24 Making The Preparations (1/2)
”If you don't know Namek? Where did you use the Dragon Ball?” Asked North Kai, since the Dragon Ball is an object that only the Namekians can create, and there are only Namekians in Namek.
”From the Earth” Broly replied
”From the Earth?” North Kai asked
”Yes, the current Kami of Earth created them, they are a bit limited, but the results are pretty decent” Said Broly, directing the conversation to where he wanted.
North Kai was surprised by the declaration of Broly, but soon understood what happened ”By chance the Kami of the Earth is green and has antennae”
”Yeah, he's also a little wrinkled and lately with some fart problems” Said Broly trying to hold his laugh.
”Then your Kami is a native inhabitant of Namek, and not a normal one ... very few are able to create Dragon b.a.l.l.s” North Kai said surprised.
North Kai explained about the Namekians ... seeing that Broly showed interest in them, North Kai explained everything he knew, including the coordinates of the planet Namek.
”Well, I go back to earth to talk with Kami, my intuition tells me that he doesn't know about his origins
Take, enjoy your new car.
We'll see each other again” Said Broly, tossing the keys to North Kai and then disappearing.
North Kai was relieved by Broly's disappearance and extremely cheerful as he observed the key in his hand, headed dancing to his new car.
”Ohhh! That child is a real b.a.s.t.a.r.d... but he is very generous hehehe.
It's the best gift I have ever received” North Kai said as he entered the beautiful and comfortable interior of his luxurious convertible car.
Nervously he sat in the driver's chair to drive him for the first time, and once he sat down…
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A loud bang of fart exploded from the chair where the poor North Kai was sitting... so powerful was the sound that North Kai shot out of the car, dropping to the ground 5 meters ahead.
When North Kai regained consciousness, he looked forward and saw a note that was 5 centimeters in front of him.
”h.e.l.lo, North Kai.
I forgot to mention that there was a small fart cus.h.i.+on inside the chair.
Don't forget to remove it before mounting, or something dangerous could happen.
Fondly…
Broly”
North Kai was red due to rage.
He understood perfectly that Broly's b.a.s.t.a.r.d had placed precisely this note in this position, since he calculated that it would be here where North Kai would land after sitting down.
He had teased him again.
”BROLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!” North Kai shouted to the sky ... in the direction of the earth
…
[HAHAHAHA!! I know I'm repeating myself with this joke, but...
Never underestimate a cla.s.sic ... the extreme fart has always been a humorous element in all cultures.
The fart unites us as living beings]
Why was Broly doing this (besides having fun)?
He already knew the direction of Planet Namek, he didn't need to come to see North Kai for this.
However, he needed someone to give him that official information ...
There were people like Wiss who could investigate the past, it would be very suspicious if he knew so many things ... even with the wish of the Dragon b.a.l.l.s.
Besides, he also needed a contact in the other world for future operations ... and who better than the recognized North Kai who had helped the Z Warriors so much?
[Well ... It's time to continue with my plan ”Get the power”
Let's see how our dear Kami is, surely he is dying to see me]
…
Temple of Kami
Kami was on the outskirts of Kami's Temple, sitting in the robotic chair that Broly had given him ... chair from which Mr Popo had already removed the bag of farts ...
”This place is so peaceful…especially since Broly is gone ... I missed times like these” Said Kami Sama, with a face that showed an indescribable happiness and tranquility.
But suddenly…
Broly appeared in front of him, only an inch from his face ”Hi Kami, I have interesting news for you!”
”AAAAHHHHHHH!” Kami shouted in fright, falling backwards from the chair.
[OH NO! HE'S BACK!]
”Hi Kami, h.e.l.lo Popo, sorry to come without warning, but I have fresh news about Kami's origin
And I don't know if you know” Said Broly, raising Kami with telekinesis.
Kami and Mr Popo, had enough reasons to recriminate and criticize Broly... his farewell had left them with several surprises, but...
They were too intrigued by what he had to say to them to change the subject, since Kami had lost his childhood memories of a blow to the head (the original Goku).
Broly explained what North Kai had told him about Namek, its inhabitants and the cataclysm that the planet suffered... Mr Popo and Kami were surprised by the news, but not too much since everything
What Broly said fit perfectly with Kami and his past.
It was evident that he was telling the truth.
”In short, the G.o.d of the planet Earth is an alien...
What would the nationalist Earthlings think if they knew?” Broly said trying to bring a comical vision to the tense situation.
”Yes, it seems pretty funny” Said Kami, who was surprised by his past, and by knowing that he still had family in another world.
”What do you say Kami, are you coming to visit your world with me?” Broly asked casually.
Kami, suspicious of Broly's intentions, asked ”Why are you so interested in going to the planet Namek ... and why do you want me to accompany you? I find it very curious”
Broly, pretending to be offended by Kami's words ”Kami, you offended me…
Do you think I'm a person who only does things if they benefit him?
That I am some kind of evil being who has ulterior motives in everything he does?”
Kami stared at him ... he didn't say anything, but his silence said more than any word.
Broly had to confess ”Ok... it's okay, I confess...
The truth is that I would like to use the Dragon Ball of Namek for a little thing ... that apparently yours cannot do ...
I thought that if I went with you, to speak well of me, the person who has managed to reunite you with your family...
I wouldn't have many obstacles...”
Kami somewhat calmer to know Broly's intentions said ”I would love to accompany you, but ...
I'm afraid I cannot accompany you.