Part 10 (2/2)

The Coo-ee Reciter Various 43720K 2022-07-22

Then I flew into a pa.s.sion, I danced and howled and swore; I pelted and belaboured him Till I was stiff and sore; He got as mad as I did-- But he sat there as before.

And then I begged him on my knees-- I might be kneeling still, If so I hoped to move that ma.s.s Of obdurate ill-will-- As well invite the monument To vacate Bunker's Hill!

So I sat before him helpless, In an ecstasy of woe-- The mountain mists were rising fast, The sun was sinking slow-- When a sudden inspiration came, As sudden winds do blow.

I took my hat, I took my stick, My load I settled fair, I approached that awful incubus, With an absent-minded air-- And I walked directly through him, As if he wasn't there!

CHARLOTTE PERKINS STETSON.

_THE POOR AND THE RICH._

The rich man's son inherits lands, And piles of brick and stone and gold, And tender flesh that fears the cold, Nor dares to wear a garment old; A heritage, it seems to me, One would not care to hold in fee.

The rich man's son inherits cares.

The bank may break, the factory burn, Some breath may burst his bubble shares, And soft white hands would scarcely earn A living that would suit his turn; A heritage, it seems to me, One would not care to hold in fee.

What does the poor man's son inherit?

Stout muscles and a sinewy heart, A hardy frame, a hardier spirit, King of two hands he does his part In every useful toil and art; A heritage, it seems to me, A king might wish to hold in fee.

What does the poor man's son inherit?

Wishes o'erjoyed with humble things, A rank adjudged by toil-worn merit, Content that from enjoyment springs, A heart that in his labour sings; A heritage, it seems to me, A king might wish to hold in fee.

What does the poor man's son inherit?

A patience learned by being poor, Courage, if sorrow come, to bear it; A fellow feeling that is sure To make the outcast bless his door; A heritage, it seems to me, A king might wish to hold in fee.

Oh! rich man's son, there is a toil That with all others level stands; Large charity doth never soil, But only whitens, soft white hands; This is the best crop from thy lands; A heritage, it seems to me, Worth being rich to hold in fee.

Oh! poor man's son, scorn not thy state, There is worse weariness than thine-- In being merely rich and great; Work only makes the soul to s.h.i.+ne, And makes rest fragrant and benign A heritage, it seems to me, Worth being poor to hold in fee.

Both, heirs to some six feet of sod, Are equal in the earth at last-- Both, children of the same dear G.o.d.

Prove t.i.tle to your heirs.h.i.+p vast, By record of a well-filled past!

A heritage, it seems to me, Well worth a life to hold in fee.

JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL.

_THE ENGINEER'S STORY._

(_From the ”Denver Post.”_)

Well, yes, 'tis a hair-curlin' story-- I would it could not be recalled.

The terrible fright of that h.e.l.l-tinctured night Is the cause of my head bein' bald.

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