Chapter 74 - Ant Skit Episode 1: Ant Revolution (Post 36) (2/2)
????: Fi-fired? Why?... This is an unfair termination! More discrimination!
Author : ????
Lei Xing : I don't really think that I'll fly...evens humans don't inherently have a right to a stage, much less ants. Also, the contract, which you voluntarily signed, has a fire-at-will clause, so just-cause is not required for termination...Moreover, the ants civil rights movement has not made any progress these past few milleniums, so I'd say you don't have much of a case...
????: Hey! You should be on my side! We're a team! Our greatness is being stifled, we are being oppressed, we can't just idly sit by and be overshadowed!
Lei Xing : Um...sure... ????
????: So you will support me, right? We need to band together to fight the system and pave the way for the ants! Let's start the Ant Revolution!!
Lei Xing : Sounds great...but I am a bit busy these days...you know, trying to get out the palace, stay alive...you know, life stuff...
????: So you're just going to abandon me?! Just like that?! I thought we had something special...we connected...and just like that?...Do you think you would be where you are today without me?! How ungrateful! ????
**LX narrows her eyes**
Lei Xing :????Now that I think of it, it really could all be because of you...
????: That's right, it's all thanks to me, you should be grateful! ????
Lei Xing : You were the one who got his stupid attention and gave him the idea of that stupid empress crap!
????: Wait, what are you talking about? ????
Lei Xing : ”Wise words”...don't you remember? ????
**???? slowly backs away towards the door**
????: ????...Um, I think we all need to calm down here and rationalize the situation...we all had our roles to play... we shouldn't haphazardly cast blame about...
Lei Xing : ????!
**???? turns and rushes to the door, LX jumps him and grabs him in a chokehold***
????: Wait! Wait! Calm down and listen to me! All I did was pose for one painting!...Ahhh! Help! Help!...
Lei Xing : ????????????
**Author casually spins chair around to face the windows**
Author : ????...the weather's really great today.
**Author calmly dials a number and puts the call on loud speaker**
Author : Hello, I need security up here...say in about 5 minutes...???? actually make that 10 ????
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????: I tried guys, I really tried...but I failed so????????...so ????????...Life is so unfair!!!