop rushing me… I will send it right now…

That chant that he taught the group was used to hasten Chen Xiaobei initially. He did not expect that the group members would use it on him – making it no different from slapping his own face. It seemed like, the member in the group would not let Jiang Ziya off the hook before he sent a big Red Envelope to the group.

”Haha! In the end, the luckiest guy turned out to be Jiang Ziya! Using a few mini lobsters to force the old bastard to send a big Red Envelope to the group is so satisfying! I can totally imagine his reaction right now! Wahahaha!”