Vol 1 Chapter 4 (1/2)
[BOKUshi+NU V1] CUT 4 – TODAY, I HAVE A DATE HONESTLY, I’M FEELING TENSE
It’s been a ether with Hikari Yumesaki
I, gradually used to living with her, is able to live a steady life without any troubles…NOT! I understand that at least, okay?
“What in the world a…”
It’s the Sunday in the latter half of May
But right now, I’m involved in volunteer work to clean up the area
“Well~, it’s an unexpected i to take part in such activities! You’re a nice chap even though you have such a scary face~!”
The oldsuch words tome
“Hey, old man! Don’t throw rubbish around like that!”
“Eekk! So-sorry!”
Not too far away fro of delinquents with all kinds of dyed hair, dressed in ju the trash in the drain They’re the delinquents led by thatat one of thepassers-by, but well, whatever
“Why did it end up like that?”
I let out a grumble, but I do understand how it all ended up like this
Hikari Yumesaki
It seeet frowned upon by our neighbors, and has been going around, doing volunteer work on the streets Because of that, radually whittled down It’s not like she’s doing any bad thing this tiru
“Mr Sakamoto! The trash here has been cleaned!”
“Oh, gotcha Go help the old grannies over there”
“Roger that!”
The roup down there
For so my lackey, and whenever we meet, “Good job there!” he would yell to me I’m not a member of the yakuza, I tell you!
On a side note, I once tried to ask what he intended to do after harassing the girls, and then he answered, “I’ll put the two shot with the girl as a screen saver, and enjoy myself all the way!” well, that was quite a ish I want ①, ① , I tell ya
Right now, the rannies, coht and lift my head to look at the sky The sky is clear, with no cloud to be seen, but I let out a sigh
The reason? Of course, it’s all her
Hikari Yumesaki
I thought she would cal and increasing in scale, and her actions the past few days has completely wrecked my reputation
The winning contributions sexy Drea stronger It’s likely that she’s been training
And as for other aspects, irl addresses recorded insoes every day
For example,
“Let’s go buy some clothes”
“Let’s go for karaoke!” There were all sorts of such es
I checked through my sent mail
“I want to have a duet with Mii! Kiss☆”
And I found such a vexing e Now this is really scary Anyone will be scared and run away if they’re to receive such adelinquent
Also, she’s been dolling up oing way too perfect dealing withpackage once, and found that it was the bolster of an aniht it out brazenly to sundry, causing s that caused e to crash
Ah, on a side note, that whiteboard puzzle of hers is still going at a snail’s pace, but it’s at least proceeding in the right direction Right now, the words written on that puzzle are,
“I do feel embarrassed if it’s panties, but not if it’s swimsuits!”
What in the word is that girl thinking?
Also, it seems the number of male friends has increased
“When discussing about erotic topics with guys, what sort of character am I supposed to be?”
Anyway, I wrote down, “Try being a uy”
“But are you stillsuch erotic anime?”
And this came out of nowhere It’s a failure on my part to let her know of that anime folder’s existence
–And so, es over the days
“Hikari Yumesaki?”
My irl I have neverface, and because of this I can only shake my head hard to let it disappear Don’t think about it! I don’t care how she looks! We can never meet anyway
I mutter quietly to s, stuffing the garbage fiercely into the bag
“Kasumi is so cute!! Very very super very!”
And on that day, such words ritten
“You’ve beenKasumi a lot recently”
The hter by thein the notebook
My classmate Kasumi
It see recently
It’s one that that we end up sitting side by side together and end up chatting with each other es more often I don’t know if she has any anie nuuins or hairl On a side note, my sent mail contains shi+t and caterpillar pictures, and I really wonder, are you an eleirls Learn some common decency, you!
And also, Kasu ourus warm stares
“I wanna eat you–ah, no, the bento you make~!”
And there seemed to be a moment when Hikari Yumesaki blurted out such nonsense I can be sued for sexual harass to do with you!
And thanks to that, the other guys inout? Are you going out with Kasuative stares that whittle down my HP everyday
“You really like her, huh?”
And today’s notebook topic is basically about Kasu
“A petite body’s cute!”
“Kasumi’s two side ups look so moe–!”
