90 A Mortal’s Attack, Start Of A Retaliation (1/2)
Within Jam's Storage Dimension, a little girl was prancing around with streaks of chaotic black thunder weaving around her. This little girl had deep cyan eyes, with equally mesmerizing blue hair. She was Danger Noodle, who had gained a humanoid form after advancing as a Sage.
With nothing better to do after being seal away in Jam's storage dimension, as her cultivation had crossed over the acceptable boundary for the world laws of Jam's World Formation, she resorted to spending her time away by training with bloodline memories. Danger Noodle had many fancy tricks stored away in her bloodline as inheritances, and just now, she had completed her third type of sub-thunder; Voidspace Thunder.
When reached the Sage level, the cultivation for nine types of thunder were unlocked through her bloodline. She first mastered Darkyin Thunder, as a girl it just seemed like the obvious choice to start with. As a Sage she could progress though the first three levels of cultivating these new sub-thunders quickly, thus after reaching Darkyin Thunder's third stage of completion, she moved on to learning Temporal Lightning.
And now, she finally completed her quick cultivation of Voidspace Thunder. Each level of the thunder coincidentally matched up with her Dao Cultivation of the thunder's subcomponents, so reaching the third level meant she had reached Dao Domain — Voidspace Thunder → Void Dao + Space Dao, Temporal Lightning → Time Dao, Darkyin Thunder → Darkness Dao + Yin Dao...
With her Dao of Space reaching Dao Domain, the same level as Jam, Danger Noodle could at any moment leave his storage dimension on her own free will. She was so happy to make this discovery, that she didn't even scope out the situation ongoing outside — of the storage dimension — or take a look at herself before teleporting right outside.
What did she find? Well, Jam was still lying motionlessly, his face hitting the warm sandy earth. The scientist Jam was talking to was still there next to him, apparently doubting herself as she looked at Danger Noodle who had come from nowhere. And the first thing she heard Jam say after appearing, wasn't a greeting, rather, he yelled ”Watch out! There's killing intent aimed at us!”
”Huh? What killing inte...” Right then and there, Danger Noodle felt it; a killing intent so pathetically weak, she was doubting her senses… And from the skies there fell a bomb aimed right at Jam, but it was so slow that Danger Noodle didn't even move to do anything.
She watched, wondering what the metallic blob that fell from the skies hoped to achieve. Within seconds, the bomb went off mere hundreds of meters from the ground. It was then that Danger Noodle realized the lack of energy coming from everything. She had time to process how the air, ground, elements, the world in general, had no spiritual energy. The bomb exploded and seemed to stop in time as Danger Noodle captured it within her Time Dao Domain.
”How… sad.” Danger Noodle said, as she let wisps of cyan thunder erase the frozen explosion before her. Within seconds, all instances of the bomb, including the heat, light emission, radiation, and pressure, became void, as if no bomb had gone off at all.
Jam watched this play out with his divine sense, though right after wards he found that his body had recovered enough to start moving around. He picked himself up from the ground and calmly walked over to Danger Noodle, as the scientist that had been present all this time stood blankly looking off into Danger Noodle's direction.
Too many emotions impacted her at the same time, disbelief, shock, fear, anger, regret, denial… if the world had continued on working as per usual, she would have died with the bomb and none of these emotions would impact her, but because Danger Noodle and Jam where there, she survived and processed a great majority of these emotions. How was she to react after coming so close to death, being betrayed by her country, and watching something that came straight out of fiction?
”Danger Noodle! Stop that! NOO!!!!! It tickles! AHHHHH!!!!” Danger Noodle didn't wait for Jam to make his way over to her, instead, she turned back into her serpentine noodle form and coiled herself all over her master.
She had missed spending time with Jam after all the weird things they had done in the Titanic Beast Mountain Range. Thus, now that she was free from that isolation she released all her frustration on Jam with not even the slightest attempt at getting his consent! Truly, a dumb noodle with no regards for her master!
After much crying and torture, Danger Noodle let up and left Jam some time to catch his breath. As she waited for her good-for-nothing master to restore himself, she transformed back into her humanoid form. Sleek and luxurious red robes of Sage Thunder manifested to cover her up, which contrasted quite dramatically with her blue eyes and hair.
”Say Jam, where are we?” Someone was either forgetful or purposefully ignoring their master's last wish to call him brother…
”We're in an unbloomed dimension, and it looks like we'll be stuck here for a couple years, so get used to it.” Jam gave a big sigh and proceeded to think of what he would do while waiting for the eight years to pass.
”Uh… Jam? What are you doing?” Danger Noodle said, as she stared at the spot where Jam had been standing not one second ago.
”What do you mea...” Jam took a look at himself and realized his Divinity had used Invisibility without him actively calling for that to take place. He turned it off and resumed back off to think of solutions to his current endeavor. When suddenly, small flames started to circle around him, again without him realizing it.
”Uh… Are you ok?” Danger Noodle was getting concerned. It wasn't a problem for Jam's Divinity to be revealed in an unbloomed dimension as people had no concept of what superpowers or the Dao meant. But if they return to their world and Jam starts to unconsciously fire off random superpowers, they would be in for non-stop trouble.