37 Looking For A Guardian (1/2)
Wang Yu viciously clamped his hand down on Ming Du's throat causing him to only be able to make soft squeaking sounds. If a Magician couldn't speak then they couldn't chant or cast any spells! Ming Du was choked to the point where his entire face was flushed a deep red, causing his already hideous appearance to become even worse.
Just as Wang Yu was about to crush Ming Du's neck, a bright flash of light rose from the ground and a white-robed Priest appeared between them.
Luckily this was was a game. If such a scene happened in real life than most people would have pissed themselves in fright.
”Iron Bull? You're still fighting?”
This Priest that had suddenly popped up was Fearless who had logged off in this exact spot yesterday after the fight. After reading the forums, Fearless had decided to log in and see what was going on in the game. Who would have imagined the first thing he saw was Wang Yu strangling someone?
”Ah! Argh ah ah!” Seeing Fearless log in, Ming Du revealed what might have been an elated expression and started screeching.
Hearing these odd sounds Fearless turned around and quizzically said: ”Hmm? How come your face looks so familiar?”
”Arrrgh ah ah argh ah...”
”Holy f**k! Old Li! Iron Bull quickly let him go! He's one of us! ” Fearless suddenly realised who this poor soul was and hurriedly tugged at Wang Yu's arm.
”You recognise this guy?” Wang Yu asked in amazement.
Honestly Ming Du's face had been crushed by Wang Yu to the point where it was deformed and discoloured! Even his own mother wouldn't necessarily have been able to recognise him!
”There's only one man in the world who could still be spouting so much shit while getting choked to death!” Fearless replied.
Having been released, Ming Du clutched his throat and desperately gasped for air as he cursed: ”Fuck! You goddamn motherf**kers! Why do you keep hiding from your father instead of adding me to the guild...”
”Well… I've been busy...” Fearless nonchalantly replied.
”Cheh! Don't give me your bullshit you swindler. Is this the new member you guys found?” Ming Du pursed his lips and asked.
”Yea! Not bad right?” Fearless nodded.
Ming Du rubbed his chin while patting Wang Yu's chest and laughed: ”Yes… not bad at all! Very lively man you've got here, though he is kinda cruel. This round can be considered a draw but if there's another chance we can find a more spacious area and settle who's the best!”
Hearing his words, Wang Yu was truly at a loss for words… A draw? He called it a draw when Wang Yu could have crushed the life out of him at any time? This man's shamelessness truly wasn't simple…
”Is he part of Quan Zhen Sect too?” Wang Yu turned around and solemnly asked.
This bastard called Ming Du was truly lawless, but his skill was the real deal. Furthermore, in terms of personality, he was infinitely close the rest of the Quan Zhen Sect members. What's more, Fearless had said he was one of them.
”Yes...” Fearless slightly dejectedly nodded.
”Then how come you didn't add him into the guild?” Wang Yu felt rather vexed. There were already barely any members in their guild and yet these clowns still didn't want to gather together?
”Well… It's a long story...” Fearless could only helplessly sigh as he shook his head and added Ming Du to the guild.
Within seconds, Wang Yu understood why everyone had been avoiding adding Ming Du like the plague.
<System Notification: Player Ming Du has joined Quan Zhen Sect!>
”Hahahahaha! Quan Zhen Sect kiddies grandpa Ming Du is back! Wooohooooo!!!!!”
”Here kiddy kiddy kiddy you're grandpa's back! Why's no one greeting him?”
”Oh? Everyone's offline? It's ok then they can still see this grandpa's messages when they log back in! Ahahahahaha!”
....
The moment Ming Du joined the guild, it was as though a bomb had gone off in the guild chat. Within seconds he had spammed it with all sorts of useless bullshit, frightening Wang Yu to the point where he immediately shut the chat down.
Seeing Wang Yu's expression, Fearless helplessly sighed: ”I think you understand why we hadn't added him to the guild yet. Our tradition of muting the guild chat is because of him!”
”I see...” Wang Yu numbly nodded.
An entire day's worth of chat logs from the whole guild wasn't even close to what Ming Du had sent in the last five minutes! No wonder this guy was a Magician! His talking speed was several times faster than a regular person!
Seeing that Wang Yu and Ming Du had stopped fighting, the surrounding players also began to slowly disperse. When the players doing bounty quests saw that Wang Yu and Ming Du had become friends, they immediately perished any thoughts of killing either.
Either of them was more than enough to exterminate all of the players present, let alone working in a team!
At this point, the rest of the Quan Zhen Sect members also began to slowly login.
Seeing Ming Du the rest were both shocked and horrified before slowly greeting him: ”Old Li you're here… It's really been a while… How come you're suddenly here...”
”Bullshit!! You motherf**kers were purposely hiding from this old man! You think I couldn't tell or something? So just cause I'm slightly more talkative you guys don't treat me like a brother? Very good! If you're going to treat me like your parents and hide from me I have nothing to say!” Ming Du raged.
”Why do you have so much nonsense to spout… You're annoying to the point even these neurotic madmen are afraid of you… truly a monster...” Wang Yu dejectedly thought.
Meanwhile, the rest of them were trying to change the topic: ”There's no such thing man! We just got to Twilight City as well! And we were even surrounded and attacked by the Sanguine Alliance! Oh right Iron Bull, what happened in the end anyway? I heard that you successfully beat them into submission?”
”No no there's no such thing. It was just that they wouldn't have benefited from fighting me any longer!”
”Ooooh! Very impressive!” They gasped in admiration.
For a single man to have fought a few hundred to a standstill without either side being at an advantage was truly a godlike and unique feat in the game.