“Gym clothes + Marathon + Girl sweet + breasts = Attack of the large breasts!”
“So soft! I found them really soft after she let me rub them”
“I so wanna push her down!”
Huh…
“……………………………………………Eh?”
Let me…rub…?
…
“HUUUUUUHHHH!!?”
Wait! Wait a sec!
What did you just say!? Le-le-let me rub!?
“That idiot! What did she do!?”
My groggy mind was instantly sober
That du!
And in my panic, I continue to read,
“That’s just a joke, heh During the mixed volleyball match, when the ball was spiked down at her, her breasts just swooshed like the wind! It’s interesting, so I tried hitting her a few times! She seems somewhat embarrassed, but not completely (Eyes sparkles)”
No, that’s bad enough already! Be careful next time!
And below it, she writes,
“Kasue, and her legs were all silky now”
“What’s with the ‘were’!!? Why the past tense!?”
Hikari Yumesaki probably expected ives me an explanation in the notebook
“Guhehehe Letto the pretty and innocent you, Saka harassed, and she has a sexual desire much more than an ordinary person Everyone has their own needs, so you don’t have to worry about being sued!”
“Enough already, you idiot…”
My eyes continue to wade through the the diary,
“And you’re like the character of a light novel I really like, Sakamoto That’s why there’s definitely no problem here!”
“What has that got to do with this?”
What sort of expression ao to school?
I can hear the chirpings of the sparrows from the , and it sounds like the BGM of a trip to hell
Ahh, I don’t feel like going to school
“Go nohen nobody’s around”
“B-but, but if I get rejected…”
“It’s fine! Sue!”
The hypnotis the warm season was over, and it’s now after school
Not interested in partaking in any club activities, I intend to head hoht noever, there’s a tre my footsteps
The reason for that is the girls not too far away from me
“Hey, Kasu home, you know?”
“It’s alright!”
“Fight!”
There has been a recent trend of light novel and irls, and are extremely popular for some reason Unfortunately, this despicable Sakamoto has a sensitive personality and ears like omen have, and I’m in a dileo home now, or do I stay? if you want to co at the less chainout and putting in the textbooks, but I’m soon at my limit here It’s hard to pretend not to hear it
“Alright, just go now!”
“Aah!”
I glance at the girls from the corner of my eyes, and it seems they decided to push her
And the petite girl as pushed out stumbles towards me
Her eyes are bouncing around quickly like a juht beetroot
“Hm? What’s the matter?”
Anyway, let’s just talk to her
“Ah, er home now?”
“Y-yeah”
“Th-then, can, we go hoether…?”
“Ah, sure…”
What’s with this e conversation?
After finishi+ng this sweet, sour template of a conversation, we quickly leave the classroohts We then endure the curious stares of those behind us as alk to the shoe cabinet “Sorry…” Kasuizes to me, and she looks exceptionally adorable
Now I think I’irl
And now, having left school, we’re resting in the park
Kasuiving ht cups of ice cream from the shop, seated at the bench
The sunset’s warm, but the breeze was cold
And the ice crea now
It’s a wrong choice to buy ice crea now Anyway, is this situation right now a date? Hey dog, tell me
“An-and then,sister, well…”
Kasu her best to talk to me, but she stammers a lot because she’s very tense, and I can’t hear half of what’s she’s saying I already have the fatal flaw of not being able to communicate ith others, but what do I do in such a situation?
“I-in such a situation, ah…choose”
A cute sneezing sound reaches my ear
Speaking of sneeze, there was once when I had a band-aid on ht
“I sneezed too hard and hurt myself”
And then, that was her reply to me
Goodness gracious Even if you’re an oldyourself that hard
“…”
In such a moment, a man has to put a jacket on her after all
I try my best to reach and unhook my jacket buttons, but I can’t do it because my hands’ all frozen damn it
“Ah…”
It would be great if Kasu to remove my jacket Unfortunately for me, it seems she did
I was extreht noith Kasu much more hasty than before, unable to re I wanna die! Soether, and this is a classic example It’ll be better if one side is a little diards to this, but why is it that both sides are so sensitive?
“Wear this now”
After 2 minutes of intense battle (with both of us silent!) I at least e to remove my jacket and put it on Kasumi’s shoulders
“Th-thank you…”
She shyly look at me for an instance, and thanked me Looks like my hard work has paid off
However,
“Hachoo!”
