Vol 3 Chapter 3 (1/2)

Chapter 3: The Girls Around Me Are Wrong As Human Beings Like I Thought

1

“Choose: 1. Humanity history’s smallest 2. Fundos.h.i.+”

I fell into despair in the pool’s changing room.

When the choice first appeared, I did not know what it meant at all but, at the point I was about to change my swimsuit, it’s intention turned clear to me.

The normal trunks I prepared inside my bag suddenly vanished and 2 items that I have no memories about came up instead.

There’s a trunks type swimsuit with the words [Humanity history’s smallest] written on the crotch area and, a red fundos.h.i.+………i have to pick one?

And this time, number 3 did not exist. d.a.m.n it, what a useless way to do things. When will it appear if it doesn’t appear at times like-----

“Choose:

1. [Humanity history’s smallest]

2. Fundos.h.i.+

3. Don’t wear anything”

“Take that back now!”

I shouted through reflex and caused the people changing around me to look surprised.

“I-I am sorry…………”

While apologizing, I wore the trunks with the [Humanity history’s smallest]……….i want to go home.

While heading to the girls rendezvous point, all the people that pa.s.sed by me glanced at my crotch………………I would be taking photo immediately if it’s my crying face; what should I do.

After a few minutes I reached the front of the rendezvous map display board.

“Ama-chi, sorry for the wait!”

“Ooh………….”

I let out an exhale of admiration by reflex when I turned around and saw her. If I close my eyes from her words and actions; visually, Yuuouji would be a black long hair beauty from an orthodox school with extremely good style. She’s wearing a bikini-type with high exposure of her skin but, it’s the best match for her.

“Iyaaa, this outfit is so easy to move in”

Yuuouji laughed happily.

“That’s true, a swimsuit feels so good”

Chocolat with a chocolate colored swimsuit was right behind her.

“Kanade-san, how does it look”

While having breast surpa.s.sing Yuuouji’s, places that should be tucked in are tucked in perfectly. I thought this when she was wearing clothes but, even after always eating that much, her amazing style is just plain mystery.

“Aah, why not”

“Really?”

“Don’t cling onto me while looking like that!”

I pushed Chocolat who approached me while wiggling her tail.

“Onii-chan, look at me, look at me!”

Next was Yuragi wearing a colorful one-piece type swimsuit. It’s clear that there’s a difference of volume compared to the previous two but, this is in a way………not bad.

“Mufufu, Onii-chan how is it”

“Ho-how, about what?”

“Oh come on, stop playing a fool. There’s no way you wouldn’t feel happy after bringing 3 cutie girls here”

Leaving aside Yuragi’s supreme death sentence, its undeniable fact that the visual of these 3 girls are superior than average.

That’s clear by the fact that the guys that pa.s.sed by us just now were glaring in hatred at me. There were some of them that b.u.mped into their possible girlfriends because they were staring at the girls too much too.

It’s a three shot that I want to take with the water proof camera hanging down my neck but, in my current situation where I can’t think of another method other than my secret weapon, I restrained myself because I know that I don’t have the time to act merry.

“Ah-re, now that I think about it, what happened to Utage-sensei?”

“Oyo, I have been together since just now………”

I grouped up with Yuuouji and looked around.

“Ah, found her”

10 meters behind the map display board, she was talking with a plump and hairy guy.

“Haa……………haa………O-ojou-chan, did you separate from your mother?”

……….it’s a respectable person with a fetish, who blurted that out.

“…………Sorry to not meet your expectations but, I am already an adult”

Even Utage-sensei somewhat backed off from the guys excited look.

“A-an adult?”

“Aah, no get lost alre----“

“Wonderful!”

“Huh?”

“It seems that Ojou-chan is misunderstanding something, age isn’t important. There are insolent fools that call girls at approximately ○ yrs old and above grandmas but, they don’t know anything. The appearance; the appearance is the one and only foundational value! No, rather; having a gap from the appearance and actual age makes me excited!”

…………..this is bad, he’s quite high leveled.

“By the way, if you don’t mind, can ojou-chan tell me your aGofueee”

The Lolicon was crushed here.

“S-sensei, isn’t going for the stomach immediately is too much………”

“The h.e.l.l I know, it’s just too disgusting”

Rejected.

………….Oh well, he looks happily fainted anyway.

“Err, can I have your time? This person is feeling kind of sick so………..”

