51 Broly, The Negotiator (1/2)
”s.p.a.ce adventure? Where?” Asked Tights, which was very excited by the idea of leaving Planet Earth to get inspiration for her novel.
”To a very distant, surprising, exciting place ... and maybe very dangerous too… Many have died…” Broly said in a scary and way ”Do you like the idea?” Asked enthusiastically trying to make his plan seem desirable.
Tights excited by the idea of a thrilling adventure ... but intimidated by the supposed dangers that this adventure could suppose… thought for a moment
”Mmmm ... sounds interesting ... I think I'll accept” Tignts said accepting Broly's proposal, mainly because she remembered the spectacular s.h.i.+p in which he arrived the first time to the Earth… From that day, she was eager to see how the insides of the s.p.a.cecraft were ... and travel in it too, of course
Jaco, listened the conversation and worried about the safety of her friend who could die either in that adventure or at the hands of that strange Saiyan they had only seen once ... but more concerned about his tranquillity and survival…
”Well ... if you already have a driver, I'm leaving ... have a great time ... unlike the rich girls and the barbarian's saiyans I have a lot of work.
The universe depends on me
See you la...” Jaco said as he tried to put a foot in his small s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p to flee from that situation.
”Eh ... don't run away, you also come with us Jaco” Said Broly, who teleported behind Jaco with an extremely terrifying face and a malicious smile full of bad intentions.
”AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” Screamed Jaco, who was triply scared… By the way that the huge, muscular and wild Broly appeared behind him instantly, by the terrible face he was putting and mostly by what he said
”Ehhh?!
Why should I go too?!
Since when have I agreed to go with you?!” Said Jaco moving away from Broly as much as he could
”Why? Is it not obvious?
It's because we're friends ... and friends should go on adventures together and support each other” Said Broly as if he were some kind saint who would never do anything wrong and does everything for the sake of others.
”Friends?! You and me?
JA!
Since when I, a Super Elite of the Galactic Patrol and an evil saiyan like you are friends?
Besides, I don't believe in nothing you are saying, surely you have a malevolent plan in mind in which you want to use me ... and I don't want to be part of this ...
Goodbye” He said one more time as he tried to enter the control cabin of his s.h.i.+p, but ... for some reason he could not enter... it was as if something or someone had put a force field.
[Oh no…]
Jaco was aware who was the culprit and understood that Broly wouldn't surrender easily ... for some reason he wanted him to go to that supposed ”Adventure”… with cold sweat looked at the huge Broly and asked ”What are you planning? Why do you insist so much on me going with you?”
”Come on Jaco! Why are you so distrustful and negative?
Come with us… will be funny” Tights said trying to convince Jaco to come with her.
”I refuse! I have a lot of work and I don't trust him!
For his fault they ridiculed me and I don't want it to happen again...
Tell him to release my s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p!” Said Jaco to Tights pointing to his s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p protected by an invisible barrier
”So hard to believe is that I enjoy your company?” Said Broly with a very serious and victimizing face... but trying to endure the urge to laugh.
”Yes!” Jacon said without even thinking twice
”You are a very malpensive and negative person” Said Tights quite disappointed by the att.i.tude of his extrterrestrial friend
”And a racist besides...
Of course, since I am a Saiyan he doesn't want to come...
Jaco and his prejudices
Today anyone can be hired as a galactic patrolman” Said Broly following the conversation of Tights, trying to provoke Jaco.
”I don't care what you say, I will not fall for your provocations or emotional blackmail” Jaco said without being provoked by the words of Broly, hitting the barrier that was around his s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p
”It's a shame, but you only have three options:
1. Come by the good
2. Come by the bad
3. Come by the Broly style” Broly said pointing with his fingers at the possible options that Jaco had.
”In the Broly style? What is it?”Jaco asked, fearing the worst
”By the bad, but much faster and with sequels” Said Broly making noise with the knuckles in an intimidating way
Jaco, was intimidated by Broly's words but he tryied to maintain his stoic att.i.tude because he thought Broly was bluffing
”I have a lot of work ... I cannot afford to waste my time with two small childrens...
Let me go to my s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p!” Jaco shouted, since he didn't think that Saiyan was going to do something wild with Tights on his side
Tights was about to reproach him for calling her ”small children” with a kick in the crotch ... but at that moment Broly intervened with something much worse.
”A lot of work?
If I'm not wrong at this time when it's your turn to patrol you simply put your s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p in automatic mode while you sleep ... to pretend that you're doing something.
Then at lunchtime you go to a paradisiacal beach and use your galactic patrol uniform to demand discounts and free products ... and then you go back to sleep until you come home.
On the few occasions when you receive an alert… and you are awake… to catch a criminal near your position you only have a capture success of 6% ... almost always escaping by monumental negligence's