14 Chapter 14: JasHack (1/2)
Goblin Guard 2: ”Ja-Ja-hack?”
(Slap!*)
Goblin Guard Two: ”Gyah!”
Jack slapped Goblin Guard Two across the face with the force of his Blue Claws causing his neck to abruptly twist almost breaking it in the process.
Goblin Guard Two stumbled to the side dropping his weapon holding his cheek while rubbing his neck with his now free hand.
Jack: ”JACK! My Name Is Jack! J-A-C-K”
Goblin Guard: ”Ah Me Sorry! Ja-Hack!”
(Slap!*) (Slap!*)
Goblin Guard Two's cheeks became swollen with red claw prints on each side.
The pain was sharp and stinging, his neck became sore from the violent twisting.
Jack: ”Say My Name Right Jack!”
Goblin Guard Two nodded his head rapidly he was hesitant to reply the name sounded too foreign and strange for him to pronounce it accurately.
He was worried the Yellow Goblins next slaps would cause his head to spin off so he tried to buy time by saying it really slowly.
Goblin Guard Two: ”J-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-”
(Bam!*)
Jack punched the Goblin Guard square in the face, Jack held back to not kill him but the force still sent him flying away a few feet.
Teeth and blood trailing from his nose and mouth followed as he landed he lost his front teeth and his nose was bent and broken to the right.
Goblin Guard Two cried out in pain grasping his broken face , struggling to get up.
Jack: ”You Wanna Die Asshole!”
Goblin Guard Two: ”Gwah! Nwo Sworry Jwa-Hwack! Pwease Nwo Kwill Mwe!”
Blood spilled from his ugly swollen beaten face as he spat out blood, mucus and, teeth.
He had the appearance of a green pufferfish that fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Jack: ”Hmph! You're lucky that i'm in a good mood so I'll spare your life.”
Goblin Guard Two: ”Rweawry! Owh Thwank ywou! Jwa-Hwack! Thwa-”
Jack: ”But only if you deliver a message to that masked red old guy with the staff.”
Goblin Guard Two: ”Ywou mwean Ewldwer Gwyrom ywesh! Ywesh! Mwe Dwewever Mwessage!”
He bowed his head until his forehead touched the floor to avoid eye contact with Jack.
If he was lucky he could not only survive this but get revenge on this Yellow Fiend with the help of Elder Gyrom!
He did not bother to question or wonder why or how he managed to come out unscathed from encountering the Elder when he left to hunt the Young Greens.
Despite Jacks burnt clothing being an indicator he hadn't even noticed it.
His mind was to preoccupied on surviving this disaster than to stop and carefully think.
Most Goblins were a bit slow in the department of intelligence and this goblin was no different.
He was unable to fully grasp the situation only follow along with the flow of events and try not to die.
Goblin Guard Two closed his eyes and prayed for himself and his dead companion to his long forgotten God.
The existence of the ”Old One” or the”First One” in goblin culture is known only by the ancient hieroglyphics carved in the deepest part of the Goblin caves by their ancestors.
They Depict the origin and creator of goblins and were the last remnants of its existence.
Sadly the hieroglyphics were written in an Old Goblin Tongue so there meaning was long lost to them.
There rough understandings came from the artifacts and illustrated carvings left behind...
Jack: ”Good now pay close attention because I'm not going to repeat myself.”
Goblin Guard Two: ”Ywesh! Ywesh Mwe Hwear!”
Jack: ”Tell him to bring his old wrinkly red ass here for a beating!”
The Goblin Guard was left speechless he hadn't expected the message to be so long and complicated.
It did not help that it was weirdly spoken in the Yellow Goblins accent but he still understood the profanity and meaning behind the words.
The typical Goblins speech was blunt and simple so it was hard for the Goblin Guard to understand immediately as he repeated the words over and over again in his head to dumb it down and finally comprehend it.
An insult at the expense of the Elder and a challenge spoken with disrespect having been raised in a tribe where it was mandatory to respect the Elders especially for generic Green Goblins like him who were the lowest of the low.
He became furious at the realization the strange young yellow goblin Ja-Hack was insulting the Elders a crime punishable by death
For a split second the Goblin Guard almost didn't care about his life to defend the honor of the tribe and was about to attack Ja-Hack.
But stopped when he glared and saw his hands glow reminding him of the miserable deaths his companion and the rest of the Young Greens had.
He lifted his head towards jack and nodded showing a determined and understanding expression.
Goblin Guard Two was secretly looking forward to the moment Elder Gyrom would burn the Yellow Fiend alive.
He took solace in fantasizing about pissing and desecrating Ja-Hacks burnt corpse after his challenge with Elder Gyrom.
Jack spoke with a domineering voice.
Jack: ”Go Scram!”
The Goblin Guard got up and bolted not bothering to reply or look back and ran with full speed into the Goblin Caves.
The Goblin Caves were divided into Areas and layers with the Chief of the Tribe residing in the innermost deepest part of the cave.
While the Elders of the Tribe governed over and managed the areas that layered above the Chief's domain.
Each Elder had a domain and were in charge of different aspects of the tribes tradition and necessities.
Elder Red Goblin Gyrom was the youngest and weakest of the Elders having only come to power through a fortuitous encounter.
Unlike the rest of the Elder Goblins Gyrom had not been born special, he was born as mundane and plain as any other Goblin.
So his position in the tribe wasconsidered the lowest among the other Elders.
As a result he was put in charge of watching over and raising the new generation of Goblins throughout the year a task he had quickly become extremely bored of.
Gyrom had been given the the first level of the cave a small and limited space when compared to the underground levels.
With the only benefit being apart of the main entrance to the Goblin Cave making it easier to get access to outside supplies and hunts.
A Goblin could not traverse through the other levels of the underground without the permission of the Elders to enter there domain first.
Gyrom had made profit by extorting his fellow tribesman to enter and leave the Goblin Cave for a fee of course.
Gyrom was able to get away with this without punishment by only forcing the fee upon the Green Goblins of the tribe and making the fee a small offering to avoid internal conflicts with the Elders or his Chief.
However during hunting seasons he would make a small fortune enough to live a lavish lifestyle and still govern his domain with finances to spare.
Goblin Guard Two and One were both born and managed in the domain of Gyrom so they new the entries and routes to the area like the back of their hand.
The torches and lights were turned off inside the cave during the night so it was pitch black making it only barely visible to Goblins right now.
Despite this Goblin Guard Two ran effortlessly without any problem to his destination.