I guess I’ll call a staff to collect him.

“Th-that was a sudden disaster”

“Seriously”

The victim and opponent were at fault. It’s just suicide doing something to this person-----

“Choose:

1. Lift her body up and [There there Utage-chan, go high, go high]

2. Hug her body and [Waiii, Utage maama]”

…………so basically, you’re telling me to die?

No, I should be positive here. Sensei will probably understand that I done it because I can’t help it from the choice.

“I am sorry”

“Wha!?”

I lifted her body without letting her any say in.

“There there Utage-chan, go high, go high”

I finished it as fast as possible and timidly lowered her to the ground.

“E-err…………”

“…………Amakusa, you have it rough huh.

Utage-sensei made a full smile. I’m so glad…………..

“Th-that’s right, I knew that Utage would understand since you went through the same circ.u.mstances, Bafubes.h.i.+!”

I got slapped normally.

“I sympathize you but, this and that is a different problem”

“Uu……….”

Well, I should think that it’s much better than getting a one punch knock down at the stomach. But Utage-sensei, I knew this a long time ago but, now that I take a good look at her this close-----

“Hn?”

At that moment, a sudden impact attacked me.

“S-sensei”

“What?”

O-oi……….is this……..the 2nd choice that appeared a few days ago, the one where I would say the things I am thinking of………..

It was useless to suppress the impact with all my strength. No-no good, my mouth is moving on its own----

“Your breast is small huh!”

“Your excuse?”

“………….none”

“You know what you said right?”

…………your punch made my cheeks swollen after all.

Rather, there should be a limit on the time difference………..i completely forgot about this. Well, the choices 1. Having the normal f.a.gs explode and 3. To the end of the galaxy have a dangerous sense to it so, I guess it’s the light in the dark tunnel that I managed to end things off with a face changing punch…….nope not okay.

Utage-sensei opened her mouth unhappily, after waiting for me to be able to talk normally again.

“Amakusa. I’ll be lazing around alone so you take care of those brats”

“Eh, Sensei, you’re moving separately?”

“Yeah, adults have adult ways of playing. Rather, it’s just too much mixing with you all because of the difference from you and the 29 year old me …….what are you making me say you b.a.s.t.a.r.d!”

“You just blurt it out yourself!”

Instantly, Sensei’s palm slammed into my face.

“…………..if you ever tell anyone my age, I’ll strangle you to death”

“Y…….yes”

She’ll do it…..this person will really do it.

“I am different from a pervert like you, who is happy to expose your own embarra.s.sment”

“Don’t say weird stuff while looking at my crotch!”

Even though she knows that this is because of the choice, she’s just too s.a.d.i.s.tic to not ignore it.

“Well, work hard, Endless CherryHumanity history’s smallest”

“Why are you saying it like its a nickname!”

“Ah-re?”

When I got back to the map display board while patting my painful cheek, I could not find those 3 which was here just a while ago.

After looking around, it found a crowd of people forming at a place just further away. While getting a bad feeling, I headed to that spot.

“IyaaHoooo!”

Yuuouji was climbing a man-made palm tree which was set up as an artwork.

“Ah, Ama-chi, this place feels so good!”

Whether it’s that time when she hang down from the roof with the nylon string or today’s problem with the sakura tree, just why does this girl like to go up to high places………….

After I made a *Get down here* gesture, Yuuouji climbed down the tree casually.

“Ko-ra! Don’t go do something dangerous!”

I shouted at Yuuouji who was running to me.

“Ahaha, Ama-chi is like a dad”

“D-dad, why you………..”

It feels like she was implicitly calling me an old man so, it was a shock to me.

“Well forget it……..where’s the remaining two?”

“eerrr………Yuragi-chi is over there”

I looked over to the place where Yuuouji pointed.

While on her knees in front of him, she was patting a boy who looks like he’s in elementary 2nd or 3rd year. Normally, this scene would make anyone smile but……… I got closer to a point where I could hear their conversation.

“Hey hey you. Will you be my Onii-chan?”

“………..eh?”

“O-ni-i-chan………hey, you feel excited being called this right?”

“………..this onee-chan is kind of scary”

The kid is disgusted!

The kid then ran away.

“Uu……….”

Yuragi was staring at his back while restraining her mouth and groaning. Oh? Getting rejected by a kid is a shock even for her too?

