Part 6 (2/2)
I licked a smidgen of jam off my upper lip. ”Right, and since Theo mentioned something about trials earlier, it's obvious they are working with him. Honestly, Sarah, it's as clear as the noses on both our faces-you're a famous author. You have gazillions of readers all over the world. Somehow, Theo got hold of the news that you were going to be in the area, no doubt from your English publisher, and since you make no bones about believing in every out-there theory floating around, he decided to set up an elaborate hoax to sucker you in.”
”Sucker me in for what?” she asked, looking mulish.
I waved the jam spoon around. ”I don't know, but it has to be something to do with money. Why else would he go to all the time and expense of hiring people to playact the parts of Hope, Tansy, and the big, horsey Dame Margaret woman.”
”You can't tell me you seriously believe that nothing paranormal happened last night!” Sarah's face mirrored her disbelief. ”How on earth do you explain that bright blue light? Or Mystic Bettina and the others having their memories wiped clean? Or the fact that I was held immobile while you were being beaten up?”
”Flat-panel lights in the ceiling, they were lying, and hypnosis,” I said, wiping the crumbs off my mouth and pus.h.i.+ng my plate aside.
”You ready to go? We can swing by the police station first, before we head out to look for the Hound of the Baskervilles.”
”It's not the Hound of the Baskervilles, as you very well know. The Black Shuck is a ghostly black dog according to local legend, and evidently it's become quite active the last few years...oh, never mind. The Shuck can wait. It's not supposed to appear before dark anyway. You're being entirely unreasonable about this, Portia. The bet aside, I don't understand why you are so unwilling to admit that you have become involved with something highly paranormal.”
”You have yet to prove to me that anything paranormal has happened,” I said with complacency that I knew would drive her wild. I was right. She lectured me for the next few hours while we drove out to view a circle of stones known as the Angry Stones. We didn't see or hear either the singing reputed to be audible or the medieval fair that supposedly haunts the area, although we did have a pleasantly relaxing drive through the country.”This has been a lovely day,” I said five hours later as we drove past the area containing the faery circle and headed for the humpbacked bridge leading into our town. ”Beautiful countryside, shopping, lunch at a five-hundred-year-old pub...it's everything I imagined this trip would be.”
”It is pretty country, isn't it?”
”Yes.” I sighed, reality pressing down on me again. ”I suppose we should visit the police before dinner and do the mug-shot thing with them. Ugh. What a way to end such an idyllically normal day. Not one single event had your paranormal meter shrieking.”
”I never shriek,” Sarah said as she rounded the corner before the bridge. At the sight of a figure standing smack-dab in the center of the bridge, she slammed her foot down on the brakes, and shrieked, ”Dear G.o.d in heaven, where did he come from?”
The car skidded to a stop a few feet away from the man on the bridge. I narrowed my eyes as the man walked around to my side of the car. ”I'm beginning to think the local loony bin. Don't just sit there-drive!”
”What? Are you blind? That's Theo!”
”My point exactly. Drive!”
”But he obviously wants to say somethiiiii-Portia!”
”Whatever he wants to say, he can say it to a policeman,” I said grimly, leaning backward at an odd angle so I could keep my foot on the accelerator.
”You could have killed him!” Sarah yelled. ”Get your foot out of the way! I can't drive with your foot like that!”
We whipped past Theo at a faster-than-normal pace. Despite Sarah's exaggeration, he wasn't in any danger of being run over; he'd been in the process of walking around to my side of the car, and wasn't anywhere near the front. I ignored Sarah's continued demands that I put my foot back, waiting until we were through most of the town before a.s.suming a more traditional pa.s.senger position.
”If you ever do that again-I swear to G.o.d, Portia, sometimes I just want to strangle you! What will Theo think?” We came to an abrupt halt in front of a small cl.u.s.ter of stone buildings.
I unhooked the seat belt and got out of the car, grabbing the replacement purse I'd purchased earlier. ”Sarah, he's a con man, nothing more. We don't care what he thinks.”
”I care.” She had a familiar mulish look on her face again, one that warned she was going to do something unreasonable. ”You can go look at your precious mug shots if you want.” She put the car in gear and reversed smoothly away from the police station. ”I'm going to go back and apologize to Theo for your rudeness.”
”Sarah! It's not safe for you to see him alone-oh, c.r.a.pbeans!” I watched with frustration as my friend drove off through the town, worried that she would put herself into Theo's power and end up regretting her naive belief that he was not a bad man.
