1 Reincarnation and System? (1/2)
Ummm... Where Am I? I was sleeping soundly after school... and why my head hurts like hell.
”Ohh, so you finally awoke, oof, that was close.”
What? Voice? But whose voice is it? Forget it, for now, I should just ask where I am.
”What's this place? And who are you?”
”Who am I?” Voice chuckled and laughed out, ”I am just useless old man.”
So annoying but screw it. I shouldn't waste my time with this whimsical bastard. I don't have time for this, I need to prepare for a game release. I shall finally make money by playing games. It would be so perfect and I can finally quit that damned job. Anyway, I should just ask this old bastard how to get out of here.
”Only the great myself can call me an old man, and now we are in your afterlife.”
How can he know what am I thinking? Could old bastard be able to read my min..... WAIT, AFTERLIFE!? What the f*ck?! If I am right, afterlife comes after death, but that means somebody must have died... Don't tell me... I DIED and that's why I don't know where I am!
”Af-Afterlife?! Old man I don't have time for jokes, I have more important things to do!”
”Like playing video games for money and chasing skirts, hahahaha...But we really are in afterlife world and I am... what do people call me again? Ahh, GOD.”
Okay, so I didn't see this one coming. So I must have really died.
”So am I really dead? And please tell me how I died?”
”Yes, you died and I am sorry about it,” God replied with regret in his voice.
Something is weird. Why is he sorry because of my death, it should an accident, right?
”What happened?”
God started to explain, ”You see, when you were sleeping I was playing with my fidget spinner and it dropped.”
”Old Man you don't make any sense. Why would be falling of fidget spinner be the cause of my death?”
”Normally it wouldn't be, but this fidget spinner is made from heavenly lightning. When It dropped storm appeared and the lightning struck you.”
WTF! So I died because this old bastard was playing with fidget spinner?! This is an utter joke. I was furious, but it wasn't the right time as he held my future in his hands.
”Revive me this instant!”
”Yes of course, but only in a different world as the reincarnation of yourself. And because I am the one in wrong, I will grant you your innermost desire.” Spoke God with no room to protest.
I gritted my teeth and spoke, ”Alright then I hope you wouldn't disappoint me again, or else I'll ascend to godhood and took you down!”
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[Welcoming host to Immoral Sex System. This system will be a great help to conquer all the women you want, it just depends on your taste. The System will be here to give you all sorts of things, skills, manuals, potions and body upgrades. The System grants missions and rewards. The system automatically upgrades with age as it is attached to your soul and body in which you reincarnated. Also, the system can be upgraded by fulfilling the missions.]
So I was granted an assistant system? Pretty much like in games in my previous life. I tried to ask it and it surprisingly reacted right away.
”What's my current situation?”
[You are an yet to born child in your mother's womb, and the system can grant you your name and race. Your default race is a demigod because God himself helped you to reincarnate. Does host want to change race?]
”No, there is no need. I think that being demigod has its own perks and positives.”
[Roger that, As for hosts name?]
”Fenix.”