“I-I got called O-onee-chan………I feel like puking”

Why is that the problem!

………..when i was hesitating if I should talk to her because I don’t want to be thought to be acquainted with her; Yuragi quickly recovered from her damage and went to her next target.

Uoo……….even though he’s wearing a women swimsuit, his face and body clearly belongs to a man so……..basically, it’s a tranny.

“Will you become my Onii……………….No, my Onee-chan?”

Hey there, don’t get hesitant there!

The tranny that got called out looked cautious. Well, it’s a normal response to give if someone suddenly says that to you.

“Eh……..W-why gozansuka? I, don’t have any money so it’s useless if you want to try to sell me something yansu!”

Your character is plain weird!

This Tranny person from Edo(?) ran away secretively.

“Haaa…….2 consecutive loses”

…………I judged that I could not ignore her anymore and called out to Yuragi who dropped her shoulders.

“Just what are you doing………”

“Ah, first Onii-chan”

“……….i have a retort for that but…….where did Chocolat go?”

“Chocolat Onee-chan is over there”

Chocolat was at the noticeably focused spot of people that Yuragi’s sights were directed to.

“Th-there’s many naked men”

The eyes of this rotten dog were glittering.

“There are endless possibilities if I join them-----“

“Chocolat……….”

I walked to her and talked to her with a disgusted tone.

“Ah, Kanade-san, come and take a look, which one of them is good?”

“None of them are!”

“I think Kanade-san’s ideals are too high. Just what are you not satisfied with the situation of having any pick you want?”

“The gender!”

………I’ll take this chance to ask her about a question that I have been thinking about.

“Hey Chocolat, you love me right?”

“Yes, I love you very much”

Just like usual, Chocolat immediately answered without any hesitation.

“No, then isn’t It weird that you are trying to get me together with another guy?”

Of course, I heavily know that Chocolat’s [Love] has no romantic meaning in it, but even with that, I just can’t understand why she’s compiling someone who she has affections for.

“My love for Kanade-san and my urge of wanting Kanade-san to enter h.o.m.oh.o.m.o-ness is at different dimensions. That’s why; this two will not be in conflict with each other and stands together”

“………..i don’t really get it but, I understand clearly that I the inside of your brain is incomprehensible”

Rather, what’s with the h.o.m.oh.o.m.o-ness……

“All you bloodthirsty males, theirs is a handsome guy here. Will you all come here and attack him”

“Will you stop!”

“Mogah”

I quickly covered Chocolat’s mouth to keep her quiet.

Kuh……..whether it’s Yuuouji or Yuragi, why are they causing all this problem the moment they just came here.

I have to give them a good warning here. I brought Chocolat to Yuragi and Yuuouji who I made to stand-by at the map display board.

“You girls……….sit over there”

The 3 of them listened to my instruction and quietly sat down while grasping their knees.

“Listen here, all of you are already in high-school so have some decency in your actions”

“Ahahaha, do it, he says. He really is like a dad”

“Owah Onii-san, you’re like an old man”

“I often receive this and Kande-san’s scolding is quite naggy”

*Bikiri*.

Th-these brats……I wanted to shout out with all my might but, they would probably take it as something interesting if I raised a loud voice. Calm down me. close your eyes for a moment and breathe, just breathe.

“Suuuuu……….Haaaaaaaaaa…………Ah-re?”

Even though it only took a small amount of time, the I opened my eyes the 3 of them had already disappeared.

“Oh---, the pool over there looks interesting”

“There’s the smell of a lot of Onii-chin coming from there”

“It looks like the place there is the food area”

“W-wait a second!”

All 3 of them ran to the directions they liked.

“Kuh………right after I said that”

My head started to hurt………but, what should I do? It’s impossible to catch all of them, there’s also the mission too so I have to prioritize Yuuouji and----

“Choose: 1. ※Press your crotch while [Guaaah! My right hand……my right hand itches!]

2. ※ Rub your crotch while [Guaaah! My right hand……my right hand itches!]”

………………….

“Guaaah! My right hand……Amy right hand itches!”

……No, of course I picked number 1.

While rationalizing who I directed that to in my mind, I was about to follow after Yuuouji before,

“Can I have a moment?”

“Eh?”

A male staff called out to me.

“Just now, you pressed your crotch down and said some weird stuff so……….can we have a small talk?”

…….now that I heard my actions from the view of the audience, it was completely those of a pervert.

