Chapter 74 - Ant Skit Episode 1: Ant Revolution (Post 36) (1/2)

**knock on office door**

Author : Enter.

**???? comes in**

????: I am here to file a complaint

**Author looks ???? up and down and then shrugs**

Author :  Go ahead.

????: I am being treated unfairly and would like this situation rectified.

Author : O-kay...how so?

????: It is clear that I should be given a bigger role in the script, but yet I was overshadowed by some over-glamorised unrealistic piece of crap...so what if it has dragons and stuff who can fly and idiots playing around...What do they represent?...I represent a world view, enlightenment, progress - The way forward! ????... so I should be a part of the cornerstone of this story!

Author : Ah, I see...but you've had your time to shine already. It is time for the story to move forward and hence we have to bring to the front more...more expressive members to the forefront to expand our horizon and vision. I'm sure you can understand that.

????: But I am the WAY forward! Why can't you understand this? The fans love me, they were all screaming for me, didn't you hear them?!

Author : Well... that was because they were randomly guessing...the situation has changed now.

????: You are ruining this story! You're ruining everything! You better bring me back or...or...

Author : Or what? ????

**????'s eyes dart around the office**

????: I'll sue!...Yes, I'll sue you!

Author :????...For what? ????

????: For masking my greatness! Using me and then dumping me nonchalantly...

Author : ???? How cute...

????: I am being serious! You are looking down on me again, right?!...I am going to sue you for discrimination, false detention...yes! And also the mental trauma I consequently suffered!

Author: False detention? I am not holding you hostage, you walked in here yourself and you can leave whenever you want...Also, discrimination? how? You got your chance in the sunshine so move aside...

????: Discrimination for looking down on the ant kind and for not upholding our basic rights to equal opportunity...Ants have rights too, you know!

Author : ????...Oy, I don't remember making you a smart ant, you were supposed to be ignorant, remember?...

????: Ignorant? Look, more discrimination! Why do you assume my mental capacity? Why do I have to conform to the mold you created?! I can think too you know...Just because I featured in your work doesn't make you the boss of me!...I am going to sue you for everything you're worth! Hmph, which I happen to have heard is not much to begin with ????????...

**Author glares at ????**

Author : ...????

????:????Now I am open to negotiations, my terms are -

Author : You're fired ????