I’m cold!
I’ a T-shi+rt!
And when I look closely at n of ‘Udon Alien’ (TN: original is うどん星人, based on the Vocaloid song, Udon Udon Galaxy, I think) on ht such a thing, and I’ht now! What do I do now?
“…Eh?”
While I’ unexpected happened
“…Nnn…”
So onto my frozen body Of course, it’s not just anyone, it’s Kasumi
To be honest, a girl of her size won’t cause much effect at all, but in other sense, I feel a lot warmer in other areas Or rather, hot!
“Thanks…”
It feels weird foras it’ll be aard if I don’t do that
Not good This girl’s fragrance is very nice…
“Saka your body?”
“Well, s-sorta”
“I see…”
And then, both of us end up in quite the aard silence
This isn’t good My heartbeat’s beco to die?
“I-I always misunderstood you, Sakamoto”
“Hm?”
The girl places her head at my chest and she continues to whisper,
“I always thought you were cool, scary, and well, that you’re not a good person”
“Hm, ahh…”
Well, whatever
I’rated with the class, but I was once a delinquent completely ostracized by others It’s to be expected that Kasuhts, and she’s definitely scared of uess
“But that’s not the truth You’re actually a strong-willed, reliable, courageous person, Saka, and soh you may be a bit of a pervert, I don’t mind, and…”
She’s saying souess it’s better for her to stop If this keeps up, it’ll definitely evolve into crazy ras
“I didn’t know that you were such a wonderful person, Sakamoto…so, well…”
Kasu praises of what she thinks about me
Wonderful…huh?
“No, this isn’t really…Sakamoto?”
“Yeah I didn’t know I’m like this”
This me, at least
I’m ostracized by the class, didn’t have any friends, and was seen as a troublehbors
I never once thought before this that I, ever the lonely person, would be able to become a hero
“That person’s really a”
“Sakamoto?”
Kasu an uneasy look, and this cause me to recover
Ah shucks, I’s
“Ah, s-sorry It’s nothing”
“I-is that so?”
And after that, we continue to chat away in such a silly o home
When I’, “Always…” and I tilta worried look “Bye bye…” Kasumi then shows a disappointed look as she says this, and heads home
What’s with that? The last ‘give and take…’ whatever she said at the end really has me curious
“It’s a need to train for fashi+on! Leader!”
“Yes”
Two days later A day breezed by without a hitch
Hikari Yus on the notebook with her usual agitated attitude and arrogant tone
“You dare say such a thing buying that kind of T-shi+rt?”
To be honest, this person’s sense of beauty is not to be trusted at all
I look at the little ite in nuret, I find that her tastes are far different from mine
It’s the same when she said she wanted to buy an indoor plant; she hesitated, wondering if she’s going to buy a Cactus or a Cassava, and for so Parsley I really can’t wrap my head around this What? To eat it? That you can eat it once it grows? I really hate parsley though
And I continue to write down refusing words as I thinking, and two days later, I end up seeing an unexpected reply,
“No way! Girls won’t bother with you if you don’t dress yourself up, you know? You’re handsome here, have confidence!”
“…”
Eh, really?
It feels like I’ too much into her words
No, I’ too much into it
What she wrote next was, “you’re ranked second to ards to those who cause hearts to flutter, Saka that makes me ticklish?
I look over at the sofa, and there’s a suit she prepared
Left at the top of the, “I’ve come up with a plan to make you handsome, Sakamoto! If you follow it, you’ll definitely becoht your little sister’s clothing too, so make her wear it!” On a closer look, I found a Western dress placed next to it
“Well, since she bought it…”
I do feel cheated here, but since she specially bought it for both of us, I don’t think it’s a good thing not to wear it, so I decided to put it on anyway These are summer clothes
“Huh? Not too shabby, isn’t it?’
Unlike what I expected, I don’t findtoo bad when I look at myself in theas long as I want to Also, Hikari Yumesaki, why did you buy that kind of shi+rt when you have such sense?
“Hehe, feeling all better now”
I’etup, I just feel so I try to pose around like a ! Haha, you really can be a model there, Akitsuki Sakamoto!
