1412 Go Eat Shit! (1/2)
Things were extremely awkward!
”Pffft…”
The people tried to suppress their laughter, but some of them couldn't hold back and cracked up.
A Northern Wilderness Ninth Young Lord! The beloved son of the Northern Wilderness overlord has premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction!
How was that any different from an eunuch?
That was the most sensational, most scandalous news of the decade!
Wenren Muyue blushed, but there was a cheeky look in her eyes.
Dong Xiaowu and the others looked at each other, a suppressed smile on their faces.
”You are not allowed to laugh! None of you are allowed to laugh! I will kill whoever who laughs!”
Ximen Dingjun's face had turned into a combination of green and red. He had never been so humiliated in his entire life.
”Don't laugh! No one is allowed to laugh... Arghh!!”
Lu Changwei barked aloud, but before he could finish, he suddenly cried out in pain.
Smack!
Ximen Dingjun had sent a slap flying to his face. ”How dare you talk! It didn't need to be announced so publicly but you kept pushing for that kid to reveal it! You've humiliated me!”
”I… I didn't know the kid was so skilled.”
Lu Changwei touched the cheek that had just been hit.
”How dare you try to make excuses!” Ximen Dingjun grinded his teeth. ”Didn't you say that you were going to eat shit on livestream? Go and do it now! Eat until you're full before you come back!”
”I…” Lu Changwei stammered.
He had let those words roll off his tongue, and Ximen Dingjun actually remembered them!
Lu Changwei dared not sound a word of protest when he saw Ximen Dingjun's fiery expression.Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click visiting.
Miao Yiyue and the others laughed so hard they nearly toppled over.
When Lu Changwei fanned the flames, trying to worsen the situation for Chen Xiaobei, he was actually throwing a rock at his own feet, and unconsciously, at Ximen Dingjun's feet as well!
The old bodyguard under disguise shot Lu Changwei an angry look.
”I… I will go now…”
Lu Changwei conceded, and then fled the scene faster than a bullet.
”Ninth Young Lord! What's more important now is to cure your illness!” The old man whispered into Ximen Dingjun's ear.
The young lord was very obedient to the old man. He turned to Chen Xiaobei and asked, ”You can cure me of my illness?”
”Of course! If you believe me, I can prescribe a medicine for you tonight. I guarantee that it'll be effective immediately!” Chen Xiaobei said.
”It will take effect immediately? Are you some sort of miracle doctor?” Ximen Dingjun furrowed his brows.
”Mr. Chen does deserve the title of miracle doctor!” Wenren Muyue piped up. ”That one time, when he suppressed the illness in me, it took effect immediately! You should know that even the Temple doctors were unable to do that!”
Everyone was shocked at this revelation. Half a minute ago, they had all thought that Chen Xiaobei was just exagerrating. Now, they all finally believed that Chen Xiaobei was the real deal!
”Alright! Then please, Mr. Chen, help cure me! If I'm cured, I will make sure I'll reward you handsomely!” Ximen Dingjun changed his tone and spoke respectfully to Chen Xiaobei.
There was a saying that went: you can offend anybody but you should not offend the people who have the power to heal!