Part 34 (1/2)

”I thank you kindly,” said the stranger, as he transferred the utensil from Larry's mouth to his own. ”It's turning cowld, I think. I wish to the Lord we had a dhrop iv something to warm us,” observed he, speaking out of the unoccupied corner of his mouth.

”We'll be in Chapelizod, plase G.o.d,” said Larry Toole, ”in half an hour, an' if ould Tim Delany isn't gone undher the daisies, maybe we won't have a taste iv his best.”

”Are _you_ follyin' that gintleman?” inquired the stranger, with his pipe indicating O'Connor, ”that gintleman that the masther is talking to?”

”I am _so_,” rejoined Larry promptly, ”an' a good gintleman he is; an'

that's your masther there. What sort is he?”

”Oh, good enough, as masthers goes--no way surprisin' one way or th'

other.”

”Where are you goin' to?” pursued Larry.

”I never axed, bedad,” rejoined the man, ”only to folly on, wherever he goes--an' divil a hair I care where that is. What way are you two goin'?”

”To Dublin, to be sure,” rejoined Larry. ”I wisht we wor there now.

What the divil makes him ride so unaiqual--sometimes cantherin', and other times mostly walkin'--it's mighty nansinsical, so it is.”

”By gorra, I don't know, anless fancy alone,” rejoined the stranger.

”Here's your pipe,” continued he, after some pause, ”an' I thank you kindly, misther--misther--how's this they call you?”

”Misther Larry Toole is the name I was christened by,” rejoined the gentleman so interrogated.

”An' a rale illegant name it is,” replied the stranger. ”The Tooles is a royal family, an' may the Lord restore them to their rights.”

”Amen, bedad,” rejoined Larry devoutly.

”My name's Ned Mollowney,” continued he, antic.i.p.ating Larry's interrogatory, ”from the town of Ballydun, the plisintest spot in the beautiful county iv Tipperary. There isn't it's aquil out for fine men and purty girls.” Larry sighed.

The conversation then took that romantic turn which best suited the melancholy chivalry of Larry's mind, after which the current of their mutual discoursing, by the attraction of irresistible a.s.sociation, led them, as they approached the little village, once more into suggestive commentaries upon the bitter cold, and sundry pleasant speculations respecting the creature comforts which awaited them under Tim Delany's genial roof-tree.

”The holy saints be praised,” said Ned Mollowney, ”we're in the village at last. The tellin' iv stories is the dhryest work that ever a boy tuck in hand. My mouth is like a cindher all as one.”

”Tim Delany's is the second house beyant that wind in the street,” said Larry, pointing down the road as they advanced. ”We'll jist get down for a minute or two, an' have somethin' warrum by the fire; we'll overtake the gintlemen asy enough.”

”I'm agreeable, Mr. Toole,” said the accommodating Ned Mollowney. ”Let the gintlemen take care iv themselves. They're come to an age when they ought to know what they're about.”

”This is it,” said Larry, checking his horse before a low thatched house, from whose doorway the cheerful light was gleaming upon the bushes opposite.

The two worthies dismounted, and entered the humble place of entertainment. Tim Delany's company was singularly fascinating, and his liquor was, if possible, more so--besides, the evening was chill, and his hearth blazed with a fire, the very sight of which made the blood circulate freely, and the finger-tops grow warm. Larry Toole was prepossessed in favour of Ned Mollowney, and Ned Mollowney had fallen in love with Larry Toole, so that it is hardly to be wondered at that the two gentlemen yielded to the combined seduction of their situation, and seated themselves snugly by the fire, each with his due allowance of stimulating liquor, and with a very vague and uncertain kind of belief in the likelihood of their following their masters respectively until they had made themselves particularly comfortable. It was not until after nearly two hours of blissful communion with his delectable companion, that Larry Toole suddenly bethought him of the fact that he had allowed his master, at the lowest calculation, time enough to have ridden to and from the ”c.o.c.k and Anchor” at least half a dozen times.

He, therefore, hurriedly bade good-night, with many a fond vow of eternal friends.h.i.+p for the two companions of his princely revelry, mounted his horse with some little difficulty, and becoming every moment more and more confused, and less and less perpendicular, found himself at length--with an indistinct remembrance of having had several hundred falls upon every possible part of his body, and upon every possible geological substance, from soft alluvial mud up to plain lime-stone, during the course of his progress--within the brick precincts of the city. The horse, with an instinctive contempt for Mr.

Toole's judgment, wholly disregarded that gentleman's vehement appeals to the bridle, and quietly pursued his well-known way to the hostelry of the ”c.o.c.k and Anchor.”

Our honest friend had hardly dismounted, which he did with one eye closed, and a hiccough, and a happy smile which mournfully contrasted with his filthy and battered condition, when he at once became absolutely insensible, from which condition he did not recover till next morning, when he found himself partially in bed, quite undressed, with the exception of his breeches, boots, and spurs, which he had forgotten to remove, and which latter, along with his feet, he had deposited upon the pillow, allowing his head to slope gently downward towards the foot of the bed.

As soon as Mr. Toole had ascertained where he was, and begun to recollect how he came there, he removed his legs from the pillow, and softly slid upon the floor. His first solicitude was for his clothes, the spattered and villainous condition of which appalled him; his next was to endeavour to remember whether or not his master had witnessed his weakness. Absorbed in this severe effort of memory, he sat upon the bedside, gazing upon the floor, and scratching his head, when the door opened, and his friend the groom entered the chamber.