10 Hero? (1/2)
“Ni Ya?” Fatty shouted out in astonishment.
“No kidding! Who else could I be?” Ni Ya pounced onto the fatty and used her slim, white tender hands to pinch Fatty’s ear with a speed as quick as lightning. She hollered, “Damned fatty! Mei Duo and I have been searching for you for so long... only for me to find that you are hiding here!”
“Ai yo ai yo, lighter, lighter! Why are you girls searching for me for?” Even though Fatty was shouting that, he euphorically thought, “These two little misses are looking for me? Could they have… fallen in love with me? Good things... come in pairs!”
“Pa!” Ni Ya threw a flying kick, kicking the fantasizing fatty away a few meters before fiercely saying, “This is the reason why we are looking for you! This vulgar and shameless damned fatty!”
Somehow, the words “vulgar” and “shameless” had caused Ni Ya to recall back to a certain scene in the forest during their escape, causing her face to blush red. Feeling ashamed and angry, she saw Fatty lying on the ground with a silly-minded expression of recalling the past as he did not even try to get up. Ni Ya was so angry that smoke had come out from her seven orifices. Furiously, she gave him a kick before running out.
Fatty climbed up from his position and slapped his body a few times before seeing Milan right there with her arms on her waist, staring at him. Fatty put on an innocent expression. “I am truly wrongly accused by the heavens. What have I done to offend this woman?”
Milan did not hesitate to use her well-practiced and valiant movements to bring out a Mauser pistol before coldly laughing, “Fatty, continue acting. Ni Ya is one of my best friends, so who do you think I should trust?”
As the fatty was crying piteously, the lab research became chaotic.
Without waiting for the fatty to escape Milan’s demonic palms, Ni Ya brought with her a team of military policemen into the research lab. At this point, Fatty was stunned. Those policemen were currently walking in his direction. Fatty immediately hugged onto Milan’s thigh before crying out, “Save me, I don’t want to die! I’ve bled for the Federation. I’ve been injured before in the Galileo Galaxy and am not a deserter at all!”
Thinking that the death penalty had been issued to him, the fatty continued wailing. That sound was truly miserable, even the audience hearing it wanted to cry.
Milan did not know whether she should laugh or cry. She gave this fatty, who was currently in an extremely disgraceful situation, a kick before rushing over to Ni Ya, asking her, “You're saying that those who were killed by this person included a lieutenant general, who was also the division commander, and a major general that was the chief of staff for the Gyaca Woods Aviation Squadron's 3rd Battle Mecha Division? And he killed a total of seven high-ranking officers including those two? And that he is the Federation hero who did that?”
Ni Ya awkwardly nodded her head, stifling herself from laughing out.
“Hero?” Fatty looked towards the east before turning towards the west... and finally, pointed at himself with an unfathomable look as he asked, “You’re saying that I’m a hero?”
A military police captain walked towards Fatty before asking, “Are you the Federation Aviation Squadron, 5th Armored Division, 3rd Armored Battalion, Logistics Company, 1st Platoon, Corporal Tian Xing Jian?”
Fatty nodded in a daze.
The captain reached out with his hand as if inviting him. “Please follow us for a moment, Corporal Tian Xing Jian.”
Actually, Mei Duo and Ni Ya had been sent to the hospital after reaching the forward command center to undergo a full-body check-up and quarantine. When they had come out, the Federation officer responsible for searching for the fatty had told them that he was missing. Hence, they could temporarily not return to their original department and had to wait until the fatty was found in order to affirm the actual situation before anything could proceed.