“………..I am sorry, I actually have a famous sickness called Chuuni”

If I lose Yuuouji here then, I will lose a big chance. I don’t care if I am thought to be a medical patient so I ended it with one sentence.

“No, I know that you have a sickness already………”

He’s misunderstanding something!?

Kuh…………the word Chuuni does not work on a commoner with any basics on Otaku view.

At that moment, the guy looked at my crotch while saying this.

“Rather, shouldn’t it be called a small size 2 instead of middle 2………..”

“Just what are you talking about!?”

“d.a.m.n it………….”

Before he released me, it took me quite some time to explain to the guy about the concept of Chuuni(It was really hard) and to make him understand that I was not grieving over the small size of my winnie until he understood. Of course, the 3 of them are nowhere to be seen.

“d.a.m.n it, why must it turn out this way…….”

I scratched my hair while running towards Yuuouji’s direction.

(A-Amakusa-kun looks like he’s enjoying this……..)

Within a group of people, a girl was looking at the back of Amakusa Kanade running off with a tired manner.

Her name is Yukihira Furano.

(I don’t know how to talk to him since it’s too late……….uuu, what should I do)

She was regretting. About the fact that she refused his invitation to go to the pool together.

(Because……because……….)

She pulled her chin and looked at her chest.

(Why does Chocolat-chan and Ouka-chan have such big breast………)

Seeing them who have the appearance comparable to models in reality, her confidence which was close to nothing has been completely shattered.

(Boys really do like girls who are bigger huh…………)

She once again looked at her own breast and sighed. The two small lumps she’s been with for many years have already stopped growing around 1 year ago.

(Ah, I am going to lose him)

Furano quickly ran after Kanade.

“Haa………..Haa………..those girls; doing whatever they like”

No matter how much I run around, I could not find Yuuouji anyway.

But, this pool is seriously huge. The catchphrase that this is the country’s biggest water amus.e.m.e.nt park is not a joke.

I placed my hands on my waist and was breathing heavily. No good, I don’t I can find her if I run around places mindlessly. Is there a better way----------

“Looks tough huh~”

“Seriously…….Hnn?”

I turned around in reflex when that voice suddenly called out from behind but, this special speaking style; no way…………..

“h.e.l.lo, Amakusa-kun~”

………my bad feelings. .h.i.t the money.

President Kokubyakuin was at my view when I turned behind and lifted my face.

“P-president, why are you at a place like………..”

She’s wearing a swimsuit naturally. Her body which is extremely balanced was glowing divinely. Her hair which is known to be as long as her height was wet and looked silkier than usual.

“Fufufu, I coincidentally came here to play~”

“Coincidentally huh………ah-re?”

She wasn’t the only familiar face.

“Oh my, the body of the poor garbage bug looks poor too huh”

“Amakusa-kun, h.e.l.lo”

2 familiar people were behind the president.

Reikadou Ayame and Yawakaze Konagi. The girls are in the 5th and 2nd in the popular ranking; in contrast to the high-handed queen Reikadou, Yawakaze looks timid and moderate. Both of their personalities are completely opposite. Well, that might be the reason why their popularity won’t clash and both of them get to enter the ranking.

“Why are the 3 of you here?”

“We might have lost the compet.i.tion but, I invited them to have a good job done trip”

The president placed his hands on her own cheeks and smiled.

Now that I think about it, she said that she wanted to hand a certain something to the two of them at the corridor last time; so it was the ticket for here huh.

“Well, both of us personally did not lose though. Am I right, Yawakaze-san?”

“Ahaha……that’s true”

Just where does Reikadou gets that confidence from. In spite that she was about to cry when the fact that her breast was a fake filled with silicon was about to be exposed when she competed with Yukihira…………….

However………….i gulped when I saw Reikadou’s swimsuit. What’s going on here? There’s almost no cloth………….

I was completely staring at her but, maybe she was used to this because, Reikadou did not faze at all.

In contrast to her, Yawakaze’s swimsuit reflects her personality and has low exposure…………but, there’s should be a limit of not caring about skin ratio in front of this cuteness! Yawakaze is wearing a swimsuit, that itself holds great meaning.

“Err………Amakusa-kun……….it’s embarra.s.sing…….if you keep looking at me”

“Yes!”

This is bad, my character somewhat changed in front of Yawakaze’s angelic way.

