Chapter 75 - Ant Skit Episode 2: Settlement (Post 38) (1/2)

Author : Okay, let's resolve this like reasonable peop- beings.

Lei Xing : *scoffs* Just let him go, it's not like he can do much damage anyway.

????: Animals have rights! Animal abuse is illegal!

Lei Xing : You're an insect ????

????: Insects are animals too!

Lei Xing : Whatever floats your boat ????

????: You will go to jail!

Lei Xing : Highly unlikely.

????: You - You will be fined!

Lei Xing : *Yawns* I think you have a better chance of being dissected.

????: W-Wh-What?

????: A life-size talking ???? isn't something you see every day...I'm sure I can find some people who will pay good money for you ????...

????: ??????

Lei Xing : You want to be a Star, don't you? Want to stand on a pedastal for the world to admire, right?...How about a spot in a science exhibit at the musuem? You get your own stage and everything...or if you don't want that, we can always just have your brain featuring in a -

????: ????...

Author : That's enough *glares at LX* ????, While I'm sure all that sounds wonderful, I do believe we can come to some sort of agreement that is mutually beneficial, right?

????: ...but...

Author : Of course, you can go try to sue her for the accident...but you wouldn't get much, if anything...it was just an accident so just let it go.

????: ...S-She tried to kill me. *Points at LX, who is leisurely relaxing in her chair*

Lei Xing : *narrows her eyes at ????* It was an accident.

????: You tried to strangle me and then tried to smash me!

Lei Xing : You were in the way, I didn't notice you...sorry ????

Author :  There, she has apologized, problem solved!

????: No, it's not! I'm still going to sue!... I'll go to the media! Yes, expose you all for being abusive and discriminatory to your employees!

Author :????...Fine then, how about a payout?

????: That's negotiable ????