I thought about was.h.i.+ng my hands of her, but Sarah was my oldest friend, and I couldn't leave her to the mercy of such a possibly dangerous man as Theo. I marched into the police station, intent on saving Sarah despite herself.
A short, balding man was at the reception counter, the only other person in the entryway. Beyond him, walls that were half gla.s.s gave the room light, and allowed the occupants to see what was going on in other sections of the station. Two policemen, and one policewoman, sat at desks typing industriously on their keyboards.
”h.e.l.lo. You must be Portia Harding,” the policeman at the reception desk said, coming around to shake my hand. He had a pleasant smile, and warm, friendly brown eyes that had me smiling back despite my distress. ”I'm Terrin.” ”It's a pleasure to meet you. Is Sergeant Reading here? She's the one we spoke with yesterday.”
Terrin glanced behind him at the people in the other office. ”Looks like she's stepped out for a bit. Shall we get started? This shouldn't take too much of your time.”
”I'd be happy to, but I've just seen the man who a.s.saulted me outside of town, and my friend has gone off to talk with him. If you hurry, I'm sure you can nab him before he escapes again.”
A slight frown wrinkled his forehead. ”Who would that be?”
”Theo North. You know, the man who a.s.saulted me and kidnapped us?” I slapped my hands on my thighs, annoyed that he wasn't springing to life to capture Theo. ”Are you at all familiar with the situation involving myself and my friend?”
”Of course I am,” he laughed, taking my arm and guiding me to the far end of the room. ”It's what I get paid to do. So to speak.
Theo North. Hmm. The name is ringing a bell, but I can't put a face to it. While I'm thinking on it, why don't we get started?”
I stared at the policeman in disbelief, marching over to where he stood. ”I am not going to stay here and do nothing while my friend is in danger!”
”The sooner you're finished, the sooner you can help her,” he said soothingly, gently escorting me back to the corner.
”Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm going to go get my friend, and then you can bet I'll be back to complain to your superior about your callous disregard of human life!” I took one step forward and stopped, my skin crawling with horror as the black and white checkered tile floor that filled the reception area melted away to nothing. Everything but the two tiles I was standing on, and the two where Terrin stood across the room, was gone, a black pit of emptiness in its place.
”Sweet mother of reason,” I swore, closing my eyes for a moment in hopes that whatever optical illusion I was seeing would disappear.
It didn't.
”All you need do to complete this trial is walk over to me,” Terrin said with a happy little smile that I badly wanted to smack right off his face.
”This is not happening,” I told him, shaking my finger at him. ”Floors do not just disappear. And since I haven't been around any faery rings to breathe in hallucinogenic spores that don't show up on hospital tests, I doubt if this is a hallucination. Thus, I must be dreaming. An extremely lucid dream, one I want to stop right this very minute.”
I closed my eyes tightly and willed myself to wake up.
”I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time to give to your trial,” Terrin said.
My eyes popped open at the wordtrial . He looked at his watch. ”This isn't a timed event, but I do have other appointments I must attend to, so I would appreciate it if you could please focus on the matter at hand.”
”Good gravy, you're another henchman?”
Terrin's eyebrows rose. ”Pardon?”
”You're another one of Theo's henchmen, aren't you? Just like those two ladies? How many of you are there? It must be hugely expensive hiring so many people to play these silly roles. Regardless, I'm not going to do whatever it is he is paying you to get me to do, so feel free to go on to your other appointments.” I crossed my arms and tried to look decisive and absolute without appearing b.i.t.c.hy.
”I a.s.sure you, Portia Harding, I am not in the pay of Theo North.” Terrin's gaze on me was steady. ”Now if we could dispense with the drama, could you please walk over to me?”
”You have not begun to see drama,” I warned, giving him a look that should have singed off his eyebrows. ”I consider this hara.s.sment of the purest form, and I will have no qualms whatsoever about lodging a complaint with the police about you if you do not cease with this ridiculous persecution!”
Terrin laughed, genuine amus.e.m.e.nt in his face. ”The police? They have no jurisdiction over me, at least not the mortal sort. Please, time is pa.s.sing quickly. If you could just walk over to me, we will both be free to go about our respective ways.”
”You are insane if you think I'm going to walk anywhere near you,” I told him, glancing at the floor. ”Not that I believe your little optical tricks.”
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