1686 What Truth? (1/2)

”What the hell! I was right!” Chen Xiaobei hissed. ”Only a lowlife, evil, son of a bitch like Shen Gongpao could think of coming up with shady rules like that!” Chen Xiaobei said. ”Although I have a lot of ladies back on earth, I'm just a singleton in the group! Shen Gongpao must have up with this rule to stop me from getting any red envelopes! F*ck! Now I'm really pissed…”

While Chen Xiaobei was throwing a fit, the chat group was stirring with chatter.

Bull Demon King: There's a flaw with this rule! I have two wives! Does that mean that the three of us get to snatch Red Envelopes?

Silver Jade Fox: I don't want to be the little mistress!

Princess Iron Fan: You little vixen! Do you want to get punched in the face?

Bull Demon King: My wives, please calm down! Can both of you please make peace for the moment for the sake of the Red Envelopes? Find authorized novels in Webnovel，faster updates, better experience，Please click for visiting.

Silver Jade Fox: Alright. For the red Envelopes… I will be the mistress temporarily ….

Princess Iron Fan: Rubbish of a cow! After the snatching session, you'd better get your ass back here and kneel on burning crystals!

Bull Demon King: See? I have two wives? How does it work? @Zhiniu?

Zhinu: I'm not so sure… I have to ask God Shen… @Shengongpao

Shen Gongpao: All three of you can join the snatching session! Qixi Festival, Valentine's day – as long as you're lovers, you can join the session!

Wei Xiaobao: Woohoo! I have eight wives! Isn't that awesome?

Shen Gongpao: That's right! You and your wife… wives can all participate! Only single people are not allowed to grab Red Envelopes!

Zhu Bajie: That is not fair! I've been single for 10,000 years. I want to die.

Shen Gongpao: How is this not fair? Today's theme is Valentine's day! If everyone gets to snatch envelopes, some of the couples may not get anything while the singletons get a lot. That would be going against the theme!

Zhu Bajie: This… seems to make some sense…

Shen Gongpao: Of course! I have always been even-handed, fair-minded and transparent. I am also single and I will set the example and not snatch any Red Envelopes! I want to give the chance to loving couples!

”Pfft! Please! You're just dressing up the lie!” Chen Xiaobei spat. ”You? Shen Gongpao? Even-handed? Fair-minded? There's no one more despicable and shameless than you! This is all obviously to mess with me but you made up some elaborate and noble reason to cover up the truth! How much more hypocritical can you be?!”

Shen Gongpao: What a happy occasion today is! Where is my shidi Xiaobei? @Chenxiaobei

Chen Xiaobei: When did you start being so concerned for me, shixiong Shen?

Shen Gongpao: I saw what you just said! I pay the utmost attention to your every move! There's no one else in this group that I care more about than you!

Chen Xiaobei: What have you been concerned over?

Shen Gongpao: From what I know, ever since the Three Realms Red Envelope Group was set up, you have been the 'King of Luck' during practically every Red Envelope Snatching Session! How unfortunate… that you cannot join this time! ????

Chen Xiaobei: So, what if I cannot join? Who cares?

Shen Gongpao: Bitter! How bitter! If I did not guess wrongly, you're probably so angry you're jumping on your feet and cursing your mother, right?

Chen Xiaobei: Heh, I already have enough trump cards. Not joining this Red Envelope Snatching Session won't affect me at all. You guys enjoy yourselves.