“Oh yeah, Yukiko also has one”
Recalling this, I pick up the dress meant for my sister, and dart out of the room, fleet-footedly
That brat’s not too bad herself, and if she’s to doll up a little, she’ll definitely look cuter It’ll be refreshi+ng to seerather cute
“Hey, Yukiko! You got time?”
Maybe I’ too excited here
“Nnn…uuu…ahhnn…”
“I’ in……huh? what?”
And because of that, I was completely careless
“More……don’t…”
“…What’s with those sounds?”
I prickthe voices from my sister’s room
“Mmm…over there…don’t……ahhh…”
“Are youa call? Whatever”
And as I just said, I was completely careless
I left these warning sounds on deaf ears, place my hand on the doorknob without hesitation, and opened the door
And then, I saw it
Yes–
My little sister’s lying on the bed, half-naked while her face’s flushed red, drooling for so look while skyping–!
“Again, how many tiets violated by the male childhood friend! It’s an important scene, and the illustration has to be well done here!”
My little sister, now lying in front of the corily,
“That’s not it I need h! I want to be ht novel is based on such an ideal! Why don’t you understand!?”
And then, my sister continues on in such a state,
“Seriously, your lack of coive you a proper dee 72, there! This is the most important scene! This is the scene where it has to be more like this, Akihoshi+’s clothes are torn off, the ar, ahhhnnn ‘ while being forcefully kissed by the childhood friend and ehtly–WOOOOAAHHHHH!? B-brother!? When did you enter!?”
“S-sorry…for interrupting you…”
Now that my sister has noticed me, I inadvertently hold onto the new dress as I take a step back
“Wait, brother! You’re mistaken! Hey wait!”
“No, it’s fine! I don’t knohat’s going on, but it’s fine!”
“Wh-what are you saying!? That’s not it–”
“Anyway, sorry!”
“Bro–”
–BAM!
Without hearing any of her explanation, I close the door, and return back toon normal clothes
I guess height issmartly
And so, I waited till 2 days later, seeing aa weirdhappen?” and so, I hurriedly fish out e,
“That’s not the case! The illustrator’s comprehension is too weak, so I had to use skype to explain! That guy’s an idiot either way! I’h on my own! Don’t be mistaken!”
Like hell I know
And so I put on h school uniform nonchalantly Hm, school uniforms are the best after all No flaws at all
And then, this happened on a different day
“It wasn’t like this yesterday! Erm, I was requested by my older sister! I don’t have any interests in that sort of thing!”
Thethis frantically to me
Yesterday again?
“Eh, ah…(did so happen) well, it’s fine either way, no? I don’t really care”
It feels like I’ve been starting to get confused recently
“I-it’s good that you understand…hm…please don’t look forward to it…”
Kasu furiously, but looks like she’s relieved now
However, it seeain as she lowers her head, fidgeting as she twiddles her fingers, continuing on,
“S-Sakamoto, do you have, that sort of interest…?”
“Eh? Ah, ah…”
daain Looks like I have to amble here
“Huess I do, I do”
How about that?”
“Eh? Y-you do?”
Huh? Did I fail this time?
“I-is that so? So you do have such interests…Th-then I guess I do too…”
“Then?”
“It-it’s nothing! Nothing at all! Please don’t worry!”
And after saying this, she ran off
“What’s with her this time?”
And so, I write this incident down on the notebook
Two days later, the reply was–
“I was browsing around at the AV corner, and met Kasumi over there coincidentally”
“HEEEEEEYYYYYY!? Such an aard moment actually happened!?”
This is no trivial matter here!
“Kasu very suspicious
–That’s not it! I’e pervert here!…she was saying such a vague testi like she’ll admit
However, I told her, ‘I wonder if that round shaped circular saw is a weapon used for murder’ and so she desperately tried to had that weapon The way she did it was really cute cute, so I decided to take off immediately and arrest this culprit If you wanna knohere that ive me some Koala’s March”
“That idiot woman…”
I recalled the conversation we had in the day, and could only head off to the superlumly to buy some sweets
No, I guess I’m still curious about that, no?