“So-sorry”

Yawakaze’s face turned red and looked down.

“Yawakaze-san, be more proud. All of the garbage guys in the world that comes to the pool have nothing to do other than staring at girls in swimsuits so; you have to be ready to be looked at”

………….the way she says that is like that but, I think her comment isn’t wrong, yes.

“By the way Amakusa-kun, why are you alone~?”

The president cut in with a carefree att.i.tude.

“No, actually-----“

I explained to her that the girls scattered around as they liked.

“Oh my my~ now that’s a problem~”

The president doesn’t look troubled at all.

“The chances of a problem occurring if we leave those 3 people alone is high~”

Well, they were already climbing trees, saying perverted stuff to children, and making guys to attack me…………..

“Uuun, as a member of the student council, I cannot leave anything that might hurt the name of Seikou academy~. Amakusa-san, do you roughly know where the 3 of them went~?”

“Ah, yes”

After looking at the map display board near the entrance, Yuragi should have gone north east, Chocolat almost right at north while Yuuouji is at North West. I briefly told that to the president.

“I see~. There are 3 search targets. Oh my, we also have 3 people here. Yawakaze-san, Reikadou-san. I am sorry for this but can you help us~?”

The president suddenly asked the 2 members of the popular ranking to help.

“Ah, yes, of course”

“Well, I am someone that gets to play without paying anyway and if the person that asked me is none other than the student council president then I can’t refuse”

Both of them easily consented but…………this proposal feels kind of weird. She talked about hurting the name of Seikou academy but, the way she put it sounds too clear that it doesn’t give a sense of reality at all.

“Then let me go to where Ouka-chan went”

“I will go look at what Chocolat is doing~”

“Which means mine will be the pink hair 1st year”

When I was at the side worrying, their respective roles were decided in no time.

Well, now isn’t the time for me to be trying to confirm the president’s real intent and no matter what combination is made, my target has already been fixed. Thinking of my mission, I should head straight to Yuuouji-----

“Ah, by the way Kanade-san, please follow either Reikadou-san or me~”

The president interrupted with a carefree manner.

“Huh? No, I need to go to Yuuouji-----“

“Nope~”

“W-what nope………….”

“Going that immediately, won’t make things interesting”

President, who said the latter sentence in a strong tone, placed her index finger on her mouth and smiled.

“The best is best saved for last~”

…………what’s going on? Even though she helped (Tentatively) me at the end of the compet.i.tion, she’s now acting to obstruct today’s mission……………..just what is this person doing.

“Yes, then Yawakaze-san you should head there soon~”

“Ah, okay, then I’ll be looking for Ouka-chan”

Having urged by the president, Yawakaze turned her back at us and started jogging away.

I want to follow if possible but………….

“Have a safe trip~~”

There was an odd pressure emitted out from the president’s back when she was waving her hands to Yawakaze and that made me unable to walk a step forward.

With a smile, the president looked back at me.

“Amakusa-san, do you know the meaning of slow and steady wins the race~? It’s true that the main this time is Yuuouji-san but, I think you won’t lose out if you be friendlier with other girls as a result you know~”

What? What is the president saying?”

“With that said, please choose Amakusa-san. Find Yuragi-san with Reikadou-san or find Chocolat with me-----“

“To Yuragi”

I immediately replied before she finished. I flat out refuse having a one on one with the president. “Oh my, I got dumped. I feel so sad~”

The president said that line without even an ounce of seriousness.

“With that said, I will be with Reikadou looking for Yuragi”

Reikadou talked with a boring expression.

“Fuun, do what you like but don’t drag me down”

Those lines were arrogant as usual. Honestly, I am bad with Reikadou if I had to pick but, this is much better compared with being with the president.

“Ah, yes yes, Amakusa-san, there is something I will tell you”

When I was about to go with Reikadou, the president called out to me so I turned back.

“Bad things will happen if you cheat you know”

“uh!?”

The eyes the president showed for a moment there when she opened her eyes had a light similar toa raptor preying upon its prey which I saw some time ago.

“Remember to calm Hakoniwa-san if she is causing a problem okay~”

“………….understood”

While wiping off the cold sweat flowing out from me, I went away from the spot.

2

It was bouncing.

The lump known as b.r.e.a.s.t.s were bouncing beside me.

“it’s annoying so stop giving side glances here you pervert”

Uu………I got noticed.

“Sorry, I just………”