2 Negotiating With A God (1/2)
”f.u.c.k”
Abalon is alarmed ... and with good reason ... since he had fulfilled all the requirements…
At the same time with less than 100,000 points he had achieved an almost perfect immortal body, the ability to give life and deny reality, the ability to overwrite reality and stop time, the ability to destroy the universe, the ability to make a Infinite damage and teleporting in an endless number of parallel dimensions and giving he another form of immortality... Adding the physical capacity of all the stands and that bloodline…
[No no I can not allow this ...
If my superiors find out about this, my retirement is over
I have to somehow prevent this transaction from being carried out
d.a.m.n!
Who was the b.a.s.t.a.r.d who put an option like that?
In addition, how can a work of fiction in principle not so overpowered as JOJO… has such unlikely abilities?
Oh G.o.d ... if he take's all these skills for so little… they will deduce it from my salary...]
”Yes, you said it correctly, but you still have to roll the dice ... let's see what the result is” said Abalon, trying to keep calm.
”Oh right ... oh what a spec, please ... let it be a six” said our MC while holding the dice.
[Please take out a 1, I could manage a 2 ... a three would f.u.c.k me too ... but if it's a four or higher ... goodbye retirement]
Our MC threw the dice to the air and the result was 6
Our MC for the euphoria ripped off the s.h.i.+rt and got down on his knees to scream with joy ”SIIIIIIII!!!”
Meanwhile Abalon internally cried blood [NOOOOOOO!!!]
…
”Sorry, but you cannot keep these skills!” Said Abalon quite nervous
”Why not? I have said everything perfectly ... Why this outrage?”Asked ou MC p.i.s.sed off.
[Quick Abalon, tell a lie ... fast]
”I am not allowed to leave someone in a reality with the power to destroy all realities at will ... and with these powers you would be able to do that and more ... not only would you be killed at the moment of reincarnation, but also me” Abalon said ... inventing everything
”Really?” Our MC said, completely disappointed, frustrated, scared ... and with serious doubts about the truthfulness of that official G.o.d's words.
”Seriously, it's for the good of both, choose another power please” said Abalon, who believed that he had already achieved his goal ... save his pension
”And what do you expect me to buy with a miserable 83973? You just screwed up the illusion of my life and cancelled a transaction ... give me more points as compensation.” Demanded our MC giving a punch on the table
”I'm sorry, but I cannot give extra points to anyone, it's against the rules” said Abalon, who was telling the truth.
Our MC, extremely furious, said ”Well, you know what? f.u.c.k, I don't care if I die or if you die, I'll keep the powers ... it's very likely that thanks to them I can survive the wrath of your superiors ... I could even threaten to restart a couple of universes ... or even I could negotiate”
[NOOOOO ... f.u.c.k ... NOOO ...
I have no other choice; I must negotiate with this son of a...
I will have to spend some of my savings]
”NO, do not do it, you do not know what they are capable of... If they are able to give you those powers they are also capable of taking them away (Lies)...
Look we can do one thing… I cannot give you points... but as compensation I can give you some similar bonuses... what do you say?” Abalon said, radically changing his tone of voice to a friendlier one.
Our MC, who seemed to have convinced him, said ”Mmmm ... I don't know ... what bonuses would you let me choose?”
[s.h.i.+t, I said bonuses and no bonus ... I'll have to play along if I want him not to ask unnecessary questions ... like for asking for the book of rules]
”Yes, bonuses, at first you said you wanted to choose the reality in which you are going to reincarnate ... that if I give you the option to reincarnate in the place you want and in the person you want?” Abalon said trying to please our MC.
”It seems fine, but ... even so it would still be impossible to buy anything useful and also as I read that option is a single bonus ... if only is a ”bonus”… What's the meaning of the word ”bonuses”” Said our MC trying to negotiate a better reward
[f.u.c.k…. It's a hard nut to crack...
At least it seems that he has rejected the possibility of taking those skills]
”What do you think if I give you a discount option of several multipliers? With that you will be able to buy something useful” Abalon said with cold sweat on his forehead... praying to himself that this would not go very expensive.
”Mmm, it seems good to me, what if we multiply the base of that discount by my dice result? We can multiply it by six. I think it's fair... right?” Our MC said inquisitively.
”This... I think we should...” Abalon said trying to change his mind to our MC ... but he was interrupted
”If you are not happy I prefer to risk OUR lives, I'm sorry, I'll die but you too ... choose” Said our Mc, playing his last card
[f.u.c.k ... this is going to cost me dearly
However, at this point it does not matter ... it's better than nothing]
”It's okay ... I give you an hour to think about it” Abalon said, trying to hide how nervous he was
[I have to put an end to this quickly ... I cannot allow him to stay longer in case he changes his mind ... or my bosses find out what I'm doing]
”One question ... Can I reincarnate in whomever I want in any fictional reality?” Asked our MC
”That's right, but there are limitations ... in the case of reincarnating in a fantasy universe, you can only choose a person who was born in the same year that the protagonist was born or later... Supposing that you choose the Naruto universe, for example you cannot reincarnate neither in Madara Uchiha or Hagoromo... but you can reincarnate as Naruto or as Sasuke... to give an example” Reported Abalon to our MC.