I’ve been tortured often by Hikari Yumesaki often, but there are times when I have the upper hand Of course, those moments are few
There was once when I was clickingup the mess Hikari Yumesaki left behind and scattered everywhere Below the bed, a space where I norht novel
“…Oho”
That hat I thought after reading the contents
“T-this is…!”
I browse through a certain page of this light novel
Written on it is,
“Erm
‘Akihoshi+, let’s break up’
‘Wh-what are you saying, Yukio!?”
‘I know you’ve been fooling around o me…
‘–!’
‘Thank you for going out with me Goodbye, Akihoshi+’
‘W-wait! Hey, why are you going to the roof!? Are you planning to kill yourself!?’
‘Sorry, but from now on, I shall be alone–‘
…Pfft…pfffffffttt…pffff…”
That sort of content’s causingme, Hikari Yumesaki?
“So that girl is into that sort of thing?”
She likes to watch late night aniirls in thea, so I do know she has interests in 2D However, I never thought such a thing would be within her territory too
I stare at the cover of that ith boys going beyond the level oftheir faces together was so invigorating it’s disgusting
Yes, that is the so called BL novel
It seems to be a serialized work, as there’s an indication of the cover stating that it’s the 5th volume The obi wrapped around the book states, BL author Yukis us the latest issue of a new love comedy, ‘Tomorroill die, You will revive!’
“Now this is getting interesting”
It’s a rare thing that I’irl’s weakness I place the book on the table, and wrote,
“I never thought you would have such interests (LOL) Follow rule number 4 (LOL)”
With an overwhel sense of triumph, I hand over the baton to the me tomorrow
And two days later, the following excuse is written,
“I don’t really like it that s It’s a trendy thing, so i just had a look Speaking of which, this is sexual harassirl! Hey, you got it!? Let s too! You really don’t understand anything about what a girl values, Sakain, so it’s norh”
And so, on the last page of the notebook
“Rule 28: Don’t look into a girl’s secret! At least pretend not to know about it, you idiot!”
So there’s a new rule?
I i all red-faced, furious and embarrassed as she wrote down those words, and so I bask in my sense of superiority Gahaha, so there are ti, huh?
“She does have moments when she’s cute, huh?”
…And well, I didn’t notice that she changed the ringtone forbrother, your phone’ Well, that’s another story altogether
And on a certain day, I was unexpectedly congratulated
“Happy birthday! Haa–ppp–yy— Birthhuu—daayyy!!”
Below these words that felt revolting instead of relieving was an illustration of Kasu me There’s also a case placed on the table, and inside it is a seely pricey watch
“You won’t be popular if you don’t have a cool watch!
–Yaah, Akitsuki’s watch is so cool
–Ah, Kasu for you
–Ahh! Not there–nngghhh! Noo!
Really, you’re a pervert, Sakamoto”
Aren’t you the perverted one?
And also, this isn’t the problem
“Today isn’t my birthday”
And also, to buy this watch, she probably withdrew a lot ofdoesn’t ift Are you a rookie conman?
“On a side note, my birthday’s on July 18 (Cheers, cheers)!”
I see She wanted a present? I guess she’s either planning quite some bit or thick-skinned herself I look at the calendar, and found that she did draw a circle around the 18
“Seriously, she leaves me no choice”
Since a birthday’s a rare thing, I’ll buy so led around by her, but I get it doesn’t matter now It’s a birthday that happens once every year Also, she did leave this e behind
“Leaving aside that, thanks for being so kind to me all this tiether, Sakamoto”
I know this doesn’t suit
“Seriously Is she really hoping to get a present from me?”
It’s irl to simply write words like this I know this is the case, but i’m still somewhat happy, and a little frustrated
I leton the watch Oh, it’s rather light On a closer look, it’s a Denmark brand Nice watch here
“Trash!+ Absolute trash!+”
“Yu-Yukiko…?”
It happened on a certain afternoon
I had returned hoetables at the kitchen, with the pose of a de
“That woht to be petted! I’ll kill her! I’ll definitely kill her! Uuu… called an idiot on the co me to stop…damn it!!”
Sh-she’s a sicko…
I’er if I approach her at this point, so I left her as she was I escape back to my room, and open the notebook as per habit
“Hmmmm~, it’s not that kind of partner?”
“What are you saying now?”