Chapter 81 - Ant Skit Episode 8: The Inquiry (Post 45) (1/2)

So, this episode evolved in a conversation on Discord that ???? hijacked, obviously I had to cut out this portion out, so if you want to read the full conversation, hop on the discord to read it...So the background summary is: We were discussing about Old Lei Xing and Tung Mei meeting up during her ”Away” period and somehow got to the theory that Lei Xing and Ah Jin were an item, and Tung Mei was the third party (usurper lol), who stumbled into the mix during LX and Ah Jin's runaway to be together plot ????????

Author : Okay, so the theory is...they planned to run away together, succeeded...but then TM got involved, they fought and then made up, then realized life outside is hard...so came up with the harem plan and went back home. That's where we are, right? ????

Ajax_flameborn : Yes.

Makesomehassle : Yep!

????:I did tell you they were all shady people ????

Ajax_flameborn : it's the sensei! Oh wise one, give us your wisdom.

Makesomehassle : ???? yea give it to me too!

????: Yes, yes of course, ask and thou shall receive ????...???? *whispers* I know all their secrets ????

Ajax_flameborn : Hmmmm, What is the mc's three sizes? ????

????: ????...tch I offer you wisdom, and you ask three sizes? ????

Ajax_flameborn : Well yeah, that's her most closely guarded secret... So ya gotta know it, right?   *intentionally asks a vague yet specific question to trip him up????*

Makesomehassle : Ohhhhhhhhhhhh oh god! ????

????: ..That's not a secret, we all know that >_>)...ask something substantive, we are short on time! ????

Ajax_flameborn : He doesn't know! Nobody knows.

????:...I know!...it's just...Confidential! ???????? ** ...they'll kill me... **

Ajax_flameborn : P**sy

????: *clears throat* A wise man knows to always choose his battles ????

Ajax_flameborn : Fool, brave the world!

????: When one has seen the world, one knows to fear the world.

Ajax_flameborn : There are but three things a wise man fears; a sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentleman.

????: ????????????...Well this will be a combination of all three...so...

Ajax_flameborn : ....She's not thirsty enough to fit the sea bit, and the moon is out at the moment so...

????: ???????????? Her minions are scarier than her

Ajax_flameborn : She lost her memory, she has no minions at the moment.

????: You know nothing! ????????

Ajax_flameborn : Yeah, sure...

????: Plus I could lose my best friend...really my only friend here????...

Ajax_flameborn : You have no friends. You're in an abusive relationship you know.

????:  I do!...no it's not, its the best in the world!...???? or at least in this camp...

Ajax_flameborn : You sure?

????: We relate on a different level...we share realities and an understanding going through the same tribulation...we comfort and encourage each other too ????

Ajax_flameborn : Lies!

????: I would prove it...but it's hard to, their shy ????

Ajax_flameborn :  Who's your friend?

????: Hmm...give me a moment... *scurries away and returns shortly after*  okay, they say it's fine...my friend is the voice...actually my first friend too, but that's a complicated-... anyway we're best friends! ????

Ajax_flameborn : Oh! Why would you lose that friend? Unless that friend is the original mc....Hmmmmmmmmmm ????

????: Well...it's a chain reaction...Either way, we can't go there, too much trouble...I will really become non-existent this time ????

Ajax_flameborn : Lol

????: You don't understand...these people are *long sigh*...They can be terrifying, they will really put their threats in action...and they say it all with straight faces too ????

Ajax_flameborn : Lol

????: It's not a joke! if not for my friend intervening, I would be tortured to the grave so...truly the best! ????

Ajax_flameborn : Just Do it! What are the sizes? We talking apples, Oranges, Melons! Or cherries?

????: *clears throat and looks around, nods confirming no one in sight* Okay...but this is just between us...so it's in between o-

Tung Mei : What are you doing? *Standing behind ????, ???? at computer screen*

**???? frantically covers screen with hands**

????: N-nothing, nothing ????

Tung Mei : ????...nothing?

????:  It's private stuff!

Tung Mei : I see ????...sounds interesting...

????: It's not at all